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One thousand monkies on one thousand typewriters would eventually write what Mod said;
Wow they actually kept that ridiculous sword for the movie?
It's a new sword 
It splits into 2.
nem-x fucked around with this message on 09-13-2005 at 03:01 PM.
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This insanity brought to you by Delidgamond:
It's a new swordIt splits into 2.
.... Sony is so gonna sue for the ripping off of the Warrior Epic.
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How.... Mod.... uughhhhhh:
Wow they actually kept that ridiculous sword for the movie?
No.
They replaced it with a similiar sword that is even more ridiculous. Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-13-2005 at 03:09 PM.
I preferred the sword when it was just outrageously big rather than the core of a telepathically controlled fusillade of dancing scimitars or whatever.
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nem-x wrote this stupid crap:
Looks like Omnislash gone wrong.
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Random Insanity Generator thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Looks like Omnislash gone wrong.
Actually, uh... *cough*
That's more or less what it is. Arttemis fucked around with this message on 09-13-2005 at 04:10 PM.
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There was much rejoicing when Delidgamond said this:
I just watched it and I thought it was pretty good.And yes nem they did. It was one of the 3 Sephi brothers that was in the air at the time and Cloud blocked it.
Kadaj(the leader, shoulder-length hair), Yazoo(Long hair), and Loz(Zell Dincht look alike with Gray Hair)
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There was much rejoicing when Random Insanity Generator said this:
Looks like Omnislash gone wrong.
Yeah, like Art said, it's Omnislash. It splits into 8 different Swords, and Cloud just zooms back and forth, grabbing a new one each slash.
Only a handful of Limit Breaks were used in the movie. Cloud uses Braver twice, Climhazard, Bladebeam, and Omnislash. Only other character to use one is Red XIII, who uses his Charging one. I think Barret uses Big Shot, but I'm not sure if it's just a color difference in what he was shooting at, or a ball of energy coming from his gun. Skaw fucked around with this message on 09-13-2005 at 06:00 PM.
Delidgamond fucked around with this message on 09-13-2005 at 06:21 PM.
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Random Insanity Generator wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Woo! Cid!!
I pictured him as an old man when I played the game for some reason, heh.
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Skaw wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Did they have to make Tifas nipples sticking out through the whole movie?
It's the leather seam nub
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So quoth Mod:
I pictured him as an old man when I played the game for some reason, heh.
Like I told my friend Jillian, Cid found a way to de-age. He was like 35 in the game, making him 37. He was graying over in his chracter picture.
Something that could be made into a good sigpic.
Please?
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From the book of JooJooFlop, chapter 3, verse 16:
Cid was missing his cigar.
He never had a cigar, it was always a cigarette, with a pack of smokes tucked under the headband of his goggles. I bet Shera made him quit.
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Mr. Gainsborough stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Sephi needs to turn off god mode.
True that. But then again so does Cloud.
Skaw fucked around with this message on 09-13-2005 at 11:34 PM.
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We were all impressed when Skaw wrote:
You know, I wouldn't be suprised if the rips of this movie will actually help sales when it's released here. Inadvertant Ad Campaign ahoy.
That's what I'm saying, I wasn't sure before, but now that I've seen it and know its bad assitude I want it that much more.
Or where he found the smaller versions of himself.
Goddamnit. 
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Mr. Gainsborough stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Those fuckers still didn't explain how Red XIII had kids.Or where he found the smaller versions of himself.
Goddamnit.
Did they ever mention his mother in the game? I don't recall if they did or not.
I know his father was a pivotal plot point, so I'd guess they're asexual.
Also, they should've ditched the stuff cat and actually have Reeve show up in the end. 
Granted, most people probably wouldn't even recognize him. Skaw fucked around with this message on 09-13-2005 at 11:54 PM.
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Skaw had this to say about (_|_):
I know his father was a pivotal plot point, so I'd guess they're asexual.
Arrrrgh, asexual mammals. How the fuck does that work? 
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Mr. Gainsborough probably says this to all the girls:
Arrrrgh, asexual mammals. How the fuck does that work?
Maybe he's the bastard child animal of the Planet in FF7.
Much like our Duckbilled Platypi.
And you're questioning the reproduction process of an animal in a world where PHYSICS ARE NOT LAW?
Skaw fucked around with this message on 09-13-2005 at 11:57 PM.
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Skaw stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Maybe he's the bastard child animal of the Planet in FF7.Much like our Duckbilled Platypi.
And you're questioning the reproduction process of an animal in a world where PHYSICS ARE NOT LAW?
Alot of the stuff done it there is reasonable if you consider obsurdly high forces being exerted. Course I'm fairly certain that the flinging bit they did against Bahaumet is entirely impossible.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Naimah wrote:
Alot of the stuff done it there is reasonable if you consider obsurdly high forces being exerted. Course I'm fairly certain that the flinging bit they did against Bahaumet is entirely impossible.
Motorcycles flying down a highway/tunnel doing horizontal 360s without flipping
Sword dancing in mid air for a good 40 seconds
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Asexuality is not cool. 
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Skaw said this about your mom:
Motorcycles flying down a highway/tunnel doing horizontal 360s without flipping
Sword dancing in mid air for a good 40 seconds
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If the wheels were generating a sufficient amount of angular momentum then that would be able to keep the bike from flipping.
Swords floating in mid air I have nothing for. Note that I said alot and not all.
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Naimah was naked while typing this:
Swords floating in mid air I have nothing for. Note that I said alot and not all.
Not swords floating, but the constant slash/parry/slash/parry/slash/jump off other guys blade/parry/slash off of a 1 foot high leap. Skaw fucked around with this message on 09-14-2005 at 01:16 AM.
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Skaw had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Not swords floating, but the constant slash/parry/slash/parry/slash/jump off other guys blade/parry/slash off of a 1 foot high leap.
Force from the impact yo.
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Naimah had this to say about Pirotess:
Force from the impact yo.
This could work, if one person was on the ground while another is in the air.... BUT NO, THEY'RE BOTH FLOATING.
