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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2005 08:47:09 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Lyinar Ka`Bael said this:
Wasn't that your thread? Would you like to explain where the comment originated from?

I assume from the fact that you're insane and couldn't let imaginary injustice slide.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-09-2005 08:48:32 PM
quote:
Sean got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You mean the one that leapt to the boards from EQ, when Lyinar was going on about Nae being a whore or something?

That was a grand thread.


The only thing that leapt to the boards from EQ was Synjari coming here half-cocked and with half the story of what happened in the EC channel there.

Whatever I might have snapped back at Nae, it stemmed from being sniped at for greeting a person I thought was my friend in the first place.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2005 08:50:36 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael obviously shouldn't have said:
The only thing that leapt to the boards from EQ was Synjari coming here half-cocked and with half the story of what happened in the EC channel there.

Whatever I might have snapped back at Nae, it stemmed from being sniped at for greeting a person I thought was my friend in the first place.


There's your problem. You don't have any friends.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-09-2005 08:51:04 PM
Guys, could you please take this to some thread without my name on it? I don’t wish to become synomous with kind of thing.


Thanks.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-09-2005 08:51:14 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I assume from the fact that you're insane and couldn't let imaginary injustice slide.

You're one to talk of letting imaginary injustice slide. You accuse me of harrassment, yet you run around these boards sniping at people whenever and in whatever manner you want. That particular instance came from you whining around as the spelling police and being a shit to anyone who didn't type just the way you wanted them to.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 05-09-2005 08:51:51 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when jackman said this:
Guys, could you please take this to some thread without my name on it? I don’t wish to become synomous with kind of thing.


Thanks.


Expecting a thread to stay on topic for more than a page is futile.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2005 08:52:24 PM
Here's a cool one of Geeorn vs. Lyinar. A special olympics of flames.

If there was one person I could side with Lyinar against, it was Geeorn, the only one who, when flaming a person who was the center of mod manipulation, harrassment, trolling and stalking, could only come up with doing a half-assed photoshop of posting her head on the pillsbury doughboy as a flame.

I wish I could find that thread, too.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-09-2005 08:53:11 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why jackman wrote:
Guys, could you please take this to some thread without my name on it? I don’t wish to become synomous with kind of thing.


Thanks.


I apologize for this flaring up in a thread related to you, jackman. Parcelan and I have a rather harsh history.

Consider my part in this "discussion" finished.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 05-09-2005 08:53:12 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by jackman:
Guys, could you please take this to some thread without my name on it? I don’t wish to become synomous with kind of thing.


Thanks.


Bah, this is becoming awesome.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2005 08:54:07 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael has the right stuff
You're one to talk of letting imaginary injustice slide. You accuse me of harrassment, yet you run around these boards sniping at people whenever and in whatever manner you want. That particular instance came from you whining around as the spelling police and being a shit to anyone who didn't type just the way you wanted them to.

Typing properly has always been a standard of this board, except to fools like you who think that anyone being spoken up against equals horrible prosecution and need for you to don your Rebel Without a Clue jacket again.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2005 08:54:45 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
I apologize for this flaring up in a thread related to you, jackman. Parcelan and I have a rather harsh history.

Consider my part in this "discussion" finished.


I eagerly await your pet's retort.

Edit: Got my ad hominem attacks confused.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 05-09-2005 at 08:55 PM.

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 05-09-2005 09:33:54 PM
quote:
Mod had this to say about Knight Rider:
Hey guys don't let your guard down maybe it's Paul or Kekvit AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE INTERNET THEN?

Motherfucking Kekvit was on an entirely different level than Paul or Somthor. That fuckbag needs to be hunted and have his god damn dick chopped off.

-Tok

Toktuk fucked around with this message on 05-09-2005 at 09:34 PM.

Byrnie
Pancake
posted 05-09-2005 10:49:07 PM
quote:
Toktuk stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Motherfucking Kekvit was on an entirely different level than Paul or Somthor. That fuckbag needs to be hunted and have his god damn dick chopped off.

-Tok


This is probably the wrong place to ask, but what did Kevit do?

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 05-09-2005 10:51:09 PM
Read the rest of the thread, they summarized it pretty well. But if you're lazy:

He sent a picture of his penis to somebody who was underage.

Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Byrnie
Pancake
posted 05-09-2005 10:52:53 PM
That just ain't right...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2005 11:32:03 PM
quote:
Byrnie had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
That just ain't right...

Also sent a video of himself masturbating to someone underage.

According to Lyinar and Deth, though, they wanted it.

Suddar
posted 05-09-2005 11:48:43 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
According to Lyinar and Deth, though, they wanted it.

Kekvit was pretty sick and twisted, but I have to say: having met the recipient, they probably did.
Don't hurt me.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2005 11:51:37 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Kekvit was pretty sick and twisted, but I have to say: having met the recipient, they probably did.
Don't hurt me.

Use some common sense here.

Would you want it from Kekvit?

Let's not forget that Kekvit also ruined Aury's relationship with his father by revealing to said father that he was gay.

According to Lyinar, though, despite logs and everything, Aury was lying.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-09-2005 11:53:01 PM
Also, one time, Lyinar burned a Jewish man alive
Suddar
posted 05-09-2005 11:59:13 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
Use some common sense here.

Would you want it from Kekvit?

Let's not forget that Kekvit also ruined Aury's relationship with his father by revealing to said father that he was gay.

According to Lyinar, though, despite logs and everything, Aury was lying.


I hate to be fair when we're roasting forum pariahs at the stake, but they didn't really claim he was lying about Kekvit's conversation, just why he had it.

I don't want to sound as though I enjoyed Kekvit's presence of the forums or anything. Kekvit was still an undeniably large dickwad, whether or not his (and Lyinar's/Deth's) version of the events were true.

(Oh, and "the recipient" would probably not be that discriminating, but I doubt they expected to actually get it.)

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 05-10-2005 12:15:02 AM
Nothing gets my blood boiling quicker than sick bastards playing sexual mind games with minors. Let's not forget Kek had a lot of teenage guys around here convinced he was a horny female for the longest.

-Tok

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-10-2005 12:20:00 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Let's not forget that Kekvit also ruined Aury's relationship with his father by revealing to said father that he was gay.

In all fairness, Aury previously told the boards that he already came out to his dad and it was probably a fair assumption that, since they were living together, his dad had come to terms with that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 05-10-2005 12:22:35 AM
That particular comment wasn't related to the Aury...thing/scandal/whatever. I missed all of that.

-Tok

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-10-2005 12:27:22 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when JooJooFlop wrote:
In all fairness, Aury previously told the boards that he already came out to his dad and it was probably a fair assumption that, since they were living together, his dad had come to terms with that.

How do you explain the "LOL YOU DIDN'T KNOW???" after the father started freaking out?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-10-2005 12:31:15 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
How do you explain the "LOL YOU DIDN'T KNOW???" after the father started freaking out?

Fairness only goes so far. He could have said "Haha, just screwing with you" in an attempt to diffuse an honest mistake but, after all, he is Kekvit.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-10-2005 12:35:56 AM
I think this thread is a fine example of why mods should have separate accounts.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-10-2005 12:37:07 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Duck Tales:
I think this thread is a fine example of why mods should have separate accounts.

I don't think it matters anymore.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-10-2005 12:37:09 AM
quote:
Bloodsage attempted to be funny by writing:
I think this thread is a fine example of why mods should have separate accounts.

I dunno, I think a little mod drama can be healthy. Keeps things... kinky.

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 05-10-2005 at 12:37 AM.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-10-2005 12:57:48 AM
But if we just have to have a slap fight, can we at least add Jello?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-10-2005 01:08:41 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Cuba:
I think this thread is a fine example of why mods should have separate accounts.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 05-10-2005 02:33:44 AM
Nothing like an argument between the two most caustic personalities on the board for good entertainment.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-10-2005 03:31:51 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan has a secret obsession with Richard Simmons, as evidenced by...
So you create this whole "I'm being persecuted" complex, which, to your own twisted mind, is legitimate.

IRONY AHOY[/size]

hey
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 05-10-2005 03:37:47 AM
It's like a train wreck... I can't look away!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-10-2005 03:51:05 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Jensus!
IRONY AHOY[/size]

Except for two things...

A) I was speaking up against the persecution of someone's religion. Not personal persecution.

B) I was right.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 05-10-2005 03:51:06 AM
quote:
Kermitov stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
It's like a train wreck... I can't look away!

