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Topic: New Blood Substitute: Wheat Grass Juice!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-07-2004 11:23:45 AM
Remember these guys? They're still hilarious!

I still have my account from the infamous "trollhacking," but they've instituted procedures to restrict outside access. I think we seriously traumatized the poor folks.


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LastGaurdian
Newbie Member
Posts: 1
(5/18/04 8:45 am)
Reply How to feed when no blood source is available?
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I'm a starving vampire and im to afraid to ask my fiance to to let have some of her blood i dont require much but i refuse to feed on her and animal blood doesn't satisfy my blood lust i have a very high metabolism wounds heal quickly and never broken a bone im strong for my size and have good agility i have animal like senses so my site is poor except at night so if you could give me a way to feed without being locked up or anything please tell me


MFuture
Moderator
Posts: 734
(5/18/04 1:20 pm)
Reply Re: How to feed when no blood source is available?
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Your only choice is to find a donor. Plain & simple.

Eat plenty of substitutes in the mean time.
~Mike~

Maturing is a big step in understanding & accepting vampirism.

8Fenix8
Newbie Member
Posts: 10
(5/18/04 1:39 pm)
Reply Re: How to feed when no blood source is available?
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Well... kind a non-cool situation you can try stakes, cut ur self or go to night and bite someone


Mys
Moderator
Posts: 851
(5/19/04 12:35 am)
Reply Re: How to feed when no blood source is available?
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Food substitutes can help. You can read that awakening help service sticky, it has some very good links in there for blood thirst control.
-Don't give up


LastGaurdian
Newbie Member
Posts: 2
(5/19/04 8:19 am)
Reply Re: How to feed when no blood source is available?
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yo that triple x character says im a fake as for cutting myself i learned my blooodd doesnt work


surrealaurora
Established Member
Posts: 92
(5/19/04 2:23 pm)
Reply Re: How to feed when no blood source is available?
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Well you shouldn't resort to cutting yourself anyway, you're not gaining anymore energy,etc. from taking your own blood, it just induces the placibo affect. I honestly suggest looking for a donor, particularly someone you know and trust.
Even if you think things can't get worse, trust me, they really can.


Giltwist
Newbie Member
Posts: 4
(5/19/04 3:44 pm)
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Orange juice, and if you can find it, wheat grass juice. Wheat grass juice is packed with prana. Tastes like a freshly cut lawn, I am told, but really makes you feel so much better. Try a local health food store.



Lady Slinky
Administrator
Posts: 1477
(5/19/04 3:57 pm)
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Those smoothie places usually do the wheatgrass. I have never tried it as the though of doing a shot of grass does not make my tummy happy and I have a hard enough time with regular food.
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meierS
Established Member
Posts: 90
(5/20/04 4:08 am)
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Taking your own energy seem to make the hunger more unbareable. Take rare meat it works for me.


TheChrisII
Board Fixture
Posts: 468
(5/20/04 9:20 am)
Reply Re: How to feed when no blood source is available?
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MMMm Liver.
"Think outside the box, this way you won't get trapped inside."


Sanguinarius
Board Founder
Posts: 386
(9/30/04 11:20 am)
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LastGuardian wrote:

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yo that triple x character says im a fake as for cutting myself i learned my blooodd doesnt work

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Well, then, he'll have to call me a fake, too, because I have cut myself for blood before as well (and poked for blood, and...). Quite a few of us have. It does not indicate whether we're real or fake.
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lonesomevamp
Newbie Member
Posts: 7
(11/4/04 8:10 pm)
Reply Re: How to feed when no blood source is available?
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Well, I don't know if I'm a psi-vamp or what, but if I close my eyes when the wind is blowin hard or it is raining, or if I'm next to a waterfall, etc, etc, I feel a helluva lot better even if i don't have a donor. You just have to concentrate and try to feel the energy flowing around you, then sort of try and let it form a ball in your belly. I don't even know if this works for other vamps, but it really helps me.


To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 11-07-2004 11:28:58 AM
I'm mourning the fact that people believe this shit.

I wonder what will happen when their vampire coven is found by a group of people who believe they are hunters? I mean, you ever wonder what would happen if Blade really existed?

He'd be right up there with all the other serial killers.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-07-2004 11:32:37 AM
Yeah, but think of the scientific application of wheat grass juice as a blood substitute!

Who'd a thunk vampires were herbiverous?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-07-2004 11:35:51 AM
quote:
Bloodsage came out of the closet to say:
Yeah, but think of the scientific application of wheat grass juice as a blood substitute!

Who'd a thunk vampires were herbiverous?


This paves the way toward a legion of vegetarian vampires!

