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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Frankly, I think it's completely stupid to say: "OH, THERE GOES MARADON AGAIN!" whenever he says something that you disagree with. He does say shit that makes people angry, that people disagree with, etc, but it's not his sole occupation.
I was under the impression Maradon was pretty much a romantic and sexual failure.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mortious said:
I was under the impression Maradon was pretty much a romantic and sexual failure.
I guarantee you if we begin bringing romantic and sexual accomplishments into this thread, we'll end with a locked thread, a lot of hurt feelings, a few grown men crying and maybe a suicide.
It's a good feeling, but I discovered that once the relationship ended for whatever reason, I was left eager to get into another relationship and start fooling around as fast as possible to continue those good feelings. That subconscious urge to speed up relationships has ended up complicating/wrecking otherwise perfectly healthy relationships in the past for me. *Shrug*
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Rodent King had this to say about Robocop:
You can have that intimacy and general good feelings without actually having sex. I've held off on intercourse until marraige for religious reasons, but it doesn't stop me from fooling around with girlfriends I date. ("Fooling around" = Touching, Oral, etc)It's a good feeling, but I discovered that once the relationship ended for whatever reason, I was left eager to get into another relationship and start fooling around as fast as possible to continue those good feelings. That subconscious urge to speed up relationships has ended up complicating/wrecking otherwise perfectly healthy relationships in the past for me. *Shrug*
Ahahaha!
Talk about rules-lawyering life! "Well, Allah forbids me to indulge in the fruit of the vine. . .but says nothing about distilled barley mash! Bartender, another double Jack and Coke!" 
What a funny thing to say.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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KestarTheBlue Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Maradon, vouz somme raison.
Vous ne prenez pas le francais, faisez-vous?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Knight Rider:
Vous ne prenez pas le francais, faisez-vous?
No, not really.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
J'ai etudie francais pour quate ans dan's l'ecole, mais je ne souviens pas beaucoup.
Pretty much in the same boat. Damn the AP test! Damn it to hell!
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We were all impressed when Rodent King wrote:
You can have that intimacy and general good feelings without actually having sex. I've held off on intercourse until marraige for religious reasons, but it doesn't stop me from fooling around with girlfriends I date. ("Fooling around" = Touching, Oral, etc)It's a good feeling, but I discovered that once the relationship ended for whatever reason, I was left eager to get into another relationship and start fooling around as fast as possible to continue those good feelings. That subconscious urge to speed up relationships has ended up complicating/wrecking otherwise perfectly healthy relationships in the past for me. *Shrug*
Do you really think you're fooling God? Bit of hubris there, eh?
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Zaza had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Do you really think you're fooling God? Bit of hubris there, eh?
Nonsense. God is a rules whore just like everyone else. If he left a loophole in the DIVINE LAW, that's his fault, not anyone elses!
But he might make you reroll your stats, or give you an XP deduction. I mean, He IS a mean prick, right?
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
J'ai etudie francais pour quate ans dan's l'ecole, mais je ne souviens pas beaucoup.
Tres bien, only you want to say pendant for a duration and it's quatre 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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From the Book of Armaments, Lyinar Ka`Bael did read;
Tres bien, only you want to say pendant for a duration and it's quatre
Raccommodez-le. Je juste ne peux satisfaire aucune femme récemment. 
Yes, I cheated and used babelfish.
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Suddar had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I think there's a pretty big difference between rubbing backs and licking genitals.
So anyone with licked genitals has lost their virginity? My point is that everyone's got a place where they consider sex to start. We could make a list of typical activites people in relationships do, and order it based on the seriousness of the activity. As in: 1. Holding hands 2. Long hugs 3. Kissing etc. Where does it stop being something that's fine and approved by your religious standards, and start being something too intimate before marraige?
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Rodent King Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Where does it stop being something that's fine and approved by your religious standards, and start being something too intimate before marraige?
When ejaculation occurs. 
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Rodent King wrote this stupid crap:
I didn't want to go too much into the religious aspect of sex, the way I see it is that there are different ways of sharing that intimacy between two people. I mean, does God have a problem with backrubs? I wouldn't think so, and those can often be pretty sensual in nature. Would you say that someone being felt up of given a hand-job has lost their virginity? Again, I don't think that's the case. So it's a personal choice as to where you draw the line of what is sex, and what is not sex. I decided that oral, touching, etc isn't really intercourse in my book. It's right alongside cuddling, making out, and things of that nature.
I guess it depends on your definition of "is."
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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How.... Bloodsage.... uughhhhhh:
I guess it depends on your definition of "is."
Oho! Ze clever!
Go back to your new york bungalo in harlem and have a heart attack, Mr. Clinton!
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Rodent King said this about your mom:
So anyone with licked genitals has lost their virginity?
Certainly puts a different meaning to the whole "belly of a whore" line about wanking off.
Now my brain hurts.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
I need to get laid.
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Razor enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
$200, and a trip to El Cajon Blvd. and find a hotel, and get it the fuck overwith. lest i'll track you down and maybe slam some sense into you
Waste of cash, imo. I'll die a virgin before I pay for sex.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Waste of cash, imo. I'll die a virgin before I pay for sex.
I'll put $50 down that says this is false.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
I'll put $50 down that says this is false.
Paypal or snail mail? Either way, go ahead and send it now. 
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Paypal or snail mail? Either way, go ahead and send it now.
Have you died yet?
I didn't think so.
