Do any of you have a clue why he'd suggest this? Rather, do any of you know why anyone would suggest this? I've heard from more than a few different people and none of them have bothered explaining to me how meaningless sex with a woman I don't know will improve my situation (single, nearly anti-social nerd). As it stands, I abhor the thought of such pointless hedonism. I doubt I'd gain much in the way of satisfaction from such an encounter. Are them some other things I'm missing here or is my present assessment pretty much accurate? Discuss.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
As for benefits, it is good exercise 
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Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
You're grossly overthinking this.
Well, I'm not considering going to find some woman to have sex with, but I keep hearing this and I'm left thinking only how absurd an action it is. I figured I'd put my thoughts here and see if it's really as absurd as I think it is. Perhaps I should've used the rant tag.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Demos wrote:
As for benefits, it is good exercise
I laff. Kuroi Madoushi fucked around with this message on 02-04-2005 at 10:31 PM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
-Relax
-Stop thinking so much
-Find something to take your mind off something
-Quit thinking about sex
-Stop masturbating
-Stop talking about sex
-Shut up
I'm just glad humans aren't ferrets.
As such, you need to get laid, and I would like to get laid again.
Period.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about John Romero:
You can live to at least 33 (or more!) without having sex.I'm just glad humans aren't ferrets.
This I know well. It's why consider the following utterly absurd and without merit:
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They don't bother to try and explain because without ever having sex, you wouldn't understand how sometimes it just feels good to have meaningless sex.
As such, you need to get laid, and I would like to get laid again.
Frankly, I can pop a wad without assistance. Perhaps I apply too much cold logic to it, but meaningless sex with a woman I don't know seems to accomplish little beyond mutual masturbation, a thought I find rather unappealing. If it just "feels good" there's no reason at all to bother with it. I think Parcelan had the best answer thus far.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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How.... Kuroi Madoushi.... uughhhhhh:
Discuss.
Uh oh, here comes Maho trying to argue that sex is meaningless and that anyone who has extramarital affairs has a shit life and crappy relationships again.
FACT 1
Many relationships that involve premarital sex are extremely healthy and fulfilling for both parties involved.
FACT 2
Sex is an extremely important part of many relationships. Some people consider it the single greatest expression of love for another human being. For some people it just feels really good, like swimming or eating. It is, naturally, more important to some people than to others. Trying to act like it's "pointless hedonism" just because it isn't important to YOU is the sort of thing only a complete asshole would do.
Now let me turn things around - why NOT have sex? What possible reason could anyone have for avoiding sex with another consenting adult that they're in a relationship with? STD's? Bullshit, unless you're having unprotected sex with people you've only known a couple days, they're not an issue.
Sex is clinically proven to relieve stress, burns a noticible amount of calories, feels good, and gives you a chance to do the same for someone you care for. Most of all, it's simply a biological function, the desire to have sex is no different from the desire to breathe or eat, the fact that you don't die from a lack of sex doesn't change that. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 02-04-2005 at 10:54 PM.
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Kuroi Madoushi got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Frankly, I can pop a wad without assistance. Perhaps I apply too much cold logic to it, but meaningless sex with a woman I don't know seems to accomplish little beyond mutual masturbation, a thought I find rather unappealing. If it just "feels good" there's no reason at all to bother with it. I think Parcelan had the best answer thus far.
You'd really better stop having emotions, too.
Try to apply cold logic to those babies! 
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KestarTheBlue had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Maradon, vouz somme raison.
Why thank you, I would like some raisins.
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Maradon! had this to say about (_|_):
Uh oh, here comes Maho trying to argue that sex is meaningless and that anyone who has extramarital affairs has a shit life and crappy relationships again.FACT 1
Many relationships that involve premarital sex are extremely healthy and fulfilling for both parties involved.FACT 2
Sex is an extremely important part of many relationships. Some people consider it the single greatest expression of love for another human being. For some people it just feels really good, like swimming or eating. It is, naturally, more important to some people than to others. Trying to act like it's "pointless hedonism" just because it isn't important to YOU is the sort of thing only a complete asshole would do.Now let me turn things around - why NOT have sex? What possible reason could anyone have for avoiding sex with another consenting adult that they're in a relationship with? STD's? Bullshit, unless you're having unprotected sex with people you've only known a couple days, they're not an issue.
Sex is clinically proven to relieve stress, burns a noticible amount of calories, feels good, and gives you a chance to do the same for someone you care for. Most of all, it's simply a biological function, the desire to have sex is no different from the desire to breathe or eat, the fact that you don't die from a lack of sex doesn't change that.
Here comes Maradork, completely missing the point. This has nothing whatsoever to do with disapproving of premarital sex (read the damn post). Note also that I specifically pointed out that it was a question of meaningless sex OUTSIDE of a relationship.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Maradon! was naked while typing this:
Uh oh, here comes Maho trying to argue that sex is meaningless and that anyone who has extramarital affairs has a shit life and crappy relationships again.
