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Topic: This is why Texas sucks
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 04-22-2005 12:49:59 AM
quote:
Suddar spewed forth this undeniable truth:
This is why I hate Texas. It's basically a hotbed for everything I dislike about America. I could go into detail and I guess I will if I'm prompted, but I don't really feel like it right now, but trust me when I say I'm not (totally) talking out of my ass.

It's regional. Austin, oddly enough, is one of the most liberal areas I've ever visited and has a *really* active gay and lesbian community. Parts of Houston are the same way - anyone who's lived in or around Houston can tell you about Montrose.

-Tok

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-22-2005 12:50:32 AM
Basically if you think of yourself as a Texan first and an American second, you're probably an asshole.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 04-22-2005 12:57:59 AM
Ah, but if you think of yourself as an American first and a human being second, what does that make you?

-Tok

Suddar
posted 04-22-2005 01:00:33 AM
An American.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-22-2005 01:00:42 AM
quote:
How.... Toktuk.... uughhhhhh:
Ah, but if you think of yourself as an American first and a human being second, what does that make you?

-Tok


An asshole to everyone but Americans.

-Tok

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-22-2005 01:13:19 AM
We are all passengers on Starship Earth.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 04-22-2005 01:19:41 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
We are all passengers on Starship Earth.

And everyone else is breathing too much of our air.

Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 01:34:49 AM
I don't like states that breed people to use the term "y'all"
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-22-2005 05:47:50 AM
Hay guys have you heard canada is full of stupid eskimos who say eh and send us terrorists and bad meat and sars if it wasnt for them we would have none of these bad things and every one would like us
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 01:44:24 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
An asshole to everyone but Americans.

-Tok


Why are you signing your posts with his name?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-22-2005 01:45:10 PM
quote:
Noxhil2 wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Why are you signing your posts with his name?

It's the hip thing to do.

-Tok

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-22-2005 01:45:20 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Noxhil2 said:
Why are you signing your posts with his name?

What are you talking about?

- Tok

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-22-2005 01:54:14 PM
quote:
Mike the Butcher had this to say about pies:
I don't like states that breed people to use the term "y'all"

I demand that you stop using the terms "yeah," "ok" and "sure," as those are all common forms of slang as well.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 04-22-2005 02:39:53 PM
quote:
So quoth Kait:
I demand that you stop using the terms "yeah," "ok" and "sure," as those are all common forms of slang as well.

yeah, about that, you sure you want us to do that? Really? I mean, its ok by me if we stop but....

Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 06:13:04 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Captain Planet:
I demand that you stop using the terms "yeah," "ok" and "sure," as those are all common forms of slang as well.

I never told people to stop using the word "ya'll" only stated that I dislike states where the word is predominately used in everyday conversation. Nice try though.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 04-22-2005 06:19:25 PM
quote:
Mike the Butcher got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I never told people to stop using the word "ya'll" only stated that I dislike states where the word is predominately used in everyday conversation. Nice try though.

Thats probably the most retarded anti-Texas argument I've heard so far.

For one, Ya'll is a fairly common form of you all, and is no where near being Texas exclusive, it pretty much dominates the south. Hell, Missouri usues it as do a lot of other northern states.

Second, even if you want to make it regional, every single region in the country has its version of slang words, or common usage words prominant for thier area. New York, Florida, California... I mean come on.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-22-2005 06:21:42 PM
quote:
How.... Y.O.T.C.... uughhhhhh:
yeah, about that, you sure you want us to do that? Really? I mean, its ok by me if we stop but....

Sure, yeah, it's ok by me

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-22-2005 06:22:51 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Second, even if you want to make it regional, every single region in the country has its version of slang words, or common usage words prominant for thier area. New York, Florida, California... I mean come on.

Like, oh my god!

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mike the Butcher
Pancake
posted 04-22-2005 06:29:24 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about (_|_):
Thats probably the most retarded anti-Texas argument I've heard so far.

For one, Ya'll is a fairly common form of you all, and is no where near being Texas exclusive, it pretty much dominates the south. Hell, Missouri usues it as do a lot of other northern states.

Second, even if you want to make it regional, every single region in the country has its version of slang words, or common usage words prominant for thier area. New York, Florida, California... I mean come on.


Holy shit it was a fucking joke, take the clamp off your nuts and relax.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 04-22-2005 06:31:30 PM
quote:
Mike the Butcher had this to say about Duck Tales:
Holy shit it was a fucking joke, take the clamp off your nuts and relax.

