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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-28-2006 11:53:56 AM
Within the last 3 posts, I've seen 'stomach' spelled three different ways and only one of them is right. Who was correct, boys and girls?

Was it:


  1. Naimah, with his Gin & 'Stomic'?
  2. Fazumzen, with his 'Stomach' 3 Turbo by Gillette?
  3. Maradon, with his 'Stomac' n' Cheese?

Vote carefully!

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nem-x
posted 07-28-2006 12:07:45 PM
How does one gain weight by eating only a little bit?
I've lost about 15 pounds since a nissen fundoplication surgery, and I can't eat big bites or eat as much as I used to. I've been drinking ensure a lot but it doesn't seem to be helping.
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-28-2006 01:46:01 PM
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nem-x got a whole lot of nerve:
How does one gain weight by eating only a little bit?
I've lost about 15 pounds since a nissen fundoplication surgery, and I can't eat big bites or eat as much as I used to. I've been drinking ensure a lot but it doesn't seem to be helping.

buy big macs

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Steven Steve
posted 07-28-2006 01:58:06 PM
Do you mean by volume or by calories, nem-x? By volume, yes, eat big macs, dairy, and meat. Stuff from things on the top of the food chain basically. Calorically, you just have to lie around and do nothing all day and you can gain weight on a small amount of calories.

In other words stuff your face with cottage cheese. Unless you're lactose intolerant, in which case you can eat tuna in mayo or die. I got my wisdom teeth out last week and in the first 5 hours afterward I ate cottage cheese, applesauce, barbecue beef, and green olives. Then for dinner I had sweet & sour pork, orange chicken, chow mein, and a fortune cookie. I ate all of this without taking very large bites.

Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 07-28-2006 at 02:06 PM.

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nem-x
posted 07-28-2006 02:23:33 PM
I can't eat sandwhiches very well, because it gets stuck in my throat. I have to cut steak into small pieces just so it can go down.
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Steven Steve
posted 07-28-2006 03:11:19 PM
Oh yeah, Ensure isn't worth much calorically either. It's like a protein shake plus micronutrients. If you make shakes out of whole ice cream, protein powder, whole milk, and dextrose or maltodextrin, pretty soon you have a beverage with like 500 calories per glass.
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- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 07-28-2006 11:22:45 PM
Also, when you don't eat very much, your body goes "OMG, I dunno when I'm gonna get food again! I better hang onto this..." and goes into storage mode.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Steven Steve
posted 07-29-2006 12:15:24 AM
Yes, that's why I said "more frequent and smaller meals."
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Maradon!
posted 07-29-2006 12:25:31 AM
Mine was a typo
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