Thanks to the name change and the passage of time, I didn't make the connection until this post.
Awesome.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Maradon! had this to say about John Romero:
Why thank you, I would like some raisins.
They have already been delivered, piping hot, to your door. But I must warn you - they are A TRICK designed to lull you into a false sense of security so that they may later crawl out of your intestines and steal your credit card number.
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Kuroi Madoushi wrote this stupid crap:
Note also that I specifically pointed out that it was a question of meaningless sex OUTSIDE of a relationship.
Yeah, I know. That changes my argument how?
Frankly, I think it's completely stupid to say: "OH, THERE GOES MARADON AGAIN!" whenever he says something that you disagree with. He does say shit that makes people angry, that people disagree with, etc, but it's not his sole occupation.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
You're pretty lame, dude.Frankly, I think it's completely stupid to say: "OH, THERE GOES MARADON AGAIN!" whenever he says something that you disagree with. He does say shit that makes people angry, that people disagree with, etc, but it's not his sole occupation.
It's not to imply that's all he does. Maradon said the following:
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Uh oh, here comes Maho trying to argue that sex is meaningless and that anyone who has premarital affairs has a shit life and crappy relationships again.
Given the irrelevance of this to my original post and the fact that I've mentioned nothing at all on this specific subject (premarital sex) pretty much since the one thread I posted on it ages and ages ago, I figured I'd respond in kind. As for the validity of Maradon's arguement, I didn't bother reading it as it has no relevance to the question I asked, therefore I do not accept it as valid or invalid.
Maradon: correction to your statement. People who have extramarital affairs will likely have a shit life and crappy relationships. Such lack of fidelity often leads to this, but that's entirely beside the point as I know what you meant. Kuroi Madoushi fucked around with this message on 02-04-2005 at 11:48 PM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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This insanity brought to you by Fazum'Zen Fastfist:
The point is, the only reason you're not having sex is that you're a loser.
Would you like raisins too? I have oh so many precious raisins that are just begging me to hand them out... they beg me all the time. Sometimes I can't hear it when people are talking to me, on account of all the raisins...
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The point is, the only reason you're not having sex is that you're a loser.
That, I can say with certainty, is why I don't have the opportunity to do so. Given the opportunity, despite my scorn for such foolishness, I'd probably take it.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Nobody really understood why Kuroi Madoushi wrote:
Maradon: correction to your statement. People who have extramarital affairs will likely have a shit life and crappy relationships. Such lack of fidelity often leads to this, but that's entirely beside the point as I know what you meant.
Are you done making blanket statements about that which you know nothing about or are you going to continue at this pace?
Your experience with a few of your friends doesn't mean much, fyi.
edit: so you'd give up that wonderfully awesome life that comes with avoiding sex if given the opportunity? wow Kegwen fucked around with this message on 02-04-2005 at 11:54 PM.
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Kegwen's account was hax0red to write:
Are you done making blanket statements about that which you know nothing about or are you going to continue at this pace?Your experience with a few of your friends doesn't mean much, fyi.
You know people who regularly cheat on their SO and don't have shitty relationships and pretty crappy lives overall?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
THAT'S WHERE IT GOES BECAUSE THE DEVIL'S INSIDE YOU. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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Kuroi Madoushi's fortune cookie read:
You know people who regularly cheat on their SO and don't have shitty relationships and pretty crappy lives overall?
Extramarital doesn't necessarily mean you have to be married first.
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ACES! Another post by Kuroi Madoushi:
You know people who regularly cheat on their SO and don't have shitty relationships and pretty crappy lives overall?
Regularly cheating on one's SO is a pretty good indicator that one is a bad person, anyway.
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Kegwen attempted to be funny by writing:
Regularly cheating on one's SO is a pretty good indicator that one is a bad person, anyway.
Which is why I said people having extramarital affairs have shitty lives and relationships. Premarital affairs are another matter entirely; something I've come to understand in a somewhat different light in the last year or so. Perhaps it was an issue of semantics? I realized, belatedly, that extramarital could convey premarital as well.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Manticore enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
"Hey, while you're here go ahead and make yourself at home... get a drink, grab some food, fuck my wife, watch some TV... make yourself comfortable... just dont do anything jesus wouldn't do" ~Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.
I loved that movie.
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Gadani had this to say about Robocop:
I loved that movie.
I just watched it... High-larious.
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Aury attempted to be funny by writing:
*shrugs* If the opportunity presents itself and the chick isn't a total skank, go for it. makes for good stories to tell over beer.
Someone actually just pointed out that angle to me, seemed like a potentially good motivator.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Gadani painfully thought these words up:
Extramarital doesn't necessarily mean you have to be married first.
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Vernaltemptress's fortune cookie read:
Regular sex helps students with studies.FWIW
But was the double major really worth the herpes?
sex is best when its one on one.
ccccmon
