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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 10-19-2004 05:19:02 PM
quote:
Nike thought about the meaning of life:
I listen to everything, except country.


BUT I do wanna go to Texas... just to walk around in cowboy hats and chaps! YEE HAW! (Not to be discriminatory or anything, but they are just cool!)


Well I meant any specific favorite bands? Or certain type..


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 05:20:52 PM
What's going on now
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2004 05:22:38 PM
Since when do you have to be in Texas to roam around in Chaps and Cowboy hats? I live here and I've never in my life seen that.

Most of those westerns you see are in Wyoming, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, etc, anyway. hehe

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 05:25:55 PM
quote:
Bajah got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Since when do you have to be in Texas to roam around in Chaps and Cowboy hats? I live here and I've never in my life seen that.

Most of those westerns you see are in Wyoming, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, etc, anyway. hehe


What part of Arizona have you been in?

We're divided up into the following:

Tucson/Southern Arizona: Mexicans and mulattos
Phoenix: Corporate mofos
Scottsdale: Rich jerks
Flagstaff: Hippies
Everything else: Desert

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2004 05:26:56 PM
quote:
This is what Mr. Parcelan is doing. This is what I want Mr. Parcelan to do :

What part of Arizona have you been in?

We're divided up into the following:

Tucson/Southern Arizona: Mexicans and mulattos
Phoenix: Corporate mofos
Scottsdale: Rich jerks
Flagstaff: Hippies
Everything else: Desert


I don't mean modern Arizona, jackass.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 05:28:00 PM
quote:
Bajah thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I don't mean modern Arizona, jackass.

Well if you want to dig up the past, bunghole, your ancestors were all the products of armadillo rape.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2004 05:29:27 PM
And you're all inbred cactus fuckers.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 05:31:57 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bajah said:
And you're all inbred cactus fuckers.

The Arizonan definition of fine dining is a nice soup, fillet mignon and a bottle of aged wine.

The Texan definition of fine dinging is a run-over possum and Cousin Lucy.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 10-19-2004 06:03:05 PM
This thread has gotten way off track, aren't we supposed to be making fun of her still? and calling her a man and such?

huh? huh??

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Suddar
posted 10-19-2004 06:10:24 PM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Duck Tales:
This thread has gotten way off track, aren't we supposed to be making fun of her still? and calling her a man and such?

huh? huh??


No, it's going pretty much like everybody predicted it would.
with a twist!

Suddar fucked around with this message on 10-19-2004 at 06:10 PM.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 10-19-2004 06:13:47 PM
Sex?

Yes! Please!

And you look smashing as always. I'd give it a 10. 10!

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 06:31:16 PM
10 out of 10! I dunno, I must have a thing for greek women - the gal I'm unoficially involved with (long story) is 100% greek.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Burger
BANNED!
posted 10-19-2004 06:46:56 PM
quote:
Demos stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
10 out of 10! I dunno, I must have a thing for greek women - the gal I'm unoficially involved with (long story) is 100% greek.

you know what, I can say the same thing, word for word.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Peter
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 06:55:54 PM
quote:
Bajah's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Since when do you have to be in Texas to roam around in Chaps and Cowboy hats? I live here and I've never in my life seen that.

Most of those westerns you see are in Wyoming, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico, etc, anyway. hehe


Wyoming passes, Next try to add North Dakota, South Dakota, and Montana.

Peter
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 07:05:07 PM
quote:
Delidgamond stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Rosa is Italian fool. She'll look super sexy hot till she turn 28 and then she will grow fat and make homemade spaghetti sause while beating her children senseless with the wooden spoon.

That is only half of them, the other half try to dress like they are 18 still, showing what to much of their nasty overtanned body, exposeing much saggy boobage, their Hair starts to grow bigger and bigger and bigger, in direct proportion to the size of the heels on their shoes. Also they lose any sense of style and class.

I would hope though Rosa's southren exposure would stop this.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 10-19-2004 07:12:37 PM
Windsor is cold and wet... I thought they said it was supposed to stop raining on the weekend.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-19-2004 09:37:13 PM
Nike is hot!

But I'm driving.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 09:38:21 PM
Greek ladies also seem to have an inborn gift for the culinary arts.

