quote:Okay.
Lazzay.
You're still out there?More diary okay
Sean is asleep and I am headed that way in about 2 minutes. I have been up chatting with this crazy women who I think I've got it bad for, but she's awful cool. Sean already likes her, and this is only after two days of him "talking" with her. She admits to having it bad for me as well. Self hi-five.
We are going to be getting up in the afternoon tomorrow to leave for a quick photoshoot. Maybe I will not go, but I suspect I might. And little does Sean know that I will be using his phone tomorrow night some time around midnight. Scandalous! Saturday will suck.
fin
At six in the morning.
It's not something people hear about.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Sean.
Saturday will suck because we leave for another photo shoot.At
sixquarter to five in the morning.
It's not something people hear about.
We had Taco Bell for lunch. I got two chicken quesadillas. There were some bits of lettuce in one, and both got really rushed on the little slicer thing, so there were laffo big slices, but they were otherwise good. I also had a medium Mountain Dew.
4.5/5
It's not something people hear about.
We had Taco Bell for lunch. I got one chicken quesadilla. Really rushed on the little slicer thing, so there were laffo big slices, but they were otherwise good. I also had a medium Mountain Dew and a hard taco that was only so-so. Unusually dry.
4/5
See, because you're going to need them.
Because you'll be shitting Taco Bell death poo, see.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Ahh man, I shot Karnaj in the face.
Hope there are two toilets available wherever you're at in a couple hours.See, because you're going to need them.
Because you'll be shitting Taco Bell death poo, see.
We just had a synchronized burp.
Soon our periods will be on the same cycle.
It's not something people hear about.
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Aw, geez, I have Sean all over myself!
We just had a synchronized burp.Soon our periods will be on the same cycle.
Dude, you laugh, but I can totally tell when it's that time of the month at the office. People start getting snippy.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Everyone wondered WTF when Karnaj wrote:
Dude, you laugh, but I can totally tell when it's that time of the month at the office. People start getting snippy.
At least 5 of 9 girls went through the motions last week at my work. The other 4, I haven't talked to, so I don't know.
Anyway, photo shoot? Like, are you guys just horsing around or is it like a for-serious photo shoot?
I have no idea what's going on. Obviously.
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Monica had this to say about Pirotess:
At least 5 of 9 girls went through the motions last week at my work. The other 4, I haven't talked to, so I don't know.Anyway, photo shoot? Like, are you guys just horsing around or is it like a for-serious photo shoot?
I have no idea what's going on. Obviously.
I think Sean's been pretending to be a photographer as of late.
He's probably doing it just to stare at the models. 
quote:
Arttemis obviously shouldn't have said:
I think Sean's been pretending to be a photographer as of late.He's probably doing it just to stare at the models.
We've been doing this pageant photography shindig for about six months now, before that about a year's worth of equine events.
ps here were some contestents from Saturday
It's not something people hear about.
Good show, friend.
It's not something people hear about.
Director: Sean
Writer: Tim
Gay buttsex: Karnaj
Horrible out of shot pictures: Sean and lack of light.
Enter the hero.
Here, I ponder which of the lightbulbs to use. Tiny, 75w to our left. Gigantic 200w fuck yeah bulb to the right.
The choice is clear.
Our intrepid hero mounts the chair and raises the bulb in preperation of the insert... insertation.
Here, our hero is way too happy about unscrewing the bulb cover. Or I am falling down oh shi
oh shit thumbs down no good, fucking chair is TOO SHORT
CHAIR, GTFO
Having successfully vaniquished my newest foe, I turn to a working man's best ally in the fight against gravity.
Works like a charm! Let's just turn on this 200w bulb and see how she loo
OH JESUS CHRIST
Notice our brave hero squinting, desperately trying to get the cover on as fast as possible!
Doesn't fit? Doesn't fit?! OH YEAH?
FUCK YOU, BULB
Only faggots like 200w bulbs, anyway.
The final victory pose for our triumphant hero.
fin
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Sean had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'm glad to see your habit of kneejerk reactions is not limited solely to politics, but extends also to the realm of very unlikely dating prospects.Good show, friend.
He just doesn't like them because their breasts aren't bigger than their heads.
That's my impression
Edit - Here's a nice picture that Sean felt had to be touched up. Sexy.jpg, indeed!
Blackened fucked around with this message on 07-16-2006 at 08:35 PM.
Oh lord it looks horrible but I had the worst subject ever.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:You're just jealous I was styling that sweet boa.
Sean.
Oh lord it looks horrible but I had the worst subject ever.
Edit - Work it, you sexy beast! Make love to the camera!
Blackened fucked around with this message on 07-16-2006 at 08:40 PM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
why?
theory 1: he's a conehead. Skaw fucked around with this message on 07-17-2006 at 06:30 AM.
Black will probably be the big spoon.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Still not gay.
It's not something people hear about.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
posted for documentation, don't know what people who don't play graw will get out of this so w/e Blackened fucked around with this message on 07-19-2006 at 03:26 AM.
Review = fukken epic a++ would see again
If it is Kevin Smith's last View Askew movie, and all signs point to that, I am not saddened. It was a perfect wrap-up to the whole long disjointed series.
But I wouldn't have called it Clerks 2. I would have called it Return of the Porch Monkeys.
also ps, Black fails miserably at eating a Cup o Noodles
It's not something people hear about.
did you guys have sex yet
quote:hand, ass, shower
Mr. Gainsborough.
diddid you guys have sex yet
X gon' give it to ya
"So tired," he says.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:
Sean got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
His last day has been spent working. Hooray."So tired," he says.
he left? you must feel so sad 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Nobody really understood why Karnaj wrote:
So, what do you take away from this epic saga? Any parting words of wisdom?
haha i bet black is pregnant
hes the skinny one so im takin it that he's the girl
ICE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN'
