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Monica spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Monica HelmsTHERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITH THAT
Gimme a helm job when you turn legal, Helms.
It's not something people hear about.
The doctor who did my 3 surgeries in 2003 and nearly killed me with the last one was named Dr. Krook. Can't find any info on him because he stopped working at that hospital about 6 months after my last surgery.
Ahh, found him. He moved down to Fridley, MN http://www.mercy-unity.com/ahs/mercyunity.nsf/page/bariatric_center Kaglaaz How'ler fucked around with this message on 03-30-2005 at 10:23 AM.
quote:At least your name has a ring to it. My name is slightly cumbersome, very commonplace, and has no ring to it at all. My friends rarely even use my first name, because they know too many people with the same first name. My non-EC online name came into being because my real name is so common. Remember that "how common is your name" test? My first name was in the top 20, and my last name was around #1000. My last name doesn't roll off the tongue at all, and people who read it off written forms mispronounce it, despite the fact that everyone over the age of five knows how it's pronounced. So don't complain about being Sean Kelley. It could be worse. At least if you get a job where people have to say your name, they'll get it right the first time.
Roll the dice to see if Sean is getting drunk!
Because my name is Sean Kelley.
`Doc fucked around with this message on 03-30-2005 at 10:43 AM.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Jajahotep wrote:
My name is Emily Elizabeth Zimmerman. If people aren't asking "Were you named for the Clifford books?" they're constantly calling me "EZ". Hmph.Now I need a good profession for my name.
Let's see, what profession might someone nicknamed "EZ" possibly be in...
Officer Kelley is a damn fine Irish cop name. I've done stints at several different police stations while doing contract PC Tech work and I've MET four Officer Kelley's. They're all very big and imposing 
I only remember the first names of two of them, though. Patrick and Brian. Good guys, but none of them had that cool Irish brogue accent, though. Still, remember you don't HAVE to go by Sean if ya don't want to. Sergeant Michael Kelley has a ring to it. Detective Sean Kelley. Shrug. I think it works really well, too.
Hell, there's even an Officer Kelley on that new "Justice is Blind" show that makes me think it's a rip-off of Daredevil/Matt Murdock, but that's besides the point.
If it's any consolation, I was seriously considering the same thing when the IT market was failing. Was looking into Houston PD and Texas State Troopers. Thought I might rather like that... but I kinda had the same thoughts. I mean, Officer Hayduke? O_o Bajah fucked around with this message on 03-30-2005 at 10:51 AM.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bajah said:
Was looking into Houston PD and Texas State Troopers. Thought I might rather like that... but I kinda had the same thoughts. I mean, Officer Hayduke? O_o
How many times can you hear "Haaaaaaaaay, Duke!" before commiting mass homocide?
quote:This is what JooJooFlop is doing. This is what I want JooJooFlop to do
:
How many times can you hear "Haaaaaaaaay, Duke!" before commiting mass homocide?
Can? or Did? 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bajah was all like:
Can? or Did?
What's the average?
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Out of a possible 10, JooJooFlop scored a straight 1 with:
What's the average?
1 or 2. Can I have your address again?
Bajah fucked around with this message on 03-30-2005 at 11:07 AM.
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Addy was naked while typing this:
It's Walfoort.
...
Timothy Cupp
My last name sounds like crap on any girl name 
and i get TCupp which i think its funny.
Um, where I live we don't have addresses. It's against the law. Just ask Snoota for his address and send it to him, I'll pick it up later.
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Timpofee had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
...and i get TCupp which i think its funny.
"Hey, ladies, want a sip?" JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 03-30-2005 at 11:22 AM.
Anyways...
I WILL NO BE AN HOURSEWIFE DELID! 
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Mix Ares with water, and you get:
It always scares the shit out of me when my eyes come up in Bajah's banner....Anyways...
I WILL NO BE AN HOURSEWIFE DELID!
you couldn't be one you're too... ashley! XD
now me, I would be one, if the guy I marry has a good job
"Lula Dell Knoodle"
pronounced, by her, "Ka-Noodle"
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
Let's see, what profession might someone nicknamed "EZ" possibly be in...
Bite me 
More annoying, however, is that damn near everyone who hears my name before seeing me (and even after, in particularly bothersome cases) looks at the nondescript first name and the ever-damning Cohen, and logically assumes that I am Jewish. This has come up in more circumstances and arguments than I would like to admit, my personal favorite being when, after a thrashing in a class debate, one particularly unhappy young man yelled "YOUR OPINION IS THAT OF AN UNEDUCATED JEW." Bonus points if I happen to have long hair (which does, in fact, curl itself into spirals) and a beard at the time. Aside from that, I'm fairly happy with it.
On the other hand, after years of thought, the best my transsexual friend could come up with for his newly-coined male name was Caleb Xavier, despite the horrors that I've assured him are awaiting.
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Leopold had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
On the other hand, after years of thought, the best my transsexual friend could come up with for his newly-coined male name was Caleb Xavier, despite the horrors that I've assured him are awaiting.
I'm going to give you an Xavier. Do you know what an Xavier is? It's when I shave you bald and put your ass in a wheelchair.
I wish it was Alexander.
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what's my job? hmm?
There was an old man called Adam Zimmerman,
He kicked up an awful dinigin,
Because they said he must not singagin
Poor old Adam Zimmerman, Begin again:
There was an old man called Adam Zimmerman,
He went fishing with a pinagin,
Caught a fish but dropped it inagin,
Poor old Adam Zimmerman, Begin again:
There was an old man called Adam Zimmerman,
Climbed a tree and barked his shinnigan,
Tore off yards and yards of skinnigan,
Poor old Adam Zimmerman, Begin again:
There was an old man called Adam Zimmerman,
He grew fat and he grew thinagin,
Then he died and had to be bornagen,
Poor old Adam Zimmerman The end.
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Norim Stumpfighter had this to say about Knight Rider:
Caleb Austin Downingwhat's my job? hmm?
Star of a semi-popular teenage drama on the WB.
Nicholas Lee
Toilet, Prostitute's client.
Ronald McDonald, Fast Food, E-I-E-I-O.
I hate my last name.
Heartthrob Cycles
Heartbreaker Cycles
It could work.
Everyone in this thread may cease whining about their name as of this post.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Jensus was all like:
My name is Jens fucking Hummeluhr.
How do you pronounce that? Hum-el-er? Hu-meh-ler?
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Jajahotep thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
they're constantly calling me "EZ". Hmph.Now I need a good profession for my name.
Don't tempt me. My willpower is not that strong.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Only person I've seen with this name outside of my immediate family is a Gynecologist in Berkely, and damn do I get odd looks when I first introduce myself to some girls.
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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
Gimme a helm job when you turn legal, Helms.
I am legal. But no.
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Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about Punky Brewster:
My orthopedic surgeon is named Dr. ButcherThe doctor who did my 3 surgeries in 2003 and nearly killed me with the last one was named Dr. Krook. Can't find any info on him because he stopped working at that hospital about 6 months after my last surgery.
Ahh, found him. He moved down to Fridley, MN http://www.mercy-unity.com/ahs/mercyunity.nsf/page/bariatric_center
My Orthodontists are Dr. Needlemen and Dr. Burn.
My name is Zane Piper John Clark. I like it. I hate Lil' Zane and Billy Zane, but Matt Zane is the man.
