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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-15-2005 10:39:00 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
The world is America.

Only in America.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-15-2005 10:42:01 AM
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-15-2005 10:58:10 AM
Sex is fun.

Anything more is excellent, and anything less is disappointing.

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 10-15-2005 at 11:02 AM.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 10-16-2005 02:19:18 AM
quote:
Tarquinn said this, then charged the door while shouting "CHONGO LONGO!":
You know that you are wrong, right?

quote:
Wrong or right, they have the might. So wrong or right, they're always right, and that's wrong, right?



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Lashanna
noob
posted 10-16-2005 02:32:56 AM
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-16-2005 02:47:31 AM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Lashanna squealed:

I think fisting was the other thread, with the purity test.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-16-2005 10:35:29 AM
George Micheal must have done some research on the subject, he seems to have all the answers in his song, "I Want Your Sex". I shall show you in bold print his genius in all matters sexual.

rhythm 1 Lust
there's things that you guess
and things that you know
there's boys you can trust
and girls that you don't
there's little things you hide
and little things that you show
sometimes you think you're gonna get it
but you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
now that we're friends
every man's got his patience
and here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your...sex

it's playing on my mind
it's dancing on my soul
it's taken so much time
so why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
when you tell me you're gonna regret it
then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO!

I swear I won't tease you
won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

it's natural
it's chemical (let's do it)
it's logical
habitual (can we do it?)
it's sensual
but most of all...
sex is something we should do
sex is something for me and you

sex is natural-sex is good
nor everybody does it
but everybody should
sex is natural-sex is fun

sex is best when it's.. one on one
one on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
talk to your sister
I am a lover

c-c-c-c-come on

what's your definition of dirty baby
what do you consider pornography
don't you know I love you till it hurts me baby
don't you think it's time you had sex with me

what's your definition of dirty baby
what do you call pornography
don't you know I love you till it hurts me baby
don't you think it's time you had sex with me

sex with me
sex with me
have sex with me

c-c-c-c-come on

rythm 2 Brass in love
oh so much love
that you've never seen
let's make love
put your trust in me

don't you listen to what they told you
because I love you
let me hold you
oh

I'm not your brother
I'm not your father
oh will you ever change your mind
I'm a gentle lover with a heart of gold
but baby you've been so unkind

come on
I want your sex
come on
I want your sex
that's right, all night
oh I want your sex
I want your...sex

sexy baby's
sexy body
keeps me guessing
with a promise
I know we can come together
but the question is
will we ever?

sexy baby's
(sexy baby's)
sexy body
(sexy body)
keeps me guessing
with a promise
I know we can come together
but the question is
will we ever?

together-you and me

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