A train wreck named desire! Wait. That doesn't sound right... That doesn't sound right at all!

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 05-10-2005 04:00:33 AM
This thread outperformed my wildest expectations.

Thanks everyone.

-Tok

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-10-2005 05:21:54 AM
I just ate like a whole thing of some Salsa con Queso and tortilla chips. It was good going down, but in about an hour my ass will be erupting like the ring of fire.
Mod
Pancake
posted 05-10-2005 06:19:09 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
These kinds of statements are completely retarded and used only by people who feel the need to make trouble (Mod), the need to defend anyone that is remotely disapproved of (Katrinity), or people who like to excuse their own stupidity with accusations of this (Lyinar).

Somthor's a rude fool and broke the rules continuously. That's why he's banned. If you break laws, you go to jail. If you break rules, you get banned.

Kekvit's a child molestor and a pedophile. He's an actual danger to the community, as he could use the forums to find new victims, as he used to do. Furthermore, we all know he's not mentally right. If we keep him around, he'll think that molestation is okay and it will cause trouble in real life.

Paul, I never thought was a real big problem, and that's the reason he's not permabanned anymore. Go figure.

Jackman, while a little slow, is a cool guy. I talked with him in PMs and he's just alright. If he is Somthor, he'll be banned again. But even Somthor spelled his name right.

Since this is a flame thread, these kinds of statements are alright. But post this outside a flame thread and you better have damn good evidence backing it up if you don't want to be skullfucked.


Oh Christ.

You, who you have made harrassing people for reasons you pull out of your ass the primary focus of your posting here, are calling me a troublemaker? And then you go on lambasting someone for being rude? Sorry princess but your record on politeness and courtesy is not such that you can make statements like that without looking like an idiot, as was already mentioned, Somthor, like yourself, mostly managed to skirt the rules in his trolling, he was banned because you paid for his ban, not because of his breaking of any rules.

Calling Kekvit a child molester and pedophile is at best a huge assumption and at worst a criminal lie. I have no love for Kekvit, what he did to Aury was at best extremely careless and at worst vicious on an unfathomable level, but terms like that being used lightly to justify your pet jihads carries the effect of them losing their impact. You call someone a child molester for molesting children, not for making a porn clip accessible to someone age 17 (who wouldn't even be attractive to a child molester in the first place)of which pretty much anyone here who ever posted an NSFW thread or lol goatse lol is guilty of.

While we're on the topic of that incident, it wasn't even the supposed victim that wanted all that crap dragged over the boards, it was you who forced this issue to be handled in the most public way possible because you needed to burn someone, anyone, in an effigy. Don't make yourself out to be some valliant knight protector of the community when the only things you care about are pretending to be a big fish and keeping the pond small.

Lyinar is one of the most friendly and well-meaning people I've ever known unless you go out of your way to be an ass to her, your accusations of her being pychotic and whatnot are, again, something that you lie about to justify your crummy behavior.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mod
Pancake
posted 05-10-2005 06:23:01 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Except for two things...

A) I was speaking up against the persecution of someone's religion. Not personal persecution.

B) I was right.


A) No, you were speaking up against the persecution of your own religion, when it was someone else's religion that was lambasted you were an enthusiastic participant.

B) No.

Not to mention the pathetic zings you try to pull every time I reply to one of your posts in a negative manner about how I just disagree with you because I persecute christians / americans / you personally / anyone who disagrees with me / anyone who is a conservative / etc.

Mod fucked around with this message on 05-10-2005 at 06:23 AM.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-10-2005 06:29:59 AM
quote:
Verily, Mod doth proclaim:
A) No, you were speaking up against the persecution of your own religion, when it was someone else's religion that was lambasted you were an enthusiastic participant.

B) No.

Not to mention the pathetic zings you try to pull every time I reply to one of your posts in a negative manner about how I just disagree with you because I persecute christians / americans / you personally / anyone who disagrees with me / anyone who is a conservative / etc.


Yes, yes, I'm the great white satan and what not.

A) I haven't done that lately or to anyone else. I stood up for my own religion because I saw it being persecuted. Since then, I haven't done that. I'm regretful of what I did earlier, but eh.

B) Just because you say it doesn't make it so

As for the zings, well...you've still yet to provide anything contributive besides your whining and anger over anything that doesn't fly the Austrian way. So they still stand.

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