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Topic: firearms experts!
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-27-2005 06:33:18 PM
quote:
Kaiote had this to say about Captain Planet:
When you apply for a silencer permit, (Or a class 3 in general), make sure you dont say the reason you need it is for "Target practice". A silencer will drop the accuracy of a weapon signifigantly over distance. Which means you would only need target practice to get good WITH a silenced weapon.

Then what the heck do you say? "Oh I just need it to kill my ex-girlfriends."
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 12-27-2005 06:44:38 PM
Wow, some of the idiots posting in this thread scare me.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-27-2005 07:00:30 PM
quote:
Azizza wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Wow, some of the idiots posting in this thread scare me.

And to think, some of us idiots may or may not have guns. Makes you wonder how we keep our heads in one piece.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Razor
posted 12-27-2005 07:03:11 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Azizza was all like:
You will find that barring any problems with the mechanics of the gun you have a strait shooting and reliable weapon.

quote:
to focus:
straight shooting and reliable weapon.

quote:
right there....
weapon.

You of all people should know better. It is a firearm.

Razor fucked around with this message on 12-27-2005 at 07:04 PM.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-27-2005 07:40:02 PM
It is a bang-bang.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 12-27-2005 07:59:40 PM
quote:
Alek had this to say about pies:
Then what the heck do you say? "Oh I just need it to kill my ex-girlfriends."

Well, a class 3 license is generally only needed by those in Police type jobs, PMC's, or weapons dealers.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-27-2005 08:02:15 PM
quote:
So quoth Razor:
You of all people should know better. It is a firearm.

I do not call my rifle a 'firearm' No one does... it is either a rifle, a weapon, or that-shootey-gunny-thingy-pewpewpew!

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-27-2005 08:21:49 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about pies:
that-shootey-gunny-thingy-pewpewpew!

What the deuce?

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 12-27-2005 08:26:04 PM
All firearms are weapons, everyone would do well to remember that. While the exact purpose of a firearm is not always as a weapon that does not change the fact that they are one. A .22 can kill someone just as easily as a .45.

And the idiots on this thread are the ones who seem to think they know what they are talking about when they don't. Orangeboy and Jackass specifically.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-27-2005 08:35:37 PM
quote:
Alek had this to say about (_|_):
What the deuce?

Pew-pew! Pewpewpewpewpew~ kablooie!

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 12-27-2005 09:37:08 PM
quote:
Azizza attempted to be funny by writing:
All firearms are weapons, everyone would do well to remember that. While the exact purpose of a firearm is not always as a weapon that does not change the fact that they are one. A .22 can kill someone just as easily as a .45.

And the idiots on this thread are the ones who seem to think they know what they are talking about when they don't. Orangeboy and Jackass specifically.


Hey! I asked a QUESTION. Which you answered. Please dont lump me into that catagory.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-27-2005 09:52:57 PM
quote:
So quoth Led:
Pew-pew! Pewpewpewpewpew~ kablooie!

My head asplode!

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-28-2005 09:37:51 AM
quote:
Jackman stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
catagory

I see that "word a day" dictionary calendar is working well for you.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 12-28-2005 09:47:53 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I see that "word a day" dictionary calendar is working well for you.

Category. Sorry.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-28-2005 05:11:11 PM
quote:
Razor thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You of all people should know better. It is a firearm.

You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! Ya got that?

I can't believe someone else didn't say this first. You guys are slowing down.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-28-2005 05:45:44 PM
*points at Cal*

Pewpewpewpewpew!@% Pewpew! P- o crap it jammed!

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 12-28-2005 11:15:15 PM
Check the clip.. the spring might be fouled!!!
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-28-2005 11:21:59 PM
Oh come on, if those Road Runner cartoons have taught us anything its that if a gun jams, the obvious way to fix it is to look down the barrel.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 12-28-2005 11:28:03 PM
I am to uninterested to comment on this topic. In an effort to continue this name calling pretend I said something that makes you all call me names and such for no reason.
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 12-28-2005 11:48:24 PM
quote:
OrangeBrand obviously shouldn't have said:
I am to uninterested to comment on this topic. In an effort to continue this name calling pretend I said something that makes you all call me names and such for no reason.

Look.. theres people here who know more than you. When you try to come off as an expert in a field, you damn sure better be one, or those who are actually in the know about shit will abuse your monkey ass. Firearms is one area where I fully expect Azizza to dish out the verbal cockslapping. Had you lurked like a good little noob, or payed attention to anything.. your ass wouldnt be feeling that burn everytime you open your mouth.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 12-29-2005 02:07:02 AM
Quote me on where I said I was an expert. Then call me names. Until then I am just making shit up like the rest of the dumb ass remarks on here.

I didn't plan on starting flames on this thread, but hey if you want just chalk up another one towards the OrangeBrand is the punching bag thread. We all knows its the coolest thing to hit EC in a while.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 12-29-2005 04:13:55 AM
If you dont wanna be a punching bag.. dont dress in leather and hang yourself from the ceiling.
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-29-2005 10:13:48 AM
quote:
Kaiote had this to say about Knight Rider:
Check the clip.. the spring might be fouled!!!

Everyone knows the proper terminology is "magazine" you have to check the "magazine" to see if anything's jammed!

*takes out a dirty magazine*

yep...verrrrry jammed...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 12-29-2005 12:24:56 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was naked while typing this:
Everyone knows the proper terminology is "magazine" you have to check the "magazine" to see if anything's jammed!

*takes out a dirty magazine*

yep...verrrrry jammed...


SHHHHHH.. I was taunting the Tori...

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-29-2005 07:39:05 PM
quote:
Alek had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Oh come on, if those Road Runner cartoons have taught us anything its that if a gun jams, the obvious way to fix it is to look down the barrel.

Yes, question not the wisdom of Wile E. Coyote. When the Roadrunner strikes him down, he becomes greater than you can possibly imagine.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-30-2005 02:45:50 AM
quote:
From the book of Kaiote, chapter 3, verse 16:
clip

Stabbity stab-stab!#%

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