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-07-2004 11:37:39 AM
quote:
Drysart stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
This paves the way toward a legion of vegetarian vampires!

No beet would be safe!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-07-2004 11:54:53 AM
quote:
So quoth Azakias:
I'm mourning the fact that people believe this shit.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-07-2004 11:56:27 AM
Ow ow ow...
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bacon369
Pancake
posted 11-07-2004 12:10:45 PM
Someone should tell them about coconut milk.
"He who pays the piper calls the tune."
SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 11-07-2004 12:13:15 PM
ALL HAIL BUNNICULA!!!
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Bacon369
Pancake
posted 11-07-2004 12:19:22 PM

Bacon369 fucked around with this message on 11-07-2004 at 12:19 PM.

"He who pays the piper calls the tune."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-07-2004 12:38:49 PM
quote:
SunGryphon's fortune cookie read:
ALL HAIL BUNNICULA!!!

Damn! Someone beat me to it.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Nike
Pancake
posted 11-07-2004 12:51:37 PM
If you put a Vampire into a tanning booth... will it kill them?
Winning IS everything
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-07-2004 12:55:16 PM
quote:
Nike wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
If you put a Vampire into a tanning booth... will it kill them?

Depends on if there's science behind vampires or not. If there is, then there's good odds that it will kill them. Otherwise, you need the light of day to do it.

Judging from these guys, I would say that neither tanning beds nor sunlight will kill them. If you want to kill these guys, try the light of reason.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 11-07-2004 01:13:37 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Drysart was all like:
This paves the way toward a legion of vegetarian vampires!

Awesome.

Alaan
posted 11-07-2004 01:14:09 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Depends on if there's science behind vampires or not. If there is, then there's good odds that it will kill them. Otherwise, you need the light of day to do it.

Judging from these guys, I would say that neither tanning beds nor sunlight will kill them. If you want to kill these guys, try the light of reason.


Oh sweet zombie Jesus it buuuuuuurnnnnnnnnns.

Peter
Pancake
posted 11-07-2004 01:16:55 PM
Thinking about it, if they are liveing off of Wheat Grass Juice...they will kill themselves of starvation, since there is nothing in grass thast humans can use.
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 11-07-2004 01:24:02 PM
quote:
Peter wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Thinking about it, if they are liveing off of Wheat Grass Juice...they will kill themselves of starvation, since there is nothing in grass thast humans can use.

But they do eat, even though they are obviously not created for ingesting food. They have to keep up the APPEARANCE of humanity.

Since, you know, if they were blatantly vampires, they would be locked up in a mental institution and would starve to death without lifegiving blood.

These people are so funny, our own board idiots pale in comparison.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 11-07-2004 01:36:20 PM
quote:
Azakias was naked while typing this:
our own board idiots pale in comparison.

I take offense to that... wait... d'oh!

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-07-2004 01:37:28 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Alek wrote:
I take offense to that... wait... d'oh!

Then get some sun!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 11-07-2004 01:41:51 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about pies:
Then get some sun!

But that makes my skin tingle and it burns my beautiful undead eyes!

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
diadem
eet bugz
posted 11-07-2004 02:16:16 PM
i guess it beats coconut juice....

how can a vampire feed off.. themselves?

diadem fucked around with this message on 11-07-2004 at 02:16 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-07-2004 02:18:57 PM
You can't understand their cultural background.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 11-07-2004 02:31:44 PM
Maradon!
posted 11-07-2004 03:29:11 PM
I have increased agility and my wounds heal faster.

OMG I have such a craving for ice cream, this must make me a cow-vampire.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-07-2004 04:19:03 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Maradon! said this:
I have increased agility and my wounds heal faster.

OMG I have such a craving for ice cream, this must make me a cow-vampire.


Quick! There's no time to waste: stand next to a waterfall and use the "ball in the belly" technique!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Maradon!
posted 11-07-2004 04:30:39 PM
No wait maybe I'm a psi vampire.

I absorbed the earth-force from a metal grating that I left outside for three weeks and it became dull and brittle and worthless.

Addy
posted 11-07-2004 04:32:04 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Punky Brewster:
OMG I have such a craving for ice cream, this must make me a cow-vampire.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpire

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 11-07-2004 04:40:48 PM
Comedy platinum! My sides hurt from laughing so much!
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 11-07-2004 04:42:59 PM
You guys laugh at this but you don't stand up and insult the people who talk to themselves in roleplay? What about some of the other weird roleplay issues here? Double standard?
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-07-2004 04:44:53 PM
quote:
Waisz had this to say about Pirotess:
You guys laugh at this but you don't stand up and insult the people who talk to themselves in roleplay? What about some of the other weird roleplay issues here? Double standard?

