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Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-21-2005 01:17:26 AM
I'm writing an essay on American foreign relations from WWI to the New Deal! IT SUCKS BECAUSE I NEVER READ ANYTHING BUT I AM A GOOD BULLSHITTER SO HEY I AM WINNING.

Now, here is your task.

Select one item from the following list and post your decision here:
The Black Plague
Kenny Rogers' Roast Chicken
Nestle Crunch Ice Cream Bars
The B-52 WWII Plane
The Svirfneblin Race
Sweden
Adolf Hitler fighting a Kangaroo
JooJooFlop vs. The World
My hot neighbors
My Mexican neighbor, Carlos
Revenge of the Sith
Revenge of George Alexander
Revenge of Gydyon
The New York Times
Slimer from Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters EXTREME
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Skeletor and Lindsay Lohan
Curse words
Pizza delivery
Hi-Glow Lanterns
The American Public
American Foreign Relations
American Foreign Pizza
American Foreign America
American Foreign Tarquinn
Tarquinn Foreign What the Hey
Ouji Board
Seven Dollars
Fantastic Four
Batman
The Crusades
The Mongolian Horde
Chinese Food

Go forth.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-21-2005 01:26:36 AM
You can never go wrong with the Mongolian Horde.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-21-2005 01:31:26 AM
No Grumblecakes?
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-21-2005 01:31:38 AM
quote:
Mooj had this to say about Captain Planet:
You can never go wrong with the Mongolian Horde.

Good choice! I now appoint you as Kegwen's master.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-21-2005 01:32:38 AM
Is Carlos hot? If so, I'll take him.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-21-2005 01:33:46 AM
Carlos impedes upon my terrain, no doubt he seeks to destroy my American freedoms.

You have made a wise choice. Your reward is to title Ruvyen.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-21-2005 01:45:43 AM
Mooj stole my answer.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-21-2005 01:48:39 AM
Adolf Hitler fighting a kangaroo!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-21-2005 01:56:29 AM
quote:
So quoth Batty:
Adolf Hitler fighting a kangaroo!

A fairly good choice, a fairly good choice indeed.

You may name your reward.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 07-21-2005 02:03:05 AM
After conferring with my girlfriend, we have chosen Curse Words.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-21-2005 02:04:58 AM
Although, going by your threadtitle, you are not addressing me, I'd like to have the seven dollars please. Then you will tell me that that was a bad choice, but at least I will seven dollars.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mightion Defensor
posted 07-21-2005 02:07:49 AM
Kenny Rogers Roast Chicken, because I am a bit hungry.
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 07-21-2005 02:33:06 AM
Skeletor and Lindsay Lohan

Because hey they look a like now.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-21-2005 03:22:08 AM
Batman leads the crusades.
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 07-21-2005 03:31:44 AM
Sweden. Why Sweden? God Damnit why not Sweden!?
roit, less bash 'is noggin
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-21-2005 03:37:14 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
A fairly good choice, a fairly good choice indeed.

You may name your reward.


A fine cheese imported from Switzerland!

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-21-2005 03:48:00 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan eats soap. I'm serious. Irish Spring. No lie.
Curse words

Fuck you you fuck.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 07-21-2005 04:03:55 AM
American Foreign Pizza sounds like a delectable treat.
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Byrnie
Pancake
posted 07-21-2005 05:22:06 AM
Slimer from Ghostbusters is awesome.
Sean
posted 07-21-2005 07:50:05 AM
There is no Avengers option.

We all know the Avengers, in any incarnation, could kick the shit out of the Fantastic Four and Batman.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-21-2005 07:55:42 AM
quote:
Sean had this to say about (_|_):
There is no Avengers option.

We all know the Avengers, in any incarnation, could kick the shit out of the Fantastic Four and Batman.


What if they were...Ghost Fantastic Four????????

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 07-21-2005 02:58:37 PM
My Hot Neighbors.

Because my upstairs neighbor is pretty hot. And judging by the noise, likes to screw a lot and is a screamer.

Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 07-21-2005 03:28:19 PM
Revenge of the NOOOOOOOOO
Goma
Pancake
posted 07-21-2005 04:30:44 PM
I have chosen The Black Plague.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-21-2005 04:33:06 PM
I choose... Batman! And the B-52s!

yeah, I know. Not valid. See if I give a damn

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-21-2005 04:43:50 PM
Ouji Board
The Crusades

Combine them for an even bigger challenge.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-22-2005 01:38:58 AM
Where are my seven dollars, mister?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Suddar
posted 07-22-2005 01:43:47 AM
I almost got an SDG today.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-22-2005 02:00:20 AM
I can change display names at a whim. Who wants to be...reborn?
Suddar
posted 07-22-2005 02:09:27 AM
If I'm reborn, and wish to be reverted to my original self, would you let me?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-22-2005 02:19:22 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Suddar wrote:
If I'm reborn, and wish to be reverted to my original self, would you let me?

Yeah, I guess so.

Suddar
posted 07-22-2005 02:28:10 AM
go for it then. it's probably going to reset my username color.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-22-2005 02:39:49 AM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Duck Tales:
go for it then. it's probably going to reset my username color.

Whoops! Looks like I don't have access to that! Guess we both got a little lucky, eh

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-22-2005 09:22:58 PM
Okay! My essays are done for the moment

Let's see what we have here...

Falaanla has chosen wisely. He now gets his choice of new titles because his is lame like FDR.

Tarquinn has chosen POORLY. He recieves EXILE to the terrorist nation of Snootistan.

Mightion has chosen wisely. He now has a roast chicken.

Bane has chosen POORLY. He must change his sigpic within 24 hours or be afflicted with a curse.

Sakkra, Xyrra and Trent have all chosen poorly. They shall all recieve punishment, which is...

Ownership by Anklebiter, Byrnie and Snoota! For the next 48 hours, Anklebiter may change any of Sakkra's posts, Byrnie may change any of Xyrra's posts, and Snoota can change any of Trent's posts. PM me if you'd like to alter them.

Tatsukaze and DPT have chosen somewhat well. They must both post random pictures to see who wins.

Goma has chosen callously. The Black Plague killed everyone in Europe, including Mortious! Now, you must clean Mortious' bottom.

Suddar recieves an STD

Taylen
Pancake
posted 07-22-2005 10:32:43 PM
I choose The Svirfneblin Race .
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Ares
posted 07-22-2005 10:34:46 PM
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-22-2005 10:51:37 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
Carlos impedes upon my terrain, no doubt he seeks to destroy my American freedoms.

You have made a wise choice. Your reward is to title Ruvyen.


orly? "Pimps the geishas".

Because I find the thought of someone in a pimp hat slapping women in japanese makeup titterous.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-22-2005 11:31:49 PM
Has The New York Times been taken yet?

Sentow, Maybe fucked around with this message on 07-22-2005 at 11:32 PM.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-23-2005 07:56:57 AM
Now I'm translating Mayan glyphs!

Fuck prehistoric Mexicans.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 07-23-2005 08:05:06 AM
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe!

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