A joke that you continued to defend with reasoning on semantics towards Kait? Even going so far as to end it with a "Nice try though" comment.

Edit: And note, I skipped the original comment, I didn't say anything until you tried to defend it.

Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 04-22-2005 at 06:37 PM.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-22-2005 06:42:23 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about the Spice Girls:
A joke that you continued to defend with reasoning on semantics towards Kait? Even going so far as to end it with a "Nice try though" comment.

Edit: And note, I skipped the original comment, I didn't say anything until you tried to defend it.


You just have no humor.

- Tok

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-22-2005 08:31:07 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about pies:
A joke that you continued to defend with reasoning on semantics towards Kait? Even going so far as to end it with a "Nice try though" comment.

Edit: And note, I skipped the original comment, I didn't say anything until you tried to defend it.


Your sense of humor stinks.

-Tok

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 04-22-2005 08:48:01 PM
I hate it when the country tries its hardest to make me go against my belief in states' rights. It's really quite confounding.

Of course, if the supreme court steps in and strikes down such a ban as unconstitutional, they walk into the "activist judges" claim the Republican party has been levying, due to the fact that they're weighing in on a state-voted issue that will most likely have passed with a staunch majority, and become part of the propaganda. If they don't, of course, they're ineffectual, and face an outcry from the liberal public, gay rights groups, etc.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I would love to hear one argument for this that isn't inherently based on morality.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-22-2005 08:49:53 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Leopold absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:

I would love to hear one argument for this that isn't inherently based on morality.


There isn't one.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-22-2005 08:53:45 PM
quote:
Bloodsage stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
There isn't one.

Is "Because buttsex is icky" a moral reason?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 04-22-2005 10:40:05 PM
It won't go through the Senate so it really doesn't matter. People just want reasons to attack Texas. I can't really say I agree with some of the stuff that goes through our legislation. But I can say that for pretty much all of the states and the feds. Does it mean I am any less proud of where I am from? Nope. I've lived in Texas all my life and the only sand I've ever seen here was on a beach. The ecomony here is excellent and the cost of living is reasonable. This place is rich with history, both on a state level and as a participant in a nation.

I've been to other states and I'd like to visit all of them. I also wouldn't mind visiting Europe at some point. But I'll always end up back here. I've met more people that have said they came to Texas and loved it then those that left because they hated it. There is just something about this place.

I have no desire to defend Texas from the ravenous hordes here. I enjoy living here, I enjoy talking about Texas and that is good enough for me. I consider myself a Texan first and American second because this is where I will be if shit is to ever hit the fan. It is because I call this place "Home".

UBT
Pancake
posted 04-23-2005 12:21:29 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Tron:
Crap crap crap Missouri crap crap crap crap


Ya'll leave Missouri out of this Texas arguement. For the record, we don't really say "ya'll" all that much, just every other breath.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-23-2005 01:40:31 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Zaza:

A) People ridicule you because of the childish TEXAS FUCK YEAH threads and posts.

Fun Fact: There have been a larger number of anti-Texas and mock "TEXAS, FUCK YEAH!" (as in the second post in this thread) threads and posts in any even remotely recent timeframe, than have been threads and posts that you claim.

It's cool to make fun of those who take pride in, or have a large attachment to things that they like, though. So go ahead and continue. I mean, if it wasn't cool to do such things, you would have no reason to call people descriptors such as 'geek' or 'nerd' who are enthusiastic about things like computers, anime, and other such things. Therefore this is obviously a necessity.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-23-2005 01:45:09 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Densetsu:
Fun Fact: There have been a larger number of anti-Texas and mock "TEXAS, FUCK YEAH!" (as in the second post in this thread) threads and posts in any even remotely recent timeframe, than have been threads and posts that you claim.

It's cool to make fun of those who take pride in, or have a large attachment to things that they like, though. So go ahead and continue. I mean, if it wasn't cool to do such things, you would have no reason to call people descriptors such as 'geek' or 'nerd' who are enthusiastic about things like computers, anime, and other such things. Therefore this is obviously a necessity.


Naturally. Liking anime or computers is the exact same thing as making a post akin to:

"hey guys hilarious texas joke comin up this liberal once was driving in texcas and like this state troper stopped him and the liberal (he was a weenie HAHA) was like 'uuh i didnt drive too fast or anything' and the state troper was like 'here in texas we do things our way' and shot him in the face LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL"

Make yourself stupid and you get ridiculed for it. It's that easy. There's been way more posts ridiculing Zeke for his vampire fencing incident than he posted vampire fencing incidents, so that's a non sequitor.

