Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring,
Banana phone!
DIng dong ding dong ding dong ding,
Donana phoooone!
It grows in bunches,
I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactive-odular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring,
Banana phone!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping,
Panana phoooone!
It's no baloney!
It ain't a phony,
it's my cellular,
bananular phooooone!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Blindy. wrote this stupid crap:
What cha got?
The Clap. 
Holden: You never talk to me on AIM anymore. Posthe Pirate come back! I think you're pretty cool and I enjoy talking to you muchly
Addy: Yes, Darlin' I have AIM. XD Hehe. Addy ish the sweety. 
I think we'd get along super IRL
Zephyer: OMG talented artist. And you're nice too... For a furry. ;P Just kidding, really though you're a cool person whose creative and whatnot. If I had money, I would have bought you this cute little anubis doll thing I saw.
Sean: You lose sir. I cry. I was even going to say how cool I think you are and how your posts are often meaningful and worth while. *goes off to sulk*
Freschel: You too, I don't know much about. Add you to my list of people to find more about.
Fal: OMG FAL. Hot chix. Really though, I think you're a nice guy with a great personality that knows how to make others smile. It's a gift really.
Razor: Razor is cool. Enough said. I enjoy talking to you in IRC
Nike: Another Canadian. 200 bonus cool points there. And yes, you're still a suck up. 
Really though, for one of the newer people around here, I think you've fit in well.
Vinven: ;.; Okay.. I'm a little confused over that, but yeah.. Stop rubbing your cool job in everyone's face. REally though, that's an awesome job.
Amber: Hey! Hey! I'm ore than sortof interesting, right? RIGHT? I want to hear some of your music. You have a good tast in bands, which puts you on my good list. Good music=good people. That, and the few times I've talked to you, you were nice.
Alidane: Yes, I know who you are. Pssh... I read your posts too. And you talk to me in IRC, which makes me happy. Though I often for a moment think you're Trill's alter ego when I first read your post.. Then I'm like.. Wait.. That's alidane, NOT aanile.
Ragabash: commmission buyers = automatic cool. And the first thing I ever said to you was how much I liked your Angel Sanctuary AV. Still do love it. Yuki Kaori is awesome.
Caid: I could do without the drug posts and such (I'm not a prude, but I think you have more to offer the boards, yet that's all I can recall). Other than that you're a nice guy and one of hte more productive people in IRC
Vorbis: Everyone likes you, and so do I. I think you're pretty cool and knowledgable.
Beau: Pfff.. Do I really have to do one for you? I mean, we've been friends for years. I always go to you to bitch about other friends. You know I love you.
Zaza: I like your posts. They are usually something that's WORTH reading, unlike the majority of the shit that I post.
Snoota: OMG SNOOTA. You're cool in more ways then one. First, you're humorous which makes me laugh, and you're overall a nice guy to talk to you. AIM sometime. No one else does!
Suddar: You're nice and so is your GF, Sepia. I like your posts and I was shocked that you were younger than me. On the maturity scale, I thought you were a few years older than me.
Trillee: I lubbies the Trillee. Your constructive criticism is always welcomed. You're a great artist and I miss seeeing your work. We sould exchange art critiques sometime.
Fizo: Meh.. Fizo.. STOP HARRASSING ME ABOUT WOW. I want to play.. I think you're cool, but keep your damn sporks to yourself.
Ruyven: Another one that I don't know well, but is quite active in the forums. Do you IRC? You seem like a cool person that Iw ould like to get to know more.
Karnaj: I kindof miss your old AV with the funny face... (was that you in that photo?). Your posts are usually filled with useful stuff, so I don't normally trail over them.
'Doc: You always greet me in IRC, even though it might be 20 minutes from the time I actually entered. You're fun to talk to and I like talking to you. Not to mention that you're an all around great guy.
Monica: Just a '.'? That hurt Mon. I think you're great, really. I LOVE YOUR HAIR. Seriously. I want it. You're gorgeous too. We should exchange hair and make-up tips one day. >P I think we'd get along great IRL. You're not one of those girls that I usually hate. And you have a good taste in music as well. We should have a slumber party! 