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Bloodsage had this to say about John Romero:
Ahahaha!Talk about rules-lawyering life! "Well, Allah forbids me to indulge in the fruit of the vine. . .but says nothing about distilled barley mash! Bartender, another double Jack and Coke!"
What a funny thing to say.
Yeah I don't really see the point in that... if you're doing any of that stuff it's because you're horny. And if you're screwing, odds are, it's because you're horny. I guess alot of people get worried that having sex will cause the relationship to start to revolve only around sex, but if it gets to the point where all you care about is whether or not someone is going to blow you today, isn't it pretty much the same thing?
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Kuroi Madoushi had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Waste of cash, imo. I'll die a virgin before I pay for sex.
I bet you'll hit level 60 before, as well.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Mais, ca c'est mon idee d'un temps joyeux!! 
Sex is good and fun, when done responsibly. If you are mature about how you approach it it's not different than any other activity that you can do with a significant other.
Yes it can sometimes lead to complicating the relationship. But at the same time it usually takes the relationship to a higher level, that rox your world.
And for those that cheat, that's something else entirely. They're dumb, and if that's what they want to do, that's what they'll do to screw up their relationships. If anything it should give you a good example of what not to do while in a serious relationship with sex involved.
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist was naked while typing this:
I bet you'll hit level 60 before, as well.
Almost assuredly. I have no romantic prospects whatsoever at the moment.
Beta, I've come to understand that a little better in the past year, but that's not what puzzles me. Sex within a relationship makes sense just fine, it's the concept of random sex without any kind of preexisting relationship (i.e. not even mere acquaintance) that baffles me. The former is typically a natural progression in a relationship, the latter is more of an empty hedonistic pursuit, from my perspective. Thus is puzzles me that someone would suggest such an idea. It's an odd thing to think about but, with my computer gone for the past week and a half (and, thus, no WoW), I've fallen to pondering many strange things that would not normally come to mind.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
First off, I say you need to get laid, as an effort to make you see sunshine, get out of the house, and go to a club or party or bonfire at the beach. Your friends, like myself, who have had sex and have had long-term or short-term relationships with sex have all noticed how much you've been slinking around your room and WoW. It's NOT healthy. We say "Get laid" because you need to stop relying on the time you spend in the school cafeteria and online as the only time you think you have to pick up girls. It's not. And it's not true that after 7:30 pm it's too late to go out on a Saturday. Believe me, it's not too late.
In that you haven't had a relationship in the 2 years I've known you, I feel that you're at this point afraid to start ANY kind of a relationship with the opposite sex. You also have this annoying attitude of rebuking every amount of advice I attempt to give you on the damn subject. You know, the last time you DID get out of the house, I had to drive over there with someone else and drag your ass out just to go to a drag race down at Qualcomm Stadium. And when we went to grab sushi, while we were eating and flirting with the waitress, you were complaining about your allergies to fish and why you'd rather not talk to the waitress because you don't think you have a chance with her.
Guess what, you were right. You will NOT have a chance with any girl if you at like that. You need to walk up to a girl at a club this weekend, go to her, and say, "I'm the man you've been waiting for today." After that, PROVE IT. Be confident, be secure in yourself, and don't hesitate to tell a girl she belongs at your side. Because THAT'S why I have a girlfriend at the moment (which you still seem to doubt, but that's another issue..), and why you don't.
Oh, and if you feel that my and everyone else's opinions here don't count, head to the CAD Forums and stop by Lover's Lan, post this same question there, and wait for responses from people, including girls, who will agree with me. Idspispopd fucked around with this message on 02-06-2005 at 11:08 PM.
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We were all impressed when Idspispopd wrote:
"I'm the man you've been waiting for today."
Most girls I know would slap the shit out of me for that line.
You don't need to go to a club, a party or anything else to find a girlfriend. You can go ANYWHERE where girls hang out. And don't use the cheesy lines -- I found a great girl by simply being myself without any sort of cheesy lines. I spent time with her, chatting with her and becoming a friend. We went on from friend to relationship, and we've been solid for months now.
I'm sorry, but cheesy lines are, well, silly.
Maho: If you don't feel like you're up for finding a girl right now, don't. Wait until YOU feel YOU are ready. It isn't something you can push. If you aren't ready for it, it isn't going to work out. If you force it, it may last for a bit but it won't last long. If you get laid just for the sake of getting laid, you aren't likely to enjoy it any more than you would if you whacked it. You have to be into it and be ready for it to have fun with it.
While I agree that sitting around playing a game for all day long is a bad idea...there are many ways to remedy that that don't involve going to a club or whatnot and not enjoying it.
If you're going to regret it later for whatever ready, don't do it.
I was 23 when I met my girlfriend and went on my first date. Later than most, sure, but I'm doing fine.
Do what feels right, Maho. Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 02-06-2005 at 11:25 PM.
Idispodpdpdpadpad seems like an awesome guy, except for his horrible name. From this day forward, he is 'Ted'.
Anyway, yes, you may now refer to me as "Ted", if my name is too annoying to type out.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Waisz wrote:
Contrary to popular belief, social health is an important part of a healthy life.
Agreed completely. But social health doesn't require a club/party/bonfire/what have you. Social health can involve many things -- a full time job, hanging out with friends from college, stuff like that. Any way you can get out to meet people that share common interests.
College is one of the best ways to have a chance to meet and get out with hundreds of people without needing a party or club. If you haven't gone off to college yet, seriously look into a state college and go off. It was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
You don't need to use your penis to have a social life. I'm much better off now than I ever was and I'm still a virgin. Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 02-06-2005 at 11:28 PM.