Roleplay is an act. These wackos insist they're really vampires.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-07-2004 04:46:28 PM
quote:
Waisz said this about your mom:
You guys laugh at this but you don't stand up and insult the people who talk to themselves in roleplay? What about some of the other weird roleplay issues here? Double standard?

What.

There's no difference between roleplaying and believing you're actually a vampire?

Holy shit, I'm an elf.

Casts a spell.

Zaza fucked around with this message on 11-07-2004 at 04:46 PM.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 11-07-2004 04:55:21 PM
quote:
Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
Roleplay is an act. These wackos insist they're really vampires.

Although I'm sure a few of them do, it seems to me that for most of them on there it's just an act, and they're very determined to not show they're roleplaying. Woops, that'd be roleplaying.

quote:
Zaza had this to say about Tron:
What.

There's no difference between roleplaying and believing you're actually a vampire?

Holy shit, I'm an elf.

Casts a spell.


Certainly, if they all believe they are vampires, then it's different. But I thought even when we initially came in we ended up being privately contacted by a few of them and found out it was just roleplaying for them? I will bet all my Star Wars guys that there are at least a significant few of them who are roleplaying and don't actually think they're vampires. Except Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never bet the Fett man.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-07-2004 04:58:25 PM
Join it; look around. It's not a roleplay site.

And if you'll go back to the infamous thread, you'll notice that several came over here insisting how real they were.

That's what's funny about it.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-07-2004 05:00:40 PM
quote:
Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Join it; look around. It's not a roleplay site.

And if you'll go back to the infamous thread, you'll notice that several came over here insisting how real they were.

That's what's funny about it.


That's exactly what an inferior mon-keigh would say. No wonder we used your race as pack mules during the Aenthetesantheetesseneelele migration.

Addy
posted 11-07-2004 05:00:49 PM
quote:
Zaza Model 2000 was programmed to say:
What.

There's no difference between roleplaying and believing you're actually a vampire?

Holy shit, I'm an elf.

Casts a spell.


hello

im an elf

how are you today

Maradon!
posted 11-07-2004 05:05:19 PM
quote:
Waisz had this to say about Robocop:
Although I'm sure a few of them do, it seems to me that for most of them on there it's just an act, and they're very determined to not show they're roleplaying. Woops, that'd be roleplaying.

Actually you're completely wrong.

Were you even THERE the day we raided that place? They all believe to an almost religious degree that they are actually vampires. They all truly believe that they have characteristic vampire superpowers.

I mean...why else would we be laughing at them?

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 11-07-2004 at 05:06 PM.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 11-07-2004 05:09:18 PM
quote:
Bloodsage got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Join it; look around. It's not a roleplay site.

And if you'll go back to the infamous thread, you'll notice that several came over here insisting how real they were.

That's what's funny about it.


Again, I stand by my claim that many of them are roleplayers who are just not showing at all that they are roleplaying. This sort of thing is all over the place out there. Heck, there's even DBZ boards where the same sort of thing happens.

quote:
ACES! Another post by Maradon!:
Actually you're completely wrong.

Were you even THERE the day we raided that place? They all believe to an almost religious degree that they are actually vampires. They all truly believe that they have characteristic vampire superpowers.

I mean...why else would we be laughing at them?


Oh, I forgot, you can read minds. You must be a psi-vampire.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-07-2004 05:11:27 PM
quote:
Waisz had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Oh, I forgot, you can read minds. You must be a psi-vampire.

We certainly shouldn't be making any presumptions on such vague grounds as how they present their convictions and the complete and utter lack of any indictions towards being non-serious at all. Hell, maybe all of that catholic church thing is just roleplaying too. They don't really oppose gay marriage, if you say they do you're a psi vampire.

Zaza fucked around with this message on 11-07-2004 at 05:12 PM.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 11-07-2004 05:12:51 PM
quote:
Zaza had this to say about John Romero:
We certainly shouldn't be making any presumptions on such vague grounds as how they present their convictions and the complete and utter lack of any indictions towards being non-serious at all. Hell, maybe all of that catholic church thing is just roleplaying too. They don't really oppose gay marriage, if you say they do you're a psi vampire.


Whoa, I totally forgot there's a difference between how people act in real life and how people act on the internet! How silly.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-07-2004 05:14:34 PM
quote:
Waisz had this to say about Knight Rider:
Whoa, I totally forgot there's a difference between how people act in real life and how people act on the internet! How silly.

Those silly roleplaying christian message boards. What will they do next?

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