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Blindy. had this to say about Cuba:
Considering you're 35 years old, still a virgin, and have never had a girl friend...1) Work out.
2) Make some friends.
3) Finally get fucking laid.
Those first two bits of advice will do most anyone good. The third bit, as I have discovered from following it, causes more problems than it solves.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Those first two bits of advice will do most anyone good. The third bit, as I have discovered from following it, causes more problems than it solves.
Only if you do it poorly.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Okay, you're back in the club. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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OtakuPenguin wrote this stupid crap:
Man, you need a fictional girlfriend at the very least.
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Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
Only if you do it poorly.
By all accounts, I do it well and it still causes complications. I'd hate to think of how bad it would be if I did it poorly...
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
By all accounts, I do it well and it still causes complications. I'd hate to think of how bad it would be if I did it poorly...
Then you do it with the wrong people.
