Everything is going according to plan.
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Zaza enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
The world is sexist. Both genders are. But suggesting everyone is like Burger is pretty lol.I won't upset your self-despise though, if it's that precious to you.
I never suggested everyone does it, nor that everyone does it that much. Its something that's done by a large part of the male population. I won't go into examples, just because it'd be rude to do so, but its not exactly an unknown situation on the board and happens more heavily towards the female population than the male.
Edit: Mod, never meant to imply it was that much. I don't think its a free ride. I just stated it'd be a way to... make up for the mistake of this thread. Quite sorry if I sounded that way. Talonus fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 02:57 PM.
Edit - Who voted low for this thread, anyways? It's excellent reading material. Black fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 02:57 PM.
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Talonus spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I never suggested everyone does it, nor that everyone does it that much. Its something that's done by a large part of the male population. I won't go into examples, just because it'd be rude to do so, but its not exactly an unknown situation on the board and happens more heavily towards the female population than the male.
There's people like Burger. What you said wasn't "There's people like Burger", though, what you did was essentially say that everyone who say/think they aren't like Burger are like Burger, which leaves a pretty small margin of people that couldn't be like Burger, eh?
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Nike impressed everyone with:
Thank you Burger. Although you infuriate me at times... it turns me on... *purrs* Ack! Jeebus, that visual was totally unnecessary, as well as against the Geneva Convention.
As for you others...I am not the only person who knows I am a good driver. Oh, right then. Sorry we doubted you.
In fact, I have never gotten a complaint from anyone. Saying one thing, and then immediately contradicting it isn't the best way to gain credibility. Except the people on the road who are put to shame by my abilities. This, hands-down, is the funniest thing I've seen today. "Everyone says I'm a great driver. . .except those on the road with me!"
I do feel sorry for you other driving-challenged individuals. [color=gold]You should feel sorry for other drivers; they have to share the road with idiots like you.
There is a difference between someone knowing they are a good driver and someone thinking they are. Yes, there is: the first one is far more dangerous, because she dosn't entertain the prospect that there's anything left to learn.I expect you (you = people who challenge my obvious skill behind the wheel) are jealous. Damn. Sorry for the earlier comment. This is the funniest thing I've read all day. What basis would anyone have to be jealous?
Anyone who knows the limitations of their vehicle and safely challenges those limits is a good driver. One can only safely explore the envelope of one's vehicle on a track. This proves that you're not only stupidly dangerous, but a poseur. If you're driving anywhere near the limits of your vehicle's capability, that means you haven't got a safety margin for environmental factors or other drivers that will radically change a situation with zero notice. And where, pray tell, did you learn the necessary skills to drive at your vehicle's limits? It's not something that can be self-taught, it's not something that is taught in driver's ed--I suppose your next trick is to convince us you've been to racing school and learned all this cool stuff on a track?
You excuse for men who cannot drive just feel threatened by a female driver. Ah, yes, the budding drive of three whole years telling folks who've been driving longer than she's been alive that they're just threatened by her 133+ $ki11z. Although, given what you say about how you drive, feeling threatened is probably reasonable, since you're obviously a menace.
On that note: grow some balls You're so scary.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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From the book of Nike, chapter 3, verse 16:
I guess I should keep in mind that online sarcasm/ faux bitchness goes unnoticed. I also should keep in mind that you all don't know me the way my close friends have, so with all that in mind, HOPEFULLY I'm hot enough to be forgiven
Damn! Suddar got there first.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Zaza impressed everyone with:
There's people like Burger. What you said wasn't "There's people like Burger", though, what you did was essentially say that everyone who say/think they aren't like Burger are like Burger, which leaves a pretty small margin of people that couldn't be like Burger, eh?
Wait. Now I'm confused. Explain that without using Burger so much.
I didn't say anyone was like Burger because I don't think anyone here is that bad, except Burger. And I was trying to avoid actual names. Damn you.
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Nike was listening to Cher while typing:
I guess I should keep in mind that online sarcasm/ faux bitchness goes unnoticed. I also should keep in mind that you all don't know me the way my close friends have, so with all that in mind, HOPEFULLY I'm hot enough to be forgiven
Faux anything does not work when it's your first post, if people have read nothing of yours but a joke routine in which you pretend to be really annoying they will assume this is how you actually act, save that type of joke untill people know you well enough to recognize it as a joke.
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ACES! Another post by Black:
show us ur boobs lololol
Edit - Who voted low for this thread, anyways? It's excellent reading material.
15 votes, average of 2. . .looks like a lot of people.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Talonus wrote this stupid crap:
Wait. Now I'm confused. Explain that without using Burger so much.I didn't say anyone was like Burger because I don't think anyone here is that bad, except Burger. And I was trying to avoid actual names. Damn you.
Okay, less Burger.
You said:
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True, but you think it could be hidden a bit better. Most members of this board do claim to be intelligent, and thus above this sort of that stuff. Wait... Or was it they're more likely to do the swooning bit? Probably more likely actually.
This essentially implies that noone is actually "above this stuff". In essence, it even specifically goes out on a tangent to play the "Noone is better" game in the last sentence.
There's a bunch of people on this board who badly need to get laid more (it does wonders to relax your obsession with internet women) and there's also a bunch who need to focus on getting laid less, but asserting everyone will excuse anything from someone with an attractive ePicture is just plain dumb.
