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Zaza

I don't give a damn.

posted 04-23-2005 03:06:01 PM

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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Densetsu was all like:
Whatever, dude. Go ahead and justify the ridicule of Texans over nothing however you like. Sorry that I didn't present my arguement to your satisfaction. Holes or not, my point was rather clear, and you just choose to ignore it.

Your point is fiction. You just choose to ignore this.

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Sean

posted 04-23-2005 03:09:12 PM

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Why, Densetsu! where you goin' with that shotgun?
Whatever, dude. Go ahead and justify the ridicule of Texans over nothing however you like. Sorry that I didn't present my arguement to your satisfaction. Holes or not, my point was rather clear, and you just choose to ignore it.

Texans brought it upon themselves. Period. End of fucking story.

Anyone who sets themself up on a pedestal and gets shot at has no right to whine about being shot at. It's happened to goths, furries, and - to some extent - Canadians in the past. And of course it happens daily in regards to consoles, MMOGs, or toothpaste flavors.

Sean fucked around with this message on 04-23-2005 at 03:09 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.
It's not something people hear about.

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Liam

Swims in Erotic Circles

posted 04-23-2005 03:19:50 PM

Us Canadians are a proud and rowdy bunch indeed.

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Pesco

Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.

posted 04-23-2005 04:25:58 PM

Pesco logs out of EQ2 and turns on Metriod Prime 2: Echos on his GameCube.

TEXAS, FUCK YEA

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UBT

Pancake

posted 04-24-2005 11:59:45 AM

My dad just emailed me this joke, I thought it would fit right in for this thread.

THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE; EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS. A NIGHT OF TALL TALES

THE GUY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER D AY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH."

THE GUY FROM COLORADO COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. THAT'S NOTHING, "I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY."

THE COWBOY FROM TEXAS REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER.

NOW THAT'S TOUGH

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Mr. Crabs

Pancake

posted 04-24-2005 12:10:28 PM

That was actually pretty funny.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.

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Liam

Swims in Erotic Circles

posted 04-24-2005 02:06:41 PM

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Mr. Crabs got a whole lot of nerve:
That was actually pretty funny.

NOW THAT'S TOUGH

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Manticore

Not Much Fun Anymore

posted 04-24-2005 02:42:42 PM

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Liam had this to say about Duck Tales:
NOW THAT'S TOUGH

TONKA TOUGH.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."

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Zaza

I don't give a damn.

posted 04-24-2005 02:46:32 PM