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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-06-2005 09:19:33 AM
quote:
Captain Tarquinn Model 2000 was programmed to say:
But I'm cheaper!

You get what you pay for.

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Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 07-06-2005 09:32:33 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mooj wrote:
You get what you pay for.

German quality.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-06-2005 09:39:30 AM
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Captain Tarquinn said:
German quality.

Ach schnitzel! Das Deutchlander!*

*May not be actual German

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-06-2005 09:40:39 AM
This title sucks. Thanks Sakkra for not being funny. >=[
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-06-2005 09:52:36 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough's fortune cookie read:
This title sucks. Thanks Sakkra for not being funny. >=[

Ye deserved it for the scurvy Teen Girl Squad sigpic.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-06-2005 09:53:30 AM
quote:
Mooj had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Ye deserved it for the scurvy Teen Girl Squad sigpic.

But it doesn't even go with my sigpic...or anything to do with anything in general.

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 07-06-2005 10:30:17 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
But it doesn't even go with my sigpic...or anything to do with anything in general.

Yeah but it's from a Bloodhound Gang song, so shut up

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 07-06-2005 10:31:52 AM
Blackened often fancies lads, I do hear.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-06-2005 10:33:44 AM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Yeah but it's from a Bloodhound Gang song, so shut up

*gives caid a swirlie*

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2005 11:10:59 AM
This thread has exceeded my gayest aspirations.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-06-2005 11:11:51 AM
Gee I agree you'd think the new titles would be funny or relevent.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Sean
posted 07-06-2005 11:36:17 AM
quote:
Karnaj don't surf!
This thread has exceeded my gayest aspirations.

I can't believe I chose sleep over gay sex,

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 07-06-2005 11:40:54 AM
It's been a while since I've seen the Lobster Magnet video. Anyone still have the link?
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-06-2005 11:50:17 AM
Boy, am I sorry I went to bed early and had a fantastic nights sleep instead of staying up for this thread.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2005 11:57:00 AM
I'm impressed that it got up to 87 posts. I obviously stand corrected.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-06-2005 11:58:21 AM
<--
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 07-06-2005 12:03:00 PM
Is that poop?
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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-06-2005 12:03:35 PM
Its hot out today, I wonder where I could move to where the tempature would be constant year round (and comfortable) Have esay access to modern civilisation and heath care yet be affordable for a minimum wage slave.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-06-2005 12:03:40 PM
quote:
Verily, Dr. Gee doth proclaim:
Is that poop?

poopoo!

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 07-06-2005 12:04:39 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Nae stammered:
poopoo!

Alright. Just wanted to double check.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-06-2005 12:09:40 PM
200 more to go!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-06-2005 12:36:55 PM
what happens then?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-06-2005 12:37:24 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Jackman:
what happens then?

million posts.

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-06-2005 12:42:36 PM
ok 200 posts shouldnt be that hard to do. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-06-2005 01:01:10 PM
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 07-06-2005 01:02:04 PM
your walrus has an occular problem.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 07-06-2005 01:13:04 PM
You guys are idiots and stuff
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-06-2005 01:21:52 PM
A silly thread for a silly mod.

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-06-2005 02:39:16 PM
My enemy territory server is going up right now as a public server for anyone that wants to play. I can always kick someone from the server console so if someone is being a massive douchebag just let me know and Ill kick them.

SHit I'll even join in if there are enough people to get a 2v2 going.

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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 07-06-2005 02:47:04 PM
The thing I don't get is, I don't even know how to bake.
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2005 03:17:22 PM
quote:
Kait was naked while typing this:
The thing I don't get is, I don't even know how to bake.

Nobody fucking cares, you pathetic sack of shit.

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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 07-06-2005 03:19:47 PM
quote:
Sakkra was listening to Cher while typing:
Nobody fucking cares, you pathetic sack of shit.

Ohh, how incredibly original and unique. I'm going to go into a corner and cry now.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 07-06-2005 04:02:34 PM
There is no Dana only ZUUL~!
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-06-2005 05:03:48 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Tron:
The thing I don't get is, I don't even know how to bake.

I like your title either way.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2005 05:40:46 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Gainsborough said:
*gives caid a swirlie*

INTERNET TOUGH GUY

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Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 07-06-2005 05:56:11 PM
I got the 87th post but I can't come up with anything good so I surrender my title pick to Parcelan. Not that he needs permission to title anyone.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-06-2005 06:56:48 PM
quote:
This one time, at Sakkra camp:
INTERNET TOUGH GUY

*tickles Sakkra's nose with his penis*

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 07-06-2005 07:07:41 PM
quote:
Alek got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I like your title either way.

Aw I like your title too =^-^=
Wait...was that an insult?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-06-2005 07:39:18 PM
I forget where we're at.

Someone tell me who won the posts.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-06-2005 07:40:05 PM
I get to title Alek and Snoota gets to title every other person in this thread.
Rinaka of Malfurion
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