Mod
Pancake
posted 04-23-2005 01:45:23 PM
quote:
Densetsu attempted to be funny by writing:
Fun Fact: There have been a larger number of anti-Texas and mock "TEXAS, FUCK YEAH!" (as in the second post in this thread) threads and posts in any even remotely recent timeframe, than have been threads and posts that you claim.

It's cool to make fun of those who take pride in, or have a large attachment to things that they like, though. So go ahead and continue. I mean, if it wasn't cool to do such things, you would have no reason to call people descriptors such as 'geek' or 'nerd' who are enthusiastic about things like computers, anime, and other such things. Therefore this is obviously a necessity.


There's a world of difference between being dedicated to a hobby and being a nationalist. People who defend their system / company / game of choice to the death against anything that is not pure praise are in fact made fun of.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-23-2005 02:02:32 PM
quote:
This one time, at Zaza camp:
Naturally. Liking anime or computers is the exact same thing as making a post akin to:

"hey guys hilarious texas joke comin up this liberal once was driving in texcas and like this state troper stopped him and the liberal (he was a weenie HAHA) was like 'uuh i didnt drive too fast or anything' and the state troper was like 'here in texas we do things our way' and shot him in the face LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL"

Make yourself stupid and you get ridiculed for it. It's that easy. There's been way more posts ridiculing Zeke for his vampire fencing incident than he posted vampire fencing incidents, so that's a non sequitor.


So because one person (RIG I believe) posted a joke several months ago that was Texas related, everyone who lives in the state, as well as the state itself, are objects of ridicule? wtg. Zeke is one person's stupidity bringing ridicule to that one person. This is one person's sense of humor not meshing with that of others, bringing an entire state under ridicule. You're right, what you're doing isn't akin to what I compared it to. It's worse.

quote:
Mod probably says this to all the girls:
There's a world of difference between being dedicated to a hobby and being a nationalist. People who defend their system / company / game of choice to the death against anything that is not pure praise are in fact made fun of.

I don't see the difference. You can defend a type of car, or a sports team to the death, and you're cool. You defend the place that you live even in the slightest, and suddenly you're a moron worthy of ridicule. Apparently there is a world of difference.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-23-2005 02:03:11 PM
quote:
Densetsu got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Fun Fact: There have been a larger number of anti-Texas and mock "TEXAS, FUCK YEAH!" (as in the second post in this thread) threads and posts in any even remotely recent timeframe, than have been threads and posts that you claim.

It's cool to make fun of those who take pride in, or have a large attachment to things that they like, though. So go ahead and continue. I mean, if it wasn't cool to do such things, you would have no reason to call people descriptors such as 'geek' or 'nerd' who are enthusiastic about things like computers, anime, and other such things. Therefore this is obviously a necessity.


Nonono I was serious.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Mod
Pancake
posted 04-23-2005 02:10:13 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I don't see the difference. You can defend a type of car, or a sports team to the death, and you're cool. You defend the place that you live even in the slightest, and suddenly you're a moron worthy of ridicule. Apparently there is a world of difference.

Blind fanboyism is generally looked down upon, even at EC, just look at the WoW / EQ2 threads or the Gamecube wars. Nationalism comes off worse than sports fanboyism because nationalism has been the cause of numerous catastrophes in the past while sports fanboyism has a far, far lower deathcount and is often only used jokingly.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-23-2005 02:10:47 PM
quote:
So because one person (RIG I believe) posted a joke several months ago that was Texas related, everyone who lives in the state, as well as the state itself, are objects of ridicule? wtg. Zeke is one person's stupidity bringing ridicule to that one person. This is one person's sense of humor not meshing with that of others, bringing an entire state under ridicule. You're right, what you're doing isn't akin to what I compared it to. It's worse.

...

...

Either you think that by using that as an example I considered all other "TEXAS YEAH" posts ever to be unimportant, or you actually think it was the only "TEXAS YEAH" post ever was RIG's joke.

I can't figure out which is dumber.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-23-2005 02:22:41 PM
quote:
Zaza attempted to be funny by writing:
...

...

Either you think that by using that as an example I considered all other "TEXAS YEAH" posts ever to be unimportant, or you actually think it was the only "TEXAS YEAH" post ever was RIG's joke.

