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Jajahotep obviously shouldn't have said:
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe!
How is your pug?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
How is your pug?
He has returned to his previous owner.
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This one time, at Jajahotep camp:
He has returned to his previous owner.
Why D:
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Why D:
Well, for a couple of reasons. Despite the fact his crate training was coming along pretty well and he was finally going potty outside on a pretty regular basis (though he did think the deck was a nice potty at times), he was not learning to stay down and not to jump at Chase. My mom was getting upset that every time Pugsy was off his leash he'd just barrel Chase over and then sit on him (Chase didn't mind the sitting, he just didn't appreciate being knocked out the front door). Our work schedules have been so mucked up lately that he's had to spend more time in his crate instead of on his lead, or in a penned area in the house that it just wasn't seeming fair to him anymore. So his previous owner mentioned to my mom that she had a friend who had a pug who was quite well behaved and he was interested in trying to get Pugsy into shape (the guy said it takes about a year for them to be ready to learn discipline) so we discussed it and finally decided that it might be the best situation for him. :/
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Naimah had this to say about Tron:
I just don't get using a crate with a dog. If you train it correctly the crate isn't nescessary and the dog ends up being much happier. The only time I can see it being usefull is if you are going to be moving the dog cross country alot.
So what would you do with a dog that pees or poops on the back of the couch while you're working?
I mean, a magnet versus a planet.
The possibilities are endless.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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This one time, at Jajahotep camp:
So what would you do with a dog that pees or poops on the back of the couch while you're working?
Train it.
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Naimah had this to say about dark elf butts:
Train it.
YEah, but before it is trained, you will have times when you are out of the house. IE: crate is needed.
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Alaan said this about your mom:
YEah, but before it is trained, you will have times when you are out of the house. IE: crate is needed.
And yet another of the many, many reasons why cats are infinitely superior to dogs 
Just kidding...chill out.
Although cats are better. =^-^=
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Kait stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Although cats are better. =^-^=
For throwing across the room, yes.
My family has gone through several dogs over the years. All of which were 'inside' dogs. We used a crate with none of them. Pupies are going to make a mess at first, but they learn fast.
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Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
My Hot Neighbors.Because my upstairs neighbor is pretty hot. And judging by the noise, likes to screw a lot and is a screamer.
The brief time I spent living in an apartment I had one of those. Except she wasn't hot and she was abusive to her kid (I don't have any proof of that, but I strongly suspected it).
As for your topic: The Effects of the Rubber Shortage on the Automotive Industry! I break the mold, baby.
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Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Tarquinn has chosen POORLY.
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Tarquinn's fortune cookie read:
Whatever, but where are my seven dollars?
Well, let's see...
First, you owe seven hundred dollars in taxes to pay for governmental healthcare.
Then, you owe four thousand dollars in taxes to re-educate the German people that World War II never happened.
And, you owe a few hundred to pay for everyone's vacation.
So I guess you need a better-paying job!
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Well, let's see...First, you owe seven hundred dollars in taxes to pay for governmental healthcare.
Then, you owe four thousand dollars in taxes to re-educate the German people that World War II never happened.
And, you owe a few hundred to pay for everyone's vacation.
So I guess you need a better-paying job!
You know, I was trying to come up with a witty answer, but the only thing that comes to my mind when reading your post is "... what?", and "... the fuck?", maybe.
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Tarquinn loves Parcelan like a fat kid loves cake
You know, I was trying to come up with a witty answer, but the only thing that comes to my mind when reading your post is "... what?", and "... the fuck?", maybe.
Listen, I'm an expert Germanologist. I studied for seven years, training the arts of summoning and controlling Germans and understanding the fiery world they come from.
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This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
Listen, I'm an expert Germanologist. I studied for seven years, training the arts of summoning and controlling Germans and understanding the fiery world they come from.
Well, I cannot argue with a gynecologist.
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Tarquinn had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Well, I cannot argue with a gynecologist.
I have found that with seven dollars, I can summon a German Dork.
With lube and pornography, I can go as high as a GERMFERNAL!
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
I have found that with seven dollars, I can summon a German Dork.With lube and pornography, I can go as high as a GERMFERNAL!
Ah, I see. That's quite expensive. To summon US Dorks, I only need a can of cheap German beer.
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Tarquinn wrote this stupid crap:
Ah, I see. That's quite expensive. To summon US Dorks, I only need a can of cheap German beer.
Yeah, cheap German beer will also summon a German.
Consequently, you can also ward off a German with a can of US beer.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
Yeah, cheap German beer will also summon a German.Consequently, you can also ward off a German with a can of US beer.
That's quite true.
Hey guys, let's start a military quagmire right here in EverCrest!
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Jajahotep obviously shouldn't have said:
So what would you do with a dog that pees or poops on the back of the couch while you're working?
we loved one of my doggies too much and didnt want to get rid of him for that reason
thus..
he wears a diaper
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Sean painfully thought these words up:
There is no Avengers option.We all know the Avengers, in any incarnation, could kick the shit out of the Fantastic Four and Batman.
goad me not, little green changeling.
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