Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Snoota?
I put off watching that movie for the longest time because it just looked retarded to me, from the trailers. Then I finally saw it and it was easily the second funniest movie I've seen in the last five years.
The same damn thing happened to me.
"Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!"
It's not something people hear about.
While a shotgun is very powerful and has the whole intimidation factor, it is actually a very bad HD weapon. A house is going to keep any combat down to under a few feet. This means that you will need to react quickly and with a long gun you just can't do this.
And yes you can own an UZI as long as it is not full auto. Hell you can even get some that are full auto is you can get a Class III stamp and can afford to pay out about $8000 for the gun.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Hmm. Not knowing you it is hard to tell what gun may be suited for you. Try an officers model 1911. Kimber and Springfield both make good ones. A Pig 239 might also be well suited for smaller hands.
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Jackman wrote this stupid crap:
I was hopeing for an suggestion.
Here's one: drop the E before adding -ING.
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Verily, Azizza doth proclaim:
*Sigh* SIG 239
Don't feel too bad, Azz. I know so little about guns I thought there really was a "Pig 239". I knew there was a Sig, still thought there was a Pig. 
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/shudder
Personally, I use a 9mm Browning Hi-Power with Glazer ammunition. Not shooting through walls or ricocheting are both good qualities in home defense, as is 100% kinetic energy transferred to the target.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Azizza had this to say about Duck Tales:
The stamp is 200 bucks after you get approval from your local ATF office and Sheriff Department. The Uzi, which is the cheapest available Automatic weapon, is around 8K. Most are closer to 15 or 25K with some approaching the 100k mark. And that is of course IF you can find them available for sale.
Why are they so expensive? Surely police and military organizations don't pay so much for guns.
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Noxhil2 had this to say about Pirotess:
Why are they so expensive? Surely police and military organizations don't pay so much for guns.
Bush Sr put forward an executive order that banned the sale of any new Machine gun. This means that anything made after 1986 can not be sold and there is a finite number of weapons on the market. Even sub standard weapons bring a premium. A new fully automatic M16 will cost about 1100 bucks for a police department. Maybe a bit more depending on the configuration. A used average condition M16 would cost me about 15K + the tax stamp.
Never gotten my hand on any large-round pistols, though. Shotguns I have. Hunting rifles I have (and am a reasonably decent shot, I'm told). Pistols...meh. Too tempting to fool around with them. I watched too many cowboy flicks as a kid.
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Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
"Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!"
"They really are the worst twins ever."
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Densetsu had this to say about Robocop:
Here's one: drop the E before adding -ING.
What are you doing going around grammer whoreing on this bored!! 
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
quote:WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A QUESTION MARK THERE?
Jackman had this to say about Pirotess:
No, I cant afford 8k for a stamp?
Are you asking a question? Who are you asking? What kind of question is that?
Jesus CHRIST. Blackened fucked around with this message on 06-02-2005 at 10:32 AM.
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Mr. Blackened? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
Jesus CHRIST.
Do not question the Jackman.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean obviously shouldn't have said:
Do not question the Jackman.
<Kagrama> wAHET ahre YUO!?
<Jackman> Im J'ackman!
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Snugglits had this to say about Robocop:
What are you doing going around grammer whoreing on this bored!!
Oh, you fucking cunt. I'll kill you and your whole family!
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Densetsu probably says this to all the girls:
Oh, you fucking cunt.
This is not a complete sentence.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Alek who doth quote:
I think this article is stupid?
Yeah, it is pretty stupid?
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Maradon! obviously shouldn't have said:
Yeah, it is pretty stupid?
Are you sure about that.
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Sakkra had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
This is not a complete sentence.
Actually, it is a complete sentence. The word fucking can be used as a verb or a noun. In this case, it's up in the air. It could be read either way.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about pies:
Actually, it is a complete sentence. The word fucking can be used as a verb or a noun. In this case, it's up in the air. It could be read either way.
If it's a verb, then there's improper subject-verb agreement. 
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We were all impressed when Gadani wrote:
If it's a verb, then there's improper subject-verb agreement.
Not necessarily. At least, I'm not seeing it. I could be wrong, though I don't think fuck is a regular verb.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Falaanla Marr said:
Not necessarily. At least, I'm not seeing it. I could be wrong, though I don't think fuck is a regular verb.
Are we talking about the same sentence?
"Oh, you fucking cunt."
You, fucking cunt.
You fucking, cunt?
How are you seeing it? 
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Gadani stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Are we talking about the same sentence?"Oh, you fucking cunt."
You, fucking cunt.
You fucking, cunt?
How are you seeing it?
I like chicken nuggets. The Tyson ones, not the McDonalds Processed Pasteurized chicken product
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Falaanla Marr impressed everyone with:
I like chicken nuggets. The Tyson ones, not the McDonalds Processed Pasteurized chicken product
I just had some. 
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Jackman impressed everyone with:
I was hopeing for an suggestion.
My dad uses a military officer-issue Colt .45 with jacketed, hollow-point rounds. I've been looking at something similar to the Smith & Wesson 500 - a .50 caliber magnum six-shooter that looks like a Dirty Harry on steroids. Only problem is the $895 price tag. I hate being a poor college student. 
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Big Easy startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
My dad uses a military officer-issue Colt .45 with jacketed, hollow-point rounds. I've been looking at something similar to the Smith & Wesson 500 - a .50 caliber magnum six-shooter that looks like a Dirty Harry on steroids.Only problem is the $895 price tag. I hate being a poor college student.
A .50 is a stupid home defense weapon. You'll only get one shot before the bad guy is standing toe-to-toe handing you your gizzard. And most first shots miss. Not to mention the fact that you're likely to injure somebody in the next room or in the next apartment or walking by on the sidewalk, since your wild first shot is likely to go through several walls.
If you don't currently own a gun, and don't plan to take the safety courses and practice regularly, do the rest of us a favor and just press the panic button. And remember, always keep the little hole toward you.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Falaanla Marr Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I like chicken nuggets. The Tyson ones, not the McDonalds Processed Pasteurized chicken product
McDonald's chicken nuggets are 100% pure white breast meat. 
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Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
McDonald's chicken nuggets are 100% pure white breast meat.
The new ones are pretty good. I have yet to get a bone in one. 
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Snoota had this to say about Tron:
McDonald's chicken nuggets are 100% pure white breast meat.
And they suck compared to the old ones.
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Check out the big brain on Blackened!
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A QUESTION MARK THERE?Are you asking a question? Who are you asking? What kind of question is that?
Jesus CHRIST.
Well an ? Indicates I am asking a question. In this case I was not clear if the stamp was 8k or the gun was 8k. I do not know what level your reading comprehension skills are but the Person who the post was directed to was able to answer the question so I guess either his are better than yours, or you are simply looking for something to bitch about. Meanwhile the thread has moved on and it was more or less decided by the parties who were involved with the conversation that a gun was not for me and that I was going to stick with my panic button.
I grieve that your sensibilities were rattled please accept my condolences.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Jackman said:
Well an ? Indicates I am asking a question. In this case I was not clear if the stamp was 8k or the gun was 8k.
No.
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No, I cant afford 8k for a stamp?
This question is asking whether or not you can afford $8000 for a stamp. Taeldian fucked around with this message on 06-02-2005 at 11:04 PM.
