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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
Yes, yes, I'm the great white satan and what not.A) I haven't done that lately or to anyone else. I stood up for my own religion because I saw it being persecuted. Since then, I haven't done that. I'm regretful of what I did earlier, but eh.
B) Just because you say it doesn't make it so
As for the zings, well...you've still yet to provide anything contributive besides your whining and anger over anything that doesn't fly the Austrian way. So they still stand.
A) No, you haven't lately, but you still shouldn't make yourself out to be some sort of warrior against religious persecution.
Austrian way? Sorry, nothing in this thread has anything to do with Austria. I'm one of the least nationalistic people on the board and any mention of Austria I make is usually just to give an example of something, the accusation that I hate anything non-Austrian is, again, a lie.
What is your contribution here? What invaluable knowledge do you provide? This is a message board not a Warez FTP.
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Mod had this to say about pies:
What is your contribution here? What invaluable knowledge do you provide? This is a message board not a Warez FTP.
I contribute to the flames that make the boards interesting for some.
I make stories that make the boards interesting for others.
I am generally pleasant outside of flame threads.
I contribute to what political/philosophical threads I know.
You, on the other hand, just sit there and whine and occasionally come out to attack me.
I think I'm far more valuable than you.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
I am generally pleasant outside of flame threads.
I've never seen you be pleasant about anything.
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
I contribute to the flames that make the boards interesting for some.I make stories that make the boards interesting for others.
I am generally pleasant outside of flame threads.
I contribute to what political/philosophical threads I know.
You, on the other hand, just sit there and whine and occasionally come out to attack me.
I think I'm far more valuable than you.
No, anything you list for yourself except the DND fanfiction I can say of myself as well.
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Mod's fortune cookie read:
No, anything you list for yourself except the DND fanfiction I can say of myself as well.
Wrong.
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Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
I've never seen you be pleasant about anything.
What about the times you IM when you're drunk and with hot women? I must be pretty pleasant for you to ignore them in favor of me.
Its a new day and its nice out.....Pack a picnic and go to the park?Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
What about the times you IM when you're drunk and with hot women? I must be pretty pleasant for you to ignore them in favor of me.
It only happened once, and I did remember to stop talking to you and talk to them instead.
>:[
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Snoota stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
It only happened once, and I did remember to stop talking to you and talk to them instead.>:[
Twice.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
And pray, good sir, why shouldn't I stand up against those who persecute my beliefs?
I never said that, but
"A) I was speaking up against the persecution of someone's religion."
implies that you were standing up for someone else's religion while you were just defending your own and up to that point persecuting everyone else. If you changed after seeing that being on the recieving end of religious mockery isn't fun, fine, I'm not going to brand you a religion-persecutor for the rest of your life, but that sentence above implied a far nobler motivation than what actually happened.
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Wrong.
Right.
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Twice.
Once. The second time you're refering to was when I said something to the effect of, "I'm gonna go to my buddy's bar across the street and get shit faced and IM Parce instead of hitting on hot drunk chicks," in IRC before leaving my house. I only IMed you from my phone once!
I win.
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Snoota was listening to Cher while typing:
Once. The second time you're refering to was when I said something to the effect of, "I'm gonna go to my buddy's bar across the street and get shit faced and IM Parce instead of hitting on hot drunk chicks," in IRC before leaving my house. I only IMed you from my phone once!I win.
What do you win?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Wrong.
Seriously, Parce, it is time for you to step back and look at that horrible overinflated ego of yours.
Your stories, and recently your puppy pics, are indeed entertaining to some*, but besides these two things your only contribution is to insult various board members in more or less creative ways.
Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 05-10-2005 at 07:26 AM.
Mostly because of the "OMG, my name was mentioned" and the "OMG, CUTE" factors.
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ACES! Another post by Tarquinn:
Seriously, Parce, it is time for you to step back and look at that horrible overinflated ego of yours.You stories, and recently your puppy pics, are indeed entertaining to some*, but besides these two things your only contribution is to insult various board members in more or less creative ways.
Mostly because of the "OMG, my name was mentioned" and the "OMG, CUTE" factors.
In which case we're about equal, since your only purpose is to come out every now and then to take a cheap shot before lurking back into the shadows.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
In which case we're about equal, since your only purpose is to come out every now and then to take a cheap shot before lurking back into the shadows.
Hardly.