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How.... Zaza.... uughhhhhh:
This essentially implies that noone is actually "above this stuff". In essence, it even specifically goes out on a tangent to play the "Noone is better" game in the last sentence.There's a bunch of people on this board who badly need to get laid more (it does wonders to relax your obsession with internet women) and there's also a bunch who need to focus on getting laid less, but asserting everyone will excuse anything from someone with an attractive ePicture is just plain dumb.
I did say most didn't I? Do believe I did. To make an absolute statement, namely that noone is better, would be both stupid and wrong. Would never do that, most especially because I don't believe that.
And I know its a copout response, but I was trying to be sarcastic. I didn't intend for that post to be taken seriously, especially since it was in response to a joke. Guess my sarcasm didn't exactly play out well. Meh.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Talonus said:
I did say most didn't I? Do believe I did. To make an absolute statement, namely that noone is better, would be both stupid and wrong. Would never do that, most especially because I don't believe that.And I know its a copout response, but I was trying to be sarcastic. I didn't intend for that post to be taken seriously, especially since it was in response to a joke. Guess my sarcasm didn't exactly play out well. Meh.
It pretty much came off as bitter self-loathing. What you said was actually that "most" considered themselves above that, but aren't, which implies the rest aren't either. 
quote:I think they voted too early. ;(
I alone love Bloodsage. I alone tempt Bloodsage:
15 votes, average of 2. . .looks like a lot of people.
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Black's account was hax0red to write:
I think they voted too early. ;(
You're forgetting: Thinking it sucks doesn't mean you can't think it's great.
Think Evil Dead!
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Zaza had this to say about Duck Tales:
It pretty much came off as bitter self-loathing. What you said was actually that "most" considered themselves above that, but aren't, which implies the rest aren't either.
Meh. I should have inserted an emoticon (or 10) then. That makes everything sound less bitter. Oh, and damn you for being able to point out my inability to type a paragraph that is coherent to me as well. Or something like that.
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Manticore wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
This is why I dont post much anymore.
'Cause you're an angsty little girl with ego problems?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Your fancy words don't impress me.
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JooJooFlop impressed everyone with:
Egocentricity, eh?Your fancy words don't impress me.
Wasn't that a Police song, or something?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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We were all impressed when Bloodsage wrote:
'Cause you're an angsty little girl with ego problems?
Hahahah. no, I just play one on TV.
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Nike came out of the closet to say:
I never claimed I owned this forum. As far as I know technically Drysart does.
That's right! Everyone better respect mah authoritah!!! 
Don't worry about getting flamed. Everyone gets flamed in their newbie threads. And as far as I remember, you're only our second or third ricer, so we haven't used up all our good flame material yet.
You douchebags are so inconsiderate, too. You didn't even stop to fucking think that I'd want in on this action before all the good material was eaten up.
Yall make me sick. peace.
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Drysart had this to say about Captain Planet:
Manticore's a girl??
No, I'm a guy...
Specifically, I just turned 16, and I've been playing football.
For those of you interested in Football, I start Defensive End on my highschool Junior Varsity team.
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Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Do you assholes even think about what you're saying? How dare you fucking treat a n00b this way. She doesn't know how we work and attacking her at the drop of a hat is just fucking lame.You douchebags are so inconsiderate, too. You didn't even stop to fucking think that I'd want in on this action before all the good material was eaten up.
Yall make me sick. peace.
oh, you can probably write a story involving her driving skills AND raping the admin (but the admin really likes it.) Manticore fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 06:22 PM.
*waves his ego around, slapping several people in the face with it*
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Drysart had this to say about John Romero:
you're only our second or third ricer
Wut is a ricer lolololol
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This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
Do you assholes even think about what you're saying? How dare you fucking treat a n00b this way. She doesn't know how we work and attacking her at the drop of a hat is just fucking lame.You douchebags are so inconsiderate, too. You didn't even stop to fucking think that I'd want in on this action before all the good material was eaten up.
Yall make me sick. peace.
peace parce hit me up on aim bro ya im outty too lates peeps
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Do you assholes even think about what you're saying? How dare you fucking treat a n00b this way. She doesn't know how we work and attacking her at the drop of a hat is just fucking lame.
Maybe that's why there's this rule: "Lurk before posting. You should get a general feel for the community before you come barging into it."
Isn't that what we want n00bs to do? 
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This insanity brought to you by Vernaltemptress:
Maybe that's why there's this rule: "Lurk before posting. You should get a general feel for the community before you come barging into it."
I was being sarcastic you fat, sassy sow.
jk u my homie
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There was much rejoicing when Delphi Aegis said this:
At least he/she/it smartly stopped responding after they were told.Isn't that what we want n00bs to do?
Unless we're feelin frisky
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Nike said:
Thank you Burger. Although you infuriate me at times... it turns me on... *purrs*
As for you others...I am not the only person who knows I am a good driver.
In fact, I have never gotten a complaint from anyone. Except the people on the road who are put to shame by my abilities.
I do feel sorry for you other driving-challenged individuals. There is a difference between someone knowing they are a good driver and someone thinking they are.
I expect you (you = people who challenge my obvious skill behind the wheel) are jealous.
Anyone who knows the limitations of their vehicle and safely challenges those limits is a good driver.
You excuse for men who cannot drive just feel threatened by a female driver.
On that note: grow some balls
Its like watching a train wreck...
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Manticore had this to say about (_|_):
No, I'm a guy...Specifically, I just turned 16, and I've been playing football.
For those of you interested in Football, I start Defensive End on my highschool Junior Varsity team.
That could be an amazing gay joke.
Boo!
I'm getting more annoying every day.