So to speak.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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OtakuPenguin had this to say about Knight Rider:
OP here!
Despite of your acts earlier this year, I think you're a nice person, and you bought a commission from me, which makes me happy. overall I think you're a decent guy and these earlier happenings were just a phase. We all go through them, don't we? Glad to see you had the guts to come clean. 
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Blindy. had this to say about Optimus Prime:
What cha got?
Blindy is cool. What? You want more? There really isn't much more I can expand on. I love the blinking AV you made for me I have it burned onto a CD. You're good at animating stills. Mine always look poopy.
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Bloodsage got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Do me!So to speak.
Bloodsage! I never thought you'd take part in one of these. You know your politics, even though I stay out of them. You're probably one of the most intelligent people on here, and your posts are always meaningful. Vernal is also a sweety. I can picture her as the mother hen of the forums. Both of you are a great pair.
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Ares with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
Karnaj: I kindof miss your old AV with the funny face... (was that you in that photo?). Your posts are usually filled with useful stuff, so I don't normally trail over them.
Luckily, it wasn't me. It came from this picture which Drysart made a looooong time ago:
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Private Part's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I'm good at following directions
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Private Part obviously shouldn't have said:
I'm good at following directions
You're too new for me to really have a good grasp on your personality. Especially since you don't post THAT much
quote:
Ares painfully thought these words up:
You're too new for me to really have a good grasp on your personality.Especially since you don't post THAT much
Didn't you tell me to post more one time or somethin....
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A sleep deprived Private Part stammered:
Didn't you tell me to post more one time or somethin....
Probably. I tell that to a lot of people.
made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....
coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.
and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath
coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.
quote:
Dr. Gee said this about your mom:
coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boymade of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bathcoin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.
Hello Gee. I'll leave the coin operated boy to yourself... Your needs are far beyond my grasp. Anyways, thanks again for buying one of my commissions. I felt like pure shit when it was lost in the mail. But you were cool about, which is better than most people would be
validate my existance!!!
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Nobody really understood why Ares wrote:
Blindy is cool. What? You want more? There really isn't much more I can expand on. I love the blinking AV you made for me I have it burned onto a CD.You're good at animating stills. Mine always look poopy.
The devil is in the details. I usually work at 800x zoom and have about 5 frames for a .2 second animation.
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Xyrra got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Oooh! Hi! Me next!validate my existance!!!
I like Xyrra. ^.^ You're a sweety. And you're nice. 
You don't seem to post as much as you used to though.
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This one time, at Maradon! camp:
Your NE has major ear-hair
It's not a night elf. Kat just coloured it as one. :I
Over 5000 miles from home for the next two months and without the prospect of any kind of holliday or christmasy stuff
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Ares spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Snoota: OMG SNOOTA. You're cool in more ways then one. First, you're humorous which makes me laugh, and you're overall a nice guy to talk to you. AIM sometime.No one else does!
But I can't IM you without refering to your screen name as SeraphallicIllusions at least once.
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This insanity brought to you by Ares:
Monica: Just a '.'? That hurt Mon.
I don't generally wear make up. Just some mascara these days. Occasionally a little or a lot of eye liner, depending on how "rock star" I'm feeling. Usually works out okay for me, my skin usually isn't too bad until I start PMSing...
quote:You fuck one goat...
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit obviously shouldn't have said:
Wow, I posted like...twice in one of Banes threads regarding drugs, and that's all anyone remembers me for.
What's up, nice lady?
quote:
A sleep deprived Caid '5 Fists' Berrit stammered:
Wow, I posted like...twice in one of Banes threads regarding drugs, and that's all anyone remembers me for.
A man can build a thousand bridges, and suck one cock and he won't be a bridge builder; he'll be a cock sucker.
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Batty had this to say about Pirotess:
I'll never understand this kind of thread. It boggles the mind.
Everything boggles your mind.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ares's account was hax0red to write:
Sean:
Hahahahahahahaha Sean fucked around with this message on 12-12-2004 at 04:15 PM.
It's not something people hear about.