And even if, I obviously don't share your baseless arrogance.
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Tarquinn said this about your mom:
Hardly.And even if, I obviously don't share your baseless arrogance.
The only difference between the times I claimed and the times now is you've chosen now to grow a backbone.
See you all tomorrow.
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
The only difference between the times I claimed and the times now is you've chosen now to grow a backbone.
That's bullshit, and you know it.
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So quoth Tarquinn:
That's bullshit, and you know it.
Not really.
But the whole comparing of worth is a pretty retarded and I'm regretful that I took part in it, since we're all essentially equally worthless.
Whoops, I forgot to go away.
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Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
Not really.But the whole comparing of worth is a pretty retarded and I'm regretful that I took part in it, since we're all essentially equally worthless.
Whoops, I forgot to go away.
Trouble with you, is that you always have to get the last word.
jackman fucked around with this message on 05-10-2005 at 08:19 AM.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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In a disastrous attempt to be funny and clever, Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Except for two things...A) I was speaking up against the persecution of someone's religion. Not personal persecution.
B) I was right.
There's nothing wrong with religious persecution. Religion is dumb. We call it social darwinism.
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
These kinds of statements are completely retarded and used only by people who feel the need to make trouble (Mod), the need to defend anyone that is remotely disapproved of (Katrinity), or people who like to excuse their own stupidity with accusations of this (Lyinar).Jackman, while a little slow, is a cool guy. I talked with him in PMs and he's just alright. If he is Somthor, he'll be banned again. But even Somthor spelled his name right.
Since this is a flame thread, these kinds of statements are alright. But post this outside a flame thread and you better have damn good evidence backing it up if you don't want to be skullfucked.
Let me elaborate:
1) If you'll notice, most everyone in EC (except for a few notable exceptions) seem to rally behind hating one person above all others. Its what brings us all together. In the past it was Kekvit, or Paul, or Somthor. Each deserved it in their own ways, not disputing that.
2) Now that we don't have such a target, it seems like some people (not everyone, but you yourself are guilty by admission when you jumped to the conclusion he was Somthor) have to try and find a figurehead to rally behind hating.
3) Why does everyone keep jumping to the conclusion that he's Somthor? I mean is it solely based on his typing skills? I'm sorry to break this to you, but the millions of people out there, there are bound to be a whole lot of them who type similar to each other. As of yet, he hasn't been as annoying as any of our past trolls/boogie monsters/etc to gain the venom that is being thrown his way. At the most, he is a more understandable 'Old Bane' (not to be confused with the 'New Bane').
4) It's all good that you've made up with him. I just think we should give people the benefit of the doubt and let them actually make 'mistakes' or become really annoying before the persecution begins. As someone stated already, he's still learning the EC groove and is new. Give him a little danged time.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mod said:
Calling Kekvit a child molester and pedophile is at best a huge assumption and at worst a criminal lie. I have no love for Kekvit, what he did to Aury was at best extremely careless and at worst vicious on an unfathomable level, but terms like that being used lightly to justify your pet jihads carries the effect of them losing their impact. You call someone a child molester for molesting children, not for making a porn clip accessible to someone age 17 (who wouldn't even be attractive to a child molester in the first place)of which pretty much anyone here who ever posted an NSFW thread or lol goatse lol is guilty of.
I never said he molested children. I said he played sexual mind games with minors. I'm pretty sure sending pictures of your dick to someone under 18 constitutes playing sexual mind games with minors.
-Tok Toktuk fucked around with this message on 05-10-2005 at 01:32 PM.
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Toktuk spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I never said he molested children. I said he played sexual mind games with minors. I'm pretty sure sending pictures of your dick to someone under 18 constitutes playing sexual mind games with minors.-Tok
It was in response to Parcelan, not you.
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This one time, at Mod camp:
Calling Kekvit a child molester and pedophile is at best a huge assumption and at worst a criminal lie.
Hyperbole.
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Snoota had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I've never seen you be pleasant about anything.
He's pleasant after sex.
I assume.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Kait said:
He's pleasant after sex.
I assume.
No one would know.
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Snoota spewed forth this undeniable truth:
No one would know.
Few people would, since I refrain from talking about any relationships on the board.
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Snoota screamed this from the crapper:
No one would know.
It's true. For some reason, every time we've had sex, you've knocked me out at climax, so I can't actually say what you're like after. Friggin' donkey punches.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
