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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-07-2006 03:45:56 PM
quote:
Blindy. wrote their words upon the rocks;
I don't hate you. I think you need to destroy your computer, stop living with your mother, and discover the magic that we call "Life", but I don't hate you.

Ah, but to stop living with my mother I'd need money. I won't have money until I find a job, and once I have a job and start getting money, i won't need to destroy my computer. And if I destroy my computer, it would make it that much harder to find a job, since most of the job openings I've been finding (four more today, btw) come to me over e-mail.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-07-2006 03:47:33 PM
To get money you need a job.

To get a job you need to get off your lazy ass and stop being a drain on society.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-07-2006 03:47:58 PM
Well, removing all video games from your computer would be a good start.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mightion Defensor
posted 03-07-2006 03:49:41 PM
quote:
It has been ordained by Primus, that there will be a Chosen One who will use the Matrix to "light our darkest hour." That darkest hour may come sooner if Mr. Parcelan keeps posting things like this:
To get money you need a job.

To get a job you need to get off your lazy ass and stop being a drain on society.


"Excuse me, Mr. DJ? Could you put on a different record, because we've heard this song before."

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-07-2006 03:49:54 PM
Libraries have computers.

You can also get a really good deal on an old computer that can't possibly play games at goodwill.

Mightion Defensor
posted 03-07-2006 03:55:08 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote:
Well, removing all video games from your computer would be a good start.

And what would you have me do with my time from after dinner time until it's bedtime? Or weekends?

Never mind, don't answer that. I can't think of a good analogy. I'm not going to reply to this thread anymore.

Oh, if any one cares, my brother finally got the contract signed to buy this place, so at least we're not going to have to move.

Mod
Pancake
posted 03-07-2006 04:04:34 PM
ITT class warfare.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mod
Pancake
posted 03-07-2006 04:10:48 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
drain on society.

Never knew you were a socialist.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-07-2006 04:12:52 PM
quote:
Man, who wouldn't want to be Mightion Defensor:
And what would you have me do with my time from after dinner time until it's bedtime? Or weekends?

Never mind, don't answer that. I can't think of a good analogy. I'm not going to reply to this thread anymore.

Oh, if any one cares, my brother finally got the contract signed to buy this place, so at least we're not going to have to move.


Considering you're 35 years old, still a virgin, and have never had a girl friend...

1) Work out.
2) Make some friends.
3) Finally get fucking laid.

Anonamous
Pancake
posted 03-07-2006 04:14:34 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor wrote this stupid crap:
And what would you have me do with my time from after dinner time until it's bedtime? Or weekends?

There is nothing do other than WoW in my free time, wutttttttt to do!?!?
im addicted to wow
Mod
Pancake
posted 03-07-2006 04:22:29 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Cuba:
Considering you're 35 years old, still a virgin, and have never had a girl friend...

1) Work out.
2) Make some friends.
3) Finally get fucking laid.


I'm sure glad you have a universal set of hobbies for everyone to live by there chief. If the guy is already having money problems he needs a girl like he needs a bank-account-gobbling python, lost time syndrome or a thieving invisible midget chained to his leg.

This thread is incredibly juvenile at best and downright disgusting at worst. I don't think I've ever agreed with Mightion on anything in my entire posting career so this is not me sticking up for my buddy or anything, but ffs the guy is about as down as someone can get while still being able to read a message board, stop trying to find ways to be unfathomable pricks to him and either try to be friendly about it or just ignore him if you cannot muster a baseline of compassion for anyone who does not fit your unreasonable standard of perfection.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Anonamous
Pancake
posted 03-07-2006 04:26:08 PM
quote:
Blindy. got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Considering you're 35 years old, still a virgin, and have never had a girl friend...

1) Work out.
2) Make some friends.
3) Finally get fucking laid.


thats worst than me, im only 18...
this alone's good enough incentive to stop playing rofl

im addicted to wow
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-07-2006 04:34:45 PM
quote:
Quoth Mod:
I'm sure glad you have a universal set of hobbies for everyone to live by there chief. If the guy is already having money problems he needs a girl like he needs a bank-account-gobbling python, lost time syndrome or a thieving invisible midget chained to his leg.

This thread is incredibly juvenile at best and downright disgusting at worst. I don't think I've ever agreed with Mightion on anything in my entire posting career so this is not me sticking up for my buddy or anything, but ffs the guy is about as down as someone can get while still being able to read a message board, stop trying to find ways to be unfathomable pricks to him and either try to be friendly about it or just ignore him if you cannot muster a baseline of compassion for anyone who does not fit your unreasonable standard of perfection.


