I revoke all my prior wills and codicils.
I am not now married to any person.
I have no living children.
To Sean, I give my monitor. It was expensive and it works great. I can think of no better gift for a geek like you.
To Rosa, I give my dog, Molly. She is cute and huggable. Also barks loudly whenever the door is open so she will thwart away those predators!
To Parcelan, I leave my horse. There is a great tale of how I stole this creature from the dreaded Ganondorf but that is a tale for another time.
To Liam, I leave my shoes. They are comfortable and worn in well. May they keep your feet cold in the harshest of Canadian winters!
To Suddar, I leave my favorite deck of cards. May they bring to you endless games and a few stray magic tricks to cheer you up. Smile, emo kid!
To Delid, I leave this travel shaving kit! Use it to keep your head smooth whenever you find yourself wandering.
To Nem-X, I leave my dog, Rufus. He is a blissfully ignorant and eternally happy dog. Loves to play! No better friend could be asked.
To Gains, I leave this 3/4ths empty can of Altoids! Because your breath sinks I guess.
To Doc, I leave you this deodorant I found in my closet. May it keep your armpits sweetly smelling the next time the cops bust you with all those 15 year-olds in the back of your van!
To Maradon, I leave you this poster. To remind you of the ever growing threat.
To Faz, I leave you this PS2 and Guitar Hero. Now you, too, can join your heroes in the hollowed halls of Guitar God.
To Karnaj, I leave you my drawer of socks. Now you can jack off to your favorite midget porn with no fear of mess!
To Snoots, I leave this here X-Box. May you throw it at your angry drunken hobo enemies and see them crushed before you. Also, Pikmin for those lonely nights.
To Deth, I leave you Gollum. He will watch you masturbate when Lyinar is gone.
To Ryuu, I leave you my iPod. It's old and the batteries are shit, but it's better than nothing! For you to enjoy your awesome musical tastes with.
To Tier I leave you a few assorted posters featuring awesome movies like V for Vendetta, Superman Returns, and Lucky Number Slevin, in vain hopes you will retain some manliness.
To everyone else, I leave you this tiny toy soldier, whom is missing the drum. Fight amongst yourselves for it. Blackened fucked around with this message on 07-01-2006 at 11:02 PM.
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Blackened had this to say about Pirotess:
To everyone else, I leave you this tiny toy soldier, whom is missing the drum. Fight amongst yourselves for it.
Does he never blow his composure, despite having the weight of the whole world on his shoulders?
It's not something people hear about.
please die
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Azymyth enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Dibs on the soldier.
Fuck you fatty it's mine.
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Sakkra had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Fuck you fatty it's mine.
You guys should settle this the only fair way, by cutting it in half and you each get some toy soldier goodness. Leftover Mog fucked around with this message on 07-02-2006 at 03:25 AM.
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
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Delidgamond had this to say about Tron:
Are you there yet?
He's under my floorboards.
I have appropriated all the items in this thread.
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sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
quote:No.
Monica.
I want Molly.
Double no because I'm still alive.
Now I have Sean playing guitar hero. He's secretly loving it but he won't admit.
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Blackened impressed everyone with:
Now I have Sean playing guitar hero. He's secretly loving it but he won't admit.
It's total shit.
(totally AWESOME shit) 
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quote:He just started playing - I pass BatM on expert with relative ease.
Bajah.
Get another guitar and duel his white ass!
Shame GH2 isn't out now, that'd be fukken awesome.
Edit - I also have to admit I'm really shocked at how good he is at this game, for just starting out. He practically said "Fuck you" to Easy mode and is tearing up Iron Man on Medium. This is with about 20 minutes of playtime. Blackened fucked around with this message on 07-03-2006 at 05:53 PM.
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quote:
A sleep deprived nem-x stammered:
Passing a song is easy. Accuracy is the hard part.
I've learned this.
It's still gay that you can flub through anything difficult about the songs. Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 07-03-2006 at 07:37 PM.
We knew them well.
*Sean's father did all the work.
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quote:More like you cut it the fuck up and we were disapointed there was no dead animal stuck inside.
Sean.
We fucked around with a garden hose.
* Riding a seaplane.
It's not something people hear about.
imagine all of this while I am ROCKING THE FUCK OUT to Iron Man and nailing a 98% completion with a 153 note streak
It's not something people hear about.
Update Sean and I went out to SHOOT GUNZ today. Boy are we some straight up mad gansta ballas, yo.
The location:
Fukken swampland I tell you. Nothing but trees and grass and dirt and a hojillion bugs. Sadly, no snakes showed their faces, for they would have been instant moving targets.
The stuff:
Two shotguns, one "rifle", two pistols (shitty one not shown), lots of ammo, a towel, and hateorade.
oh hi there I didn't see you
eat shit and die you coke box
Bonus points if you can find the casing in that shot. Awesome timing on Sean's part.
Here is Sean, emptying two shells from the double-barrel. Look at that motherfuck go.
MULTISHOTGUN DRIFTING!?
I loved this gun. Nothing quite like cocking a shotgun, eh, eh.
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
Actually sean was messing with the camera delay and left it at 2 instead of 10! 
why can't we do anything right
We finally get the "badass look at us idiots in the woods with guns" shot after 3 failed attempts. Sean remarked, upon seeing this picture, "We're like polar opposites." I suppose it's true and eerie. We don't smile because we're just too fucking 
for that.
And there you have it.
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good times 
also black is the whitest person ever. i mean look at him, there's like 2 colors on him that aren't white and that's calvin and hobbes
p.s. i want your shirt Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 07-06-2006 at 07:19 PM.
quote:Kate Moss looks fat standing next to me so whatever
Sean.
I am so fat.
Blackened fucked around with this message on 07-06-2006 at 07:18 PM.
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quote:
Sean had this to say about Robocop:
What's wrong with my wardrobe motherfucker
It's not spread across the floor of my bedroom, sweetcheeks. 