Greek food is

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
nem-x
posted 10-19-2004 09:44:38 PM
Demos
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 09:46:08 PM
quote:
nem-x said this about your mom:
3.5/1.0

Forgot something

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-19-2004 09:51:14 PM
Oh shit, It's a female! On the Internet! Should I start hitting on her like the rest of the people in this thread?


...Nah. And hey Nike, I must have missed your Newbie Thread. Welcome.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-19-2004 09:53:50 PM
quote:
Ferret got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Oh shit, It's a female! On the Internet! Should I start hitting on her like the rest of the people in this thread?


...Nah. And hey Nike, I must have missed your Newbie Thread. Welcome.


fag

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 09:53:51 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ferret stammered:
Oh shit, It's a female! On the Internet! Should I start hitting on her like the rest of the people in this thread?


...Nah. And hey Nike, I must have missed your Newbie Thread. Welcome.


Tell your girlfriend to come around. Uh. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah, das right. Uh?

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-19-2004 09:55:44 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
Tell your girlfriend to come around. Uh. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah, das right. Uh?

She actually mentioned the other day that she was considering IMing you again.

Yes/No?

nem-x
posted 10-19-2004 09:57:35 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Demos wrote:
Forgot something

A negative sign? What?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 09:59:47 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ferret said this:
She actually mentioned the other day that she was considering IMing you again.

Yes/No?


If you think she's immune to my amazing charms.

Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 10-19-2004 10:05:17 PM
I still haven't seen the big kitty pictures.

I demand big kitty pictures.

Ferrel!
Burger
BANNED!
posted 10-19-2004 10:50:37 PM
Nem-x, I know seeing breasts on a woman is different for you.

I'm certain Nike appologizes for scarring you with her anti-azn looks.

Burger fucked around with this message on 10-19-2004 at 10:51 PM.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-19-2004 10:52:33 PM
Burger's going to dream about a girl some night and choke on his own drool.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-19-2004 10:57:21 PM
quote:
Waisz probably says this to all the girls:
Burger's going to dream about a girl some night and choke on his own drool.

or be strangled... one of the two.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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nem-x
posted 10-19-2004 10:58:31 PM
5 being average, like Kirsten Dunst average who is pretty hot.

Emo glasses - 1
And for some reason it seems like she has a case of the quagmire or something, which is probably because of said emo glasses

-.5

nem-x fucked around with this message on 10-19-2004 at 10:59 PM.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 11:01:08 PM
We now officially have two-thirds of Canada posting on these forums.
Addy
posted 10-19-2004 11:01:57 PM
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-19-2004 11:08:52 PM
quote:
Waisz wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Burger's going to dream about a girl some night and choke on his own drool.

Let's see if we can piece the clues together!

quote:
This one time, at Nike camp:
I'm Greek.

quote:
ACES! Another post by Demos:
10 out of 10! I dunno, I must have a thing for greek women - the gal I'm unoficially involved with (long story) is 100% greek.

[QUOTE]This one time, at Burger camp:
you know what, I can say the same thing, word for word.


[/QUOTE]

Can you see it?

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-19-2004 11:13:45 PM
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about Robocop:
Can you see it?

We better call the crime squad in on this one!

Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 11:16:00 PM
Nike has nice tits for a guy...
Chugga
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 11:42:18 PM
quote:
Verily, Tal NSFW!! doth proclaim:
Nike has nice tits for a guy...

Oh man, winner right there. I almost shot strawberry juice out my nose.

Ctrl-Alt-Del
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 11:46:46 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Nike said:

For some reason, the face looks photoshopped

Burger
BANNED!
posted 10-19-2004 11:55:05 PM
quote:
Ctrl-Alt-Del had this to say about John Romero:
For some reason, the face looks photoshopped

The whole image has been. I always like to take an airbrush to pics after I take them. This one needed only minor alteration (unlike pics of myself). It was only stuff that would have been erased by a 3 minute make-up job, only done post-pic.

I don't consider it that much of a sin to smooth over a minor blemish or two.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Nike
Pancake
posted 10-20-2004 12:21:48 AM
I'm still really really ridiculously goodlooking...

Excuse me, Im going to go get myself an Orange Mocha Frappucino... being professionally goodlooking is hard work!

Winning IS everything
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