Handle screams "Hey guys I'm a piece of cheap modern trash" and ruins it, though.
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Mortious's account was hax0red to write:
Head's ok, I guess.Handle screams "Hey guys I'm a piece of cheap modern trash" and ruins it, though.
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This one time, at Lashanna camp:
Get a flail. It's much neater.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mortious said:
Mort usually doesn't whip that out until the 2nd date. You should feel honored.
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Lashanna stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Get a flail. It's much neater.
No, the higher chance of personal injury hasn't influenced my opinion whatsoever. Honestly.
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Why do you crave a mace?
So I can crush vermin in one fell swoop!
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Alek had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
So I can crush vermin in one fell swoop!
You're like five foot nothing. You can't crush anything.
Have you considered a soup spoon?
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
You're like five foot nothing. You can't crush anything.Have you considered a soup spoon?
I'm closer to the ground which means your knees are readily accesible for crushing.
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
You're like five foot nothing. You can't crush anything.Have you considered a soup spoon?
Dwarves aren't much taller and they crush many things.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Maho had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Dwarves aren't much taller and they crush many things.
Dwarves are also all burley and ripped, though.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You're like five foot nothing. You can't crush anything.Have you considered a soup spoon?
Dude, those things are brutal.
Momma gonna whip the tar outta you, boy.
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ACES! Another post by Maradon!:
Dwarves are also all burley and ripped, though.
Just making the point that height didn't affect ownage.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
[EDIT- Plus, that mace looks rather sharp and pointy. More like a war pick than a mace. If you want to crush things, go for something more blunt. And spikes take all the fun out of blunt weapons.] Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 11-12-2004 at 05:41 PM.
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Alek had this to say about Knight Rider:
I want your honest opinions... except Ruvyen 'cuz he's a sword fanboy.
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Alek had this to say about Pirotess:
So I can crush vermin in one fell swoop!
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Tegadil Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Now, where can I find a giant PS2 controller and a large pole? Preferably a wooden pole?
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Ruvyen said this about your mom:
Tegadil, you've just given me another crazy idea.Now, where can I find a giant PS2 controller and a large pole? Preferably a wooden pole?
Buy a Madcatz one and cut the head off a broom.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Buy a Madcatz one and cut the head off a broom.
I suppose that'll be close enough, but I was thinking of something a little larger.
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Ruvyen impressed everyone with:
Tegadil, you've just given me another crazy idea.Now, where can I find a
giant PS2XBox controller and a large pole? Preferably a wooden pole?
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/dev/null had this to say about Duck Tales:
So if I turn them into a 3 point bolo I get a +27?
Unfortunately, no. Enhancement bonuses don't stack. It would still be +9.
You could, however, make a 3-point bolo out of two XBox controllers and one PS2 controller. You'd get the PS2's +9 attack roll vs Vermin, and the XBox's more generous damage dice (1d10 instead of 1d6).
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UBT had this to say about Captain Planet:
Flanged Mace's are nice and all, but you should get a real mace (morning star)like this.
Hell Yes
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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/dev/null stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Inherent problem with that. Because of the lack of weight on the PS2's arm of the bolo it's now offbalance and you'd suffer a penalty on the hit roll because of that.
Make it an exotic weapon.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Alek said:
Make it an exotic weapon.
Perfect!
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Ruvyen stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Perfect!
No, sword-chucks are perfect.
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How.... Alek.... uughhhhhh:
No, sword-chucks are perfect.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
