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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-19-2004 01:57:14 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Why was this addressed to me?

Probably because you said she was a guy in the thread about Kirsten Dunst. At least I assume that's why.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-19-2004 01:58:47 PM
quote:
And doth the Parcelan spew forth with his words of wisdom:
Word on the street is that you're one of those Pretendachicks.

From Exercise in egocentricity...

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 10-19-2004 at 01:59 PM.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 02:00:20 PM
What do you mean I can be held accountable for saying stuff in the past?
El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-19-2004 02:02:03 PM
Kat beat me to it, goddammit.
Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-19-2004 02:02:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What do you mean I can be held accountable for saying stuff in the past?

Oh no. Liability doesn't apply to our world anymore.

quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and El Cuchillo was all like:
Kat beat me to it, goddammit.

<twirls smoking revolvers on finger tips>

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 10-19-2004 at 02:03 PM.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 02:03:39 PM
quote:
Katrinity has sealed the pact
Oh no. Liability doesn't apply to our world anymore.

Sweet.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 02:06:56 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
Sweet.

You have two options: Claim your words were taken out of context by the liberal media or that one of your identical cousins posing as you made the remark.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 02:09:12 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Captain Planet:
You have two options: Claim your words were taken out of context by the liberal media or that one of your identical cousins posing as you made the remark.

Neither. This is all the fault of the previous Parcelan's administration and the blame lies solely on his shoulders.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 10-19-2004 03:38:22 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The bald dude looks like the Monarch.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-19-2004 03:55:44 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
Neither. This is all the fault of the previous Parcelan's administration and the blame lies solely on his shoulders.

But I liked the previous Parcelan's administration. I FEAR CHANGE!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 03:57:17 PM
Thanks for posting everyone!

I didn't even know there were that many Windsorites on EC.

What's so comical about this thread anyways?

I'm confused...

Winning IS everything
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 10-19-2004 03:58:53 PM
Are you part Mexican or Spanish?

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 10-19-2004 03:59:36 PM
Nike:

quote:
Check out the big brain on Vorago!
Burger / Inferno-Spirit / Delidgamond / Vorago know Nike

IS/Deli/Vor did not know Nike was Nike

Burger is assumed to have known Nike was Nike


that is why this thread is so funny.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-19-2004 04:00:41 PM
That and the brief replacement of Nike's first picture with a car wreck. Thanks for your sacrifice whoever that was. (Sacrifice because Jens banned your ass from the ftp because of that.)
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 10-19-2004 04:07:57 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
Neither. This is all the fault of the previous Parcelan's administration and the blame lies solely on his shoulders.

Does this mean I'm no longer captive?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 04:13:32 PM
quote:
Holden Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Are you part Mexican or Spanish?

I'm Greek.

I guess it is amusing how a bunch of people know eachother

Winning IS everything
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 04:22:09 PM
Wow, so Canada does have their own Rosa.

I wonder what the Canadian version of me is like.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
nem-x
posted 10-19-2004 04:23:36 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by JooJooFlop:
Wow, so Canada does have their own Rosa.

I wonder what the Canadian version of me is like.


what

Gadani
U
posted 10-19-2004 04:27:26 PM
quote:
nem-x spewed forth this undeniable truth:
what
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 04:27:53 PM
quote:
So quoth nem-x:
what

I have a theory that for most people in America there is a Canadian version of them somewhere. The Canadian is a twisted version of the American counterpart, not unlike the people of Bizarro World.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gadani
U
posted 10-19-2004 04:28:27 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by JooJooFlop:
I have a theory that for most people in America there is a Canadian version of them somewhere. The Canadian is a twisted version of the American counterpart, not unlike the people of Bizarro World.

How is Nike like Rosa, though?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 04:30:00 PM
quote:
Gadani stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
How is Nike like Rosa, though?

They're both women with Greek roots, arn't they?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-19-2004 04:31:16 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
They're both women with Greek roots, arn't they?