I missed the part where telling someone to quit wasting gravity and do something useful with his life--in the real world--suddenly became juvenile. Granted, there's plenty of juvenile shit going down in this thread, but telling Mightion to quit making excuses and take resposibility for getting a life isn't one of them.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

LeMiere
posted 03-07-2006 04:37:01 PM
quote:
Bloodsage stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I missed the part where telling someone to quit wasting gravity and do something useful with his life--in the real world--suddenly became juvenile. Granted, there's plenty of juvenile shit going down in this thread, but telling Mightion to quit making excuses and take resposibility for getting a life isn't one of them.

Like an intervention!

Who knew Evercrest was so progressive?!

... Teehee.

Mod
Pancake
posted 03-07-2006 04:44:59 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
I missed the part where telling someone to quit wasting gravity and do something useful with his life--in the real world--suddenly became juvenile. Granted, there's plenty of juvenile shit going down in this thread, but telling Mightion to quit making excuses and take resposibility for getting a life isn't one of them.

I don't see where I said that pointing out to him, in anything approaching a helpful and friendly manner, that it would be best for him to try harder to find a job and play less WoW was bad. Dragging out some ancient mushy love poem he wrote just to troll him when he's in a bad spot already is juvenile and / or cruel. Insulting him behind a facade of 'tough love' is just as bad.

I'm pretty sure you know more about motivating others than I ever will, being an officer and all, but putting someone you have no personal connection to, or worse someone you have antagonized in the past, on the defensive by insulting them is about the worst way to have your criticism actually accepted. Deth described it pretty well in that other thread I think, their trusted friend yelling at them will make many people think, some random guy on the internet who insults them at any turn anyway insulting them will just affirm their suspicion that he's somewhat of an ass.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-07-2006 04:51:50 PM
quote:
Mod startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
I don't see where I said that pointing out to him, in anything approaching a helpful and friendly manner, that it would be best for him to try harder to find a job and play less WoW was bad. Dragging out some ancient mushy love poem he wrote just to troll him when he's in a bad spot already is juvenile and / or cruel. Insulting him behind a facade of 'tough love' is just as bad.

I'm pretty sure you know more about motivating others than I ever will, being an officer and all, but putting someone you have no personal connection to, or worse someone you have antagonized in the past, on the defensive by insulting them is about the worst way to have your criticism actually accepted. Deth described it pretty well in that other thread I think, their trusted friend yelling at them will make many people think, some random guy on the internet who insults them at any turn anyway insulting them will just affirm their suspicion that he's somewhat of an ass.


Agreed: the poem thing is definitely in the "juvenile shit" category.

On the other hand, unfriendly peer pressure can be even more effective in certain cases than friendly encouragement from friends. Especially in cases where the friendly approach simply seems to nourish the inherent victim mentality, what is there to lose?

Seems to me it'd be even worse just to ignore him and let him self-destruct out of a misplaced desire to avoid being perceived as rude. Peer pressure may not work, but at least one can say one tried, as opposed to ignoring the obvious problem after whispering polite hints failed miserably.

Finally, there's always the cardinal rule of the internet: if you're not interested in people commenting on your personal life, then don't post it on the internet.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mightion Defensor
posted 03-07-2006 04:59:54 PM
quote:
From the Book of Armaments, Bloodsage did read;

Finally, there's always the cardinal rule of the internet: if you're not interested in people commenting on your personal life, then don't post it on the internet.


I'm breaking my own rule just to point out that I did not start this or the other thread. This issue was not brought up for public discussion by any action of mine besides leaving Xfire in startup.

Talonus
Loner
posted 03-07-2006 05:01:51 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mod wrote:
he's somewhat of an ass.

I'm not sure if you haven't realized it yet, but most of us here are asses. At least folks are trying to be helpful asses.

Talonus fucked around with this message on 03-07-2006 at 05:02 PM.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-07-2006 05:02:36 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
And what would you have me do with my time from after dinner time until it's bedtime? Or weekends?

Never mind, don't answer that. I can't think of a good analogy. I'm not going to reply to this thread anymore.

Oh, if any one cares, my brother finally got the contract signed to buy this place, so at least we're not going to have to move.


Is that what you really want? Your brother to swoop in like you're 4 years old and he's your mother? Be a man. Get a job. Take some fucking pride in yourself.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-07-2006 05:05:34 PM
quote:
Quoth Mightion Defensor:
I'm breaking my own rule just to point out that I did not start this or the other thread. This issue was not brought up for public discussion by any action of mine besides leaving Xfire in startup.

