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Topic: Atenciones por favor
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-05-2005 09:54:37 PM
The 29th, 58th, and 87th posts in this thread gets to title anyone else who posts in this thread.

The 40th, 60th, and 80th posts get titled by Snoota.

No filler posts. No posting more than once in a row.

Jokes about Blackened's virginity, sexuality, or diet do not count as filler.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-05-2005 09:56:51 PM
I am posting twice in a row
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-05-2005 09:58:12 PM
451 more posts and we will reach 1000000 posts!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 07-05-2005 09:59:37 PM
Dear Dr. Loveparce,

There's this girl I really like, who really likes me. But, she's married. But, she hates her husband and her husband hates her. Normally this would be a plus, but she wants to move back to Mexico if she and her husband get divorced.

What do I do!?!?!?

Love,

Perdido en el Amor

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-05-2005 10:00:43 PM
This is not a post.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 07-05-2005 10:16:41 PM
quote:
Ruvyen impressed everyone with:
This is not a post.

Well you can't keep claiming it's a polar bear in lingerie.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-05-2005 10:17:43 PM
What kind of weirdo eats dried pasta as a snack?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-05-2005 10:25:30 PM
quote:
Jajahotep wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Well you can't keep claiming it's a polar bear in lingerie.

But it is!

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 07-05-2005 10:43:14 PM
quote:
Ruvyen got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
But it is!

I have the scratch marks that say otherwise.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-05-2005 10:56:24 PM
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 07-05-2005 11:19:21 PM
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2005 12:00:01 AM
Can you title yourself, or must it be someone else?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2005 12:08:53 AM
quote:
Lazzay was naked while typing this:

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-06-2005 12:10:59 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Karnaj wrote:
Can you title yourself, or must it be someone else?

I'd think that that would defeat the purpose of gambling in a thread like this. Where's the fun in naming yourself?

LeMiere
posted 07-06-2005 01:08:11 AM
quote:
Mooj had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'd think that that would defeat the purpose of gambling in a thread like this. Where's the fun in naming yourself?

Naming yourself is worthless. Takes the fun out of a title. Although considering I've had mine for two years, I realize that sometimes such things become old.
And worn.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2005 01:09:33 AM
This thread is a spunktacular failure. It's never gonna hit 87 posts.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-06-2005 01:22:27 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Karnaj stammered:
This thread is a spunktacular failure. It's never gonna hit 87 posts.

If you want another title, just ask.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2005 01:33:28 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
If you want another title, just ask.

Nah, I'm fine. I was just asking for a clarification on ze roolz.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-06-2005 01:35:42 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Nah, I'm fine. I was just asking for a clarification on ze roolz.

I think people aren't replying because they don't want to be titled.

Little do they know that they have no choice.

Everything's gonna be fine. Just fine.

How was your day?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-06-2005 01:37:31 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
How was your day?

Not terrific, but not as bad as I expected.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-06-2005 01:41:52 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
I think people aren't replying because they don't want to be titled.

Little do they know that they have no choice.

Everything's gonna be fine. Just fine.

How was your day?


My day rocked. I've been hanging out with friends all day, played a little Tekken 5, watched The Crow.

And at the risk of sounding girly, I feel really squishy and loved from a conversation earlier today.

You?

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 07-06-2005 01:44:14 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
How was your day?

Actually pretty good. Though today was my first day shift, after switching from all evening shifts. I don't like waking up early D:

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 07-06-2005 02:14:36 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Sakkra said this:

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 07-06-2005 02:16:42 AM
Those owls made my friend think I was bestial. I was scrolling down and saw Lazzy's sigpig and said "That's some sexiness there" and he saw the owls and went "What the fuck is wrong with you"
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2005 02:23:18 AM
You're a dork.

And by that I don't mean you're nerdy or geeky or whatever, I mean that you are a whale's penis.

nem-x
posted 07-06-2005 02:32:46 AM
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-06-2005 03:31:23 AM
This isn't gonna turn into another image heavy thread where people try to trump each other with more and more bizarre pics, is it?
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2005 04:08:28 AM
quote:
Mooj had this to say about Captain Planet:
This isn't gonna turn into another image heavy thread where people try to trump each other with more and more bizarre pics, is it?

By saying that, you invite bizarre pics.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-06-2005 04:11:06 AM
I'll ante up a post.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-06-2005 04:13:23 AM
I pick you, number 29!
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2005 04:13:58 AM
quote:
Batty's account was hax0red to write:
I'll ante up a post.

Call.

I know little to no gambling lingo, and even less of its proper use

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-06-2005 04:14:46 AM
Tut tut, my friend. Delid double posted and thus messed up the displayed number to the actual post number counting.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 07-06-2005 04:15:27 AM
I'm relying on Parce being too lazy to actually count, thus resorting to post number.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2005 04:18:40 AM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Pirotess:
Tut tut, my friend. Delid double posted and thus messed up the displayed number to the actual post number counting.

How clever.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-06-2005 04:21:59 AM
Sakkra: 1-50
Fizodeth: 51-100

1d100 => 38

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-06-2005 04:22:20 AM
Wait, that wasn't the deal.

Sakkra gets to title someone.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 07-06-2005 at 04:22 AM.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2005 04:28:09 AM
I choose to title Gains.

"I'm not old or new but middle-school, 5th grade or junior high"

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-06-2005 04:30:43 AM
This extremely lackluster title has been fulfilled.
Maradon!
posted 07-06-2005 04:33:18 AM
woh man
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-06-2005 04:33:59 AM
Lackluster is an awesome word. So is defenestration. And thwart.
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