I've recently been on a diet and exercise regiment, too, and have lost a little over fifteen pounds thus far. Pretty nice, right? RIGHT?!
Anyways, with this, I have come to three conclusions:
1) I am drinking a lot of water lately and I think that my digestion is going pretty good right now.
2) I am having a lot of natural fiber intake, as opposed to just taking supplements.
3) My stomach has shrunk considerably, so I must poop quickly and often!
Speak of the devil, I have to poop right now. I am pooping pretty well these days.
Why don't you use this thread to inform everyone of your recent successes in life? What's going on with you guys? I want to know, really (unless you're Sean.)
Y'know, too much fiber can be a bad thing too. If you're going too often, tone it down.
I'm glad it's starting to cool down so I can cook real food again.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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This insanity brought to you by JooJooFlop:
I just pooped a poop you poop when you eat a BK Quad Stacker and a KFC mashed potato bowl on the same day. Much like the food itself it was greasy, sloppy and satisfying.I'm glad it's starting to cool down so I can cook real food again.
A fucking quad stacker? Jesus Christ. I feel sick when I eat an Ultimate Cheeseburger, which is just two slabs of beef and cheese. I couldn't imagine surviving after eating four.
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Gadani enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I enjoy a triple cheeseburger from Wendy's now and then.
Fatty.
No, I'm just jealous. I have to eat chicken. All day long. That's like the only meat I eat any more.
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Naimah thought about the meaning of life:
I just ate fast food for the first time in a month and I don't think I'm ever going to again. I can eat twice as well for half as much if I just make it myself.
You can't go wrong with McDonalds's Dollar Menu.
Two Spicy Chicken sandwiches and a Double Cheeseburger for $3.00 + tax. And water's free!
e: ^^^That's what I usually get, anyway. Gadani fucked around with this message on 07-27-2006 at 12:12 AM.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
A fucking quad stacker? Jesus Christ. I feel sick when I eat an Ultimate Cheeseburger, which is just two slabs of beef and cheese. I couldn't imagine surviving after eating four.
They're normal sized patties, so it's probably about as much meat (maybe even a little less) as an ultimate from Jack in the Box. Now, a triple whopper. That's a lot of goddamn meat.
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Gadani stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
You can't go wrong with McDonalds's Dollar Menu.Two Spicy Chicken sandwiches and a Double Cheeseburger for $3.00 + tax. And water's free!
e: ^^^That's what I usually get, anyway.
I can make a quarter pounder that is better then what McDonalds makes for about $1.50. And Coke is cheaper then water if you buy it by the 2 liter.
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Naimah attempted to be funny by writing:
I can make a quarter pounder that is better then what McDonalds makes for about $1.50. And Coke is cheaper then water if you buy it by the 2 liter.
Coke is cheaper than free?
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Naimah was all like:
Cheaper then water at the grocery store.
Than.
Learn it or die.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Than.Learn it or die.
you're grammar is amazing
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There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
One more warning.
I see how it is.
That was fun.
I've been doing the whole diet thing as well and I'm down 30 pounds in about a month and a half so far by just cutting calorie intake to a reasonable level. Oh, and eating breakfast. I always drank a lot of water, so that's not really different now. Also, no more beer. I miss it already.
I do not poop 4 times a day however. Twice at most.
Anyway, congrats to you for sticking to your diet. 
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Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Almond?
It would help if I wasn't so sendentary. If only I had a real life friend to go to the gym with on a regular basis or even just to get out of the house. Instead all I have is you imaginary friends. Christ im pathetic.
You don't know me, son.
It's not something people hear about.
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Almond has funnier quote texts than me:
It would help if I wasn't so sendentary. If only I had a real life friend to go to the gym with on a regular basis or even just to get out of the house. Instead all I have is you imaginary friends. Christ im pathetic.
Lame excuse. You can meet a friend at the gym. Sitting at the PC thinking about doing something isn't quite the same as just going and doing it.
Bring a CD player or a MP3 player and just do it.
The first couple weeks are hard, but after that it's hard <i>not</i> to go. I have so much more energy now that any day where I sit around the house all day feels strange.
It's really worth going for it, or it was for me!
Seconding the cd/mp3 player suggestion though, unless you love 80s rock or pop, or find a gym that plays non-crappy music.
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Naimah stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
And Coke is cheaper then water if you buy it by the 2 liter.
$.25/gallon for water as opposed to what...$1.50 for a 2 liter of Coke?
If you're pooping 4 times a day longer than that, then something might actually be wrong with you 
Though chances are if you're pooping that much and have lost 15ish pounds, that's where it came from.
Keep up with your diet and exercise and and pooping once every day or every other day is much more efficient and healthy. haha
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Densetsu wrote this stupid crap:
$.25/gallon for water as opposed to what...$1.50 for a 2 liter of Coke?
Where are you getting your coke? I can get it for 80 cents a 2 liter at my local Jewel. Cheaper if you buy generic at Sams/walmart(they're down to like 65).
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Y.O.T.C spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Where are you getting your coke? I can get it for 80 cents a 2 liter at my local Jewel. Cheaper if you buy generic at Sams/walmart(they're down to like 65).
Whatever a Jewel is.
You completely missed the point, by the way.
quote:That shouldn't stop for from being able to lose weight. Hopefully it isn't.
Ares.
I don't have the money to go to a gym.
I'm not saying you're fat. You might be but I'm not saying that.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Along with attempting to improve my diet GOTTA start eating less fast food! At least I'm not drinking sodas and eating candy anymore I'm hoping I can lose some real weight. 
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There was much rejoicing when Liam said this:
all fatties vacate the premises.I've been doing the whole diet thing as well and I'm down 30 pounds in about a month and a half so far by just cutting calorie intake to a reasonable level. Oh, and eating breakfast. I always drank a lot of water, so that's not really different now. Also, no more beer. I miss it already.
I do not poop 4 times a day however. Twice at most.
Breakfast really does work wonders, I find. It suppresses your appetite a lot so you're not eating huge meals for lunch and dinner. It's better to eat a big breakfast so that all that energy can be burned off in your daily routine.
I've been bad about breakfast lately, though. I keep eating these Powerbar Harvest bars instead of a real meal.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