I can't figure out which is dumber.


You quoted an example that, as I said, is several months old. This just confirms that I am right about there not being as much, as Mod puts it 'Rabid Fanboyism', about Texas as there is on the opposite side of the fence. I didn't say, nor even imply, that your example was the only one. I merely used it as the basis for my arguement, since it was the only specific post that you'd mentioned. Everything else was just referred to as "'Texas, fuck yeah' posts." Don't dodge the point of my post (that there is a double-standard, just in case you didn't see the point).

And Mod, this has nothing to do with Nationalism. Most of the pro-Texas posts in this thread have been here simply to dispel ignorance about the state. I'm sure there have been times when someone has spouted misinformation about Austria that would paint a negative picture (or likewise Sweden for Zaza), where you have attempted to correct their ignorance. As I see it, that's all that is going on here. When people say that Texas is nothing but a desert filled with inbred redneck Christian hyper-activists, I don't see anything wrong with saying, "Hey guys, that's not exactly true." Unfortunately, it seems that there is something wrong with that. I wish I knew what it could be.

Hell, I don't think any Texans in this thread have actually defended the thread's original topic, only defended Texas against ignorance.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
LeMiere
posted 04-23-2005 02:22:51 PM
I have a gay friend who loves Texas. He loved visiting his fling there, going out to clubs there, and partying like mad hell.

If it was as the stereotype suggests, I'd imagine he'd be bruised and battered when he came home. However, he was smiling and giddy... a bit bruised, but I wouldn't want to detail that aspect of his journey.

I've been to Dallas a couple times. Primarily wandering around in between flights. I didn't see much, but I didn't encounter cow polks and their swag. I encountered people like I'd find in any other large city.

Band Wagons are dumb. :[

LeMiere fucked around with this message on 04-23-2005 at 02:24 PM.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-23-2005 02:29:17 PM
quote:
Densetsu wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You quoted an example that, as I said, is several months old. This just confirms that I am right about there not being as much, as Mod puts it 'Rabid Fanboyism', about Texas as there is on the opposite side of the fence. I didn't say, nor even imply, that your example was the only one. I merely used it as the basis for my arguement, since it was the only specific post that you'd mentioned. Everything else was just referred to as "'Texas, fuck yeah' posts." Don't dodge the point of my post (that there is a double-standard, just in case you didn't see the point).

The reason the anti-texas thread appeared in the first place was a stupid post by Timpofee. Unless you're ready to start underbuilding your arguments like "More anti-texas than texas fuck yeah threads" with actual links and statistics I'd suggest not following this path any further.

You suck at spin doctoring, stop trying to do it.

Zaza fucked around with this message on 04-23-2005 at 02:32 PM.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-23-2005 02:40:28 PM
quote:
Zaza attempted to be funny by writing:
The reason the anti-texas thread appeared in the first place was a stupid post by Timpofee. Unless you're ready to start underbuilding your arguments like "More anti-texas than texas fuck yeah threads" with actual links and statistics I'd suggest not following this path any further.

You suck at spin doctoring, stop trying to do it.


Oh boo-freaking-hoo. Just admit there's a double-standard around here when it comes to such things, since you apparently aren't denying it. Yes, Timpo made a post. There was another post made as an anti- to his post. Why couldn't it have just ended there? Was your lust for ridicule not sated?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-23-2005 02:50:16 PM
quote:
Densetsu's fortune cookie read:
Oh boo-freaking-hoo. Just admit there's a double-standard around here when it comes to such things, since you apparently aren't denying it. Yes, Timpo made a post. There was another post made as an anti- to his post. Why couldn't it have just ended there? Was your lust for ridicule not sated?

Good to see that you have returned to "it is so because I say so". At least it isn't the farce of you trying to back your points up.

Why would I admit anything when you haven't made any argument that didn't carry roughly the same amount of holes as a piece of swiss cheese used for target practice on a firing range?

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-23-2005 02:57:31 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Zaza wrote:
Good to see that you have returned to "it is so because I say so". At least it isn't the farce of you trying to back your points up.

Why would I admit anything when you haven't made any argument that didn't carry roughly the same amount of holes as a piece of swiss cheese used for target practice on a firing range?


Whatever, dude. Go ahead and justify the ridicule of Texans over nothing however you like. Sorry that I didn't present my arguement to your satisfaction. Holes or not, my point was rather clear, and you just choose to ignore it.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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