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Addy wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
It's Walfoort.
Wet Lips Walfoort
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Vorbis enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Sean Butner.
BUTNER
What's so bad about Butner?
"Butner? More like BUTTner, am I rite?"
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Delidgamond attempted to be funny by writing:
Walfoort - Consulted to a high financial firm
Or one of those TV based law firms.
What's my job?
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Ares had this to say about Tron:
Or one of those TV based law firms.What's my job?
Housewife. GET IN THE KITCHEN
What job applies best to my name, hmm?
What's my job and all that?
Anyway, I'm Brian Johnson, ala The Breakfast Club and AC/DC.
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This one time, at Bloodcookie camp:
I dunno, "Sean Kelley" sounds like a good Irish cop name to me.
Pretty boy rookie cop that gets himself killed by being too cocky.
Having the last name "Armstrong" and not being buff is hilarious. Just hilarious.
Also, I can't count how many times I heard "are you related to Neil" or something. Stupid generic last name!
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Verily, Goma doth proclaim:
Alexander James Boone.What job applies best to my name, hmm?
Assassin.
Peter fucked around with this message on 03-29-2005 at 11:05 PM.
Zap Rowsdower.
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Check out the big brain on JooJooFlop!
BTW, if anyone didn't know, my name is Rowsdower.Zap Rowsdower.
Zap "Action" Rowsdower.
Final Sacrifice ftw.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Zap "Action" Rowsdower.Final Sacrifice ftw.
Yeah right...
I sound like a D&D Human Wizard. I wanna cast... magic missile.
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Ruvyen had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Jonathan David Matthewman.I sound like a D&D Human Wizard. I wanna cast... magic missile.
You sound like a guy in witness protection.
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We were all impressed when Ruvyen wrote:
Jonathan David Matthewman.I sound like a D&D Human Wizard. I wanna cast... magic missile.
Jonathan David Cristao here.
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Zair impressed everyone with:
Jonathan David Cristao here.
You sound like a guy in Spanish witness protection.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You sound like a guy in Spanish witness protection.
My last name isn't Spanish
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ACES! Another post by Zair:
My last name isn't Spanish
That's "Mr. Griffin"
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Alidane spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I hate my middle name--Edward. Ed. Eddie. None of these are anything near what I act like. It sounds like I'm fat, middle aged, and work on cars (No offense to anyone named Edward).
Ah ha! I'm not the only one that dislikes Edward for a middle name. Mine is more irrational though. I just have never liked it at all.
And Jay Edward Jensen is...just there. Though I want to get violent on people when they are like "lol, more like j j the jet plane m i rite?" Alaan fucked around with this message on 03-29-2005 at 11:54 PM.
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ACES! Another post by Bloodcookie:
[qb]I dunno, "Sean Kelley" sounds like a good Irish cop name to me.
Sean Kelley invokes the image of an officer stuck working the plaza desk at a substation answering inane questions about bullshit stuff like curfew or evictions, and taking reports for shit like harassment or lost wallets.
Hypothetical Officer Kelley was put on this post for having six use of force reviews in the past two months. Sakkra fucked around with this message on 03-29-2005 at 11:50 PM.
Liam David Whelan
WHAT A TOUGH NAME!
Yeah... I'm pretty generic. I hate being called 'Mike', and I spent half a year in Jr High being called Michael till I realized it was much harder because in 6 out of my 7 classes a day, there was someone else named Michael and in 2 classes there were 3 others (I would have been number 4). Same three for both classes. Back to back. 
So yeah.. I don't really have anything against my name. Sad part is, most people who know me generally don't use my name.
I don't know how to spell my own middle name.
I know the old french meaning of my last name.... and that I aslo know why I was almost an Andrew Johnson instead of Andrew David.... *damns the TV show Simon and Simon*
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Lechium had this to say about pies:
Jack Bauer. Sure it's already Keifer Sutherland's alias for 24, but it's still a damn cool name.
Until you realize that "Bauer" is just the German name for boor/farmer/pawn/peasant... Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 03-30-2005 at 01:22 AM.
Not only that, my first name is the same as about 6 or 7 other people on these boards D: Kael fucked around with this message on 03-30-2005 at 02:43 AM.
Sounds Country.
"Hey Heather-Rae, are you related to Billy?"
I used to get that all the time, now I don't use my middle name unless necessary.
The M? it stands for Michael. So... normal 
I have irish blood, yet my Bailly is spelled the french way, from my paternal immigrant ancestor, Pierre Bailly.
My gramma is however fookin irish(pureblood), so to me the Bailly gets credit.
I've often contemplated having my name legally changed to Bailey, but my family would have me executed on the spot.
At least I didn't get my mother's name of Hamm (german). I'd have to bust all kinds of highschool heads if I had that shit.
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITH THAT
According to my social security card, I don't even HAVE a middle name. It's just a letter. K. K! That's it! If it weren't spelled out Kaye on my birth certificate I'd have no middle name at all!
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BeauChan thought about the meaning of life:
Heather Rae Missett Copeland.Sounds Country.
"Hey Heather-Rae, are you related to Billy?"
I used to get that all the time, now I don't use my middle name unless necessary.
Heather Rae.. Hilary Faye (from Saved!).. hmmmm
My name is Emily Elizabeth Zimmerman. If people aren't asking "Were you named for the Clifford books?" they're constantly calling me "EZ". Hmph.
Now I need a good profession for my name.