Rosa is Italian fool. She'll look super sexy hot till she turn 28 and then she will grow fat and make homemade spaghetti sause while beating her children senseless with the wooden spoon.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 04:31:47 PM
quote:
This one time, at Delidgamond camp:
Rosa is Italian fool. She'll look super sexy hot till she turn 28 and then she will grow fat and make homemade spaghetti sause while beating her children senseless with the wooden spoon.

Coulda sworn she said she was Greek.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
nem-x
posted 10-19-2004 04:32:21 PM
The Romans are going to get you now.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-19-2004 04:33:32 PM
I'm so confused.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 04:35:32 PM
quote:
Verily, nem-x doth proclaim:
The Romans are going to get you now.

Pfft, what are they gonna do, crucify me?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
nem-x
posted 10-19-2004 04:36:34 PM
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 04:37:34 PM
Greeks beat their kids with wooden spoons.... and shoes... and belts...

*shudders*

The belt is the worst.

Winning IS everything
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 04:37:38 PM
Oh dear.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2004 04:38:05 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Nike scored a straight 1 with:
I guess it is amusing how a bunch of people know eachother

You're missing the point. It's amusing that people who know you outside of the board didn't know that you (as in Nike) was, in fact, someone they knew.

It kind of reminds me of that video, The Parlor, where the did is 'dating/cybering' his roommate and never knew it. Hilarity.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 04:39:04 PM
quote:
Nike wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Greeks beat their kids with wooden spoons.... and shoes... and belts...

*shudders*

The belt is the worst.


I didn't know Greeks had wooden shoes and belts.

I didn't know belts could even be made of wood.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 04:40:04 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about John Romero:
You're missing the point. It's amusing that people who know you outside of the board didn't know that you (as in Nike) was, in fact, someone they knew.

It kind of reminds me of that video, The Parlor, where the did is 'dating/cybering' his roommate and never knew it. Hilarity.


That's what I meant, small world. Oh well no secrecy now!

Parlor, eh? Never seen it.

Winning IS everything
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 04:40:54 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Tron:
I didn't know Greeks had wooden shoes and belts.

I didn't know belts could even be made of wood.



Where do you think the Dutch got it from?

Winning IS everything
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2004 04:41:34 PM
the dutch have wooden belts/?!
Mightion Defensor
posted 10-19-2004 04:49:37 PM
I think the Greeks should take back Istanbul and Turkey.

Byzantine Empire got a raw deal, yo. Fucking Ottomans.

Humor disclaimer to any members of the Osmanli dynasty that may have read that

Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 04:58:04 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor thought about the meaning of life:
I think the Greeks should take back Istanbul and Turkey.

Byzantine Empire got a raw deal, yo. Fucking Ottomans.

Humor disclaimer to any members of the Osmanli dynasty that may have read that



YAY! I agree... and I want the columns back from England as well...

It's alright though, the history of Greece is beautiful, everyone just wants a piece of it.

Greece won't be able to take it back, nor will they be able to take back Cyprus. Meh... thats a political thread though and I don't wanna get banned or something.

Winning IS everything
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 10-19-2004 05:01:20 PM
Your signature is wrong, but anyhow, just curious what music do you listen to?

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 05:13:15 PM
quote:
Holden stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Your signature is wrong, but anyhow, just curious what music do you listen to?

I listen to everything, except country.


BUT I do wanna go to Texas... just to walk around in cowboy hats and chaps! YEE HAW! (Not to be discriminatory or anything, but they are just cool!)

Winning IS everything
Maradon!
posted 10-19-2004 05:18:20 PM
quote:
Nike attempted to be funny by writing:
I listen to everything, except country.


BUT I do wanna go to Texas... just to walk around in cowboy hats and chaps! YEE HAW! (Not to be discriminatory or anything, but they are just cool!)


I will go with you, and wear cowboy hats and chaps and nothing else! WOO>

This has been my obligatory hitting on you since you're pretty and I'm morally obliged.

All times are US/Eastern
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