I know you didn't start the threads, but that's not the point. No one could give you grief about your personal situation. . .if they didn't know your personal situation. Once the details are out there, one pretty much has to accept the consequences.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 03-07-2006 05:57:25 PM
quote:
Bloodsage painfully thought these words up:
I know you didn't start the threads, but that's not the point. No one could give you grief about your personal situation. . .if they didn't know your personal situation. Once the details are out there, one pretty much hashave to accept the consequences.

Oh ho, I r grammer nazi.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-07-2006 05:58:43 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Naimah stammered:
Oh ho, I r grammer nazi.

...you moron.

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't care if Mightion gets better or not. I just hate his fucking guts.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 03-07-2006 06:01:04 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
...you moron.

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't care if Mightion gets better or not. I just hate his fucking guts.


Oh fux.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-07-2006 06:01:21 PM
But you've never seen his guts.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-07-2006 06:03:02 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about the Spice Girls:
But you've never seen his guts.

I've never had a 12 inch cock up my ass but I know I'd hate it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-07-2006 06:03:04 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's fortune cookie read:
But you've never seen his guts.

You're useless to me as an Orc and even more useless as a Haradrim Warrior.

For you to have any use for the armies of Mordor, you must become...a Mumakil.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-07-2006 06:04:23 PM
quote:
LeMiere thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Like an intervention!

Who knew Evercrest was so progressive?!

... Teehee.


Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-07-2006 06:06:24 PM
Great Drysart is going to shoot me full of arrows.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-07-2006 06:07:21 PM
quote:
At least I'm not Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
Great Drysart is going to shoot me full of arrows.

Play your cards right and you can get zerged by the army of the dead.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-07-2006 06:10:38 PM
omg zerg!
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-07-2006 06:58:53 PM
Ya know Mightion, maybe, if you don't want people to jump on your case for how much WoW you play, consider removing your sig.
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 03-07-2006 07:11:34 PM
650 hours is at the very least $5000
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-07-2006 07:18:08 PM
quote:
See, your Naimah means your hair. So technically it's true.
Oh ho, I r grammer nazi.
"One" is neither plural nor first person.
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-07-2006 07:22:57 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
You're useless to me as an Orc and even more useless as a Haradrim Warrior.

For you to have any use for the armies of Mordor, you must become...a Mumakil.


Haradrim Warriors were useless in the first Battle for Middle Earth. In all the LAN game me and my buddies played, I never once found a good use for them.

Mumakils are another story

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-08-2006 12:42:35 AM
Everything that could possibly help Mightion has already been said, over and over and over again. He won't listen. There's just no reasoning with him.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-08-2006 01:09:42 AM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Naimah gently hums:
Oh ho, I r grammer nazi.

I really hope that was a stupid joke, because you got the grammar wrong.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-08-2006 01:24:40 AM
quote:
Lechium had this to say about Captain Planet:
Haradrim Warriors were useless in the first Battle for Middle Earth. In all the LAN game me and my buddies played, I never once found a good use for them.

Mumakils are another story


They really have one purpose: they are cheaper than Orc Archers.

You can pump out Orc Warriors until the cows come home and barely get a boost on the Orc Pit veterancy. After four Haradrim Warrior units trained, you have access to the Soldiers of Rhun and the Banner upgrade.

Afterwards, when you get more resources, it's better to just pump out Orc Archers and put them on the Mumakil.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-08-2006 01:26:35 AM
quote:
At least I'm not Pvednes
Everything that could possibly help Mightion has already been said, over and over and over again. He won't listen. There's just no reasoning with him.

What's more depressing is that he can't see that he desperately needs psychiatric help. In another two years, he'll be a fictional character on the Shield.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-08-2006 01:31:29 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
They really have one purpose: they are cheaper than Orc Archers.

You can pump out Orc Warriors until the cows come home and barely get a boost on the Orc Pit veterancy. After four Haradrim Warrior units trained, you have access to the Soldiers of Rhun and the Banner upgrade.

Afterwards, when you get more resources, it's better to just pump out Orc Archers and put them on the Mumakil.


Yeah, the soldiers of Rhun were okay, but I was partial to Mountain Trolls and Drummers together. Unless my oponent had elven archers then I was screwed...

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-08-2006 01:36:52 AM
Trolls are really only good against cavalry and infantry, which isn't bad, don't get me wrong, but fire arrows will put them down before they can blink and they'll take out half the invading force with them.

That's why you need a ton of Orcs and Rhuns to absorb the initial blow.

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