Why don't you threaten to beat us up now 
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From the book of Nike, chapter 3, verse 16:
I am not the only person who knows I am a good driver.In fact, I have never gotten a complaint from anyone. Except the people on the road who are put to shame by my abilities.
I do feel sorry for you other driving-challenged individuals. There is a difference between someone knowing they are a good driver and someone thinking they are.
I expect you (you = people who challenge my obvious skill behind the wheel) are jealous.
Anyone who knows the limitations of their vehicle and safely challenges those limits is a good driver.
You excuse for men who cannot drive just feel threatened by a female driver.
On that note: grow some balls
I think this was, Hands down, the funniest thing i read today.. I kinda pictured what i would say when i was 15 riding my ten speed fast and actually beating a few people well except for the female driver part hah
Nike = fun for all ages! 
What, pray tell, is giving that impression?
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Bloodsage was naked while typing this:
Hint: now that you've proven your girl-wang is at least as big as Delphi's, it's probably best to let this subject drop rather than beginning a flame-fest you're not likely to win.
First of all, fuck you. 
Second of all, stop being right.
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How.... Nike.... uughhhhhh:
That's funny that no one believes im a girl.What, pray tell, is giving that impression?
no pix
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Nike stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Liam I would, but why bother?
To show your overwhelming prowess, geez. Liam fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 02:16 PM.
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Verily, Nike doth proclaim:
On that note: grow some balls
And on THAT note: Grow up, kid.
She/he/it has already proven to be an idiot, gender doesn't really come into the equation.
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Nike had this to say about Knight Rider:
That's funny that no one believes im a girl.What, pray tell, is giving that impression?
Probably this :
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Nike had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Thank you Burger. Although you infuriate me at times... it turns me on... *purrs*
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Nike had this to say about pies:
That's funny that no one believes im a girl.What, pray tell, is giving that impression?
it's because you're a guy
I'll get pictures soon, my computer died and I lost a lot.
When I do though... I still don't know how to upload pictures onto my post.
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Zaza attempted to be funny by writing:
Does is even matter if this poster is a girl or not?She/he/it has already proven to be an idiot, gender doesn't really come into the equation.
Because some guys can forgive idiocy if it has a vagina attached to it. This vagina already claims it likes orgasms.
That said, this thread has steadily been declining ever since about halfway down page 1, and I wish I could change my vote from "Whatever" to "Total Crap" right about now.
I apologize for intruding on your sausage fest.
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Nike had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Aww... why ?
Burger's cute & he's the only one who's nice to me.
I'll get pictures soon, my computer died and I lost a lot.When I do though... I still don't know how to upload pictures onto my post.
The boards don't allow attachments for non-subscribers.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nike was all like:
Let's all pick on the new girl!! WHEEI apologize for intruding on your sausage fest.
It has nothing to do with you being "female." It has everything to do with your acting totally unintelligent. You don't own the place just because you think you're a good driver (and a girl), fyi
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Nike thought about the meaning of life:
Let's all pick on the new girl!! WHEEI apologize for intruding on your sausage fest.
Cut the feminist persecution complex please, we have quite a few females here and if anything people go easier on them than on everyone else.
Noone is jealous of your self-boasted driving abilities. We have nothing but your word for them, and it doesn't really impress anyone on the grand scale of the internet. Driving "crazy fast" is indeed not driving safe, unless you are A) Psychic or B) Omnipotent, as it is quite impossible to control everything outside the limited sphere of yourself. This has nothing to do with wheter you have a penis or a vagina. Which brings me to my second point.
Noone is impressed by "grow some balls aight im da shiz playin' it real". In an enviroment devoid of anygthing but sheer written communication you are what you present yourself as - and currently you present yourself as someone who makes contradictory claims, back the up with grandoise statements, and gets flustered, bothered, and resorts to personal attack when people don't take them for gospel.
Or, cliffnotes version that ought to fit your driving interest:
Your ego is accelrating, steering out of control, and heading straight for a brick wall. Slow down and do a U-turn. Zaza fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 02:43 PM.
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Nike was naked while typing this:
Let's all pick on the new girl!! WHEEI apologize for intruding on your sausage fest.
So you should be immune from reprecussions for saying stupid stuff since you're female?
Oh okay. That's very gender equal of you.
But I also want to rate it a 1 because it is just utter crap at this point, and is never going to see daylight again at this rate...
Crap it is
Then in a few days, post your pictures. If you're decent looking and don't act like an attention whore, you'll have the inevitable swooning by a large part of the male population of the board and this will be forgotten. The male population tends to overlook any personality problems of female board members if they get pictures. Sexist? Yup. Stupid? Yup. Just the way it happens here, for better or worse. That should balance everything out.
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Talonus thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
The male population tends to overlook any personality problems of femalesboard membersif they get pictures. Sexist? Yup. Stupid? Yup. Just the way it happens here, for better or worse. That should balance everything out.
Welcome to humanity 
Just because driving happens to be one of my favourite things to do and I let people in on that, and BOOM everyone starts attacking me because I know Im good at something?
Perhaps you all took MY comments way too seriously.
Internet Badass Reputation now huh? Meh, perhaps I am a shit disturber. Hey, I'll take it. My other posts really give THAT image away.
And Mod, to get a picture, I have to put it on my profile then, right?
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Vorago had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Welcome to humanity
True, but you think it could be hidden a bit better. Most members of this board do claim to be intelligent, and thus above this sort of that stuff. Wait... Or was it they're more likely to do the swooning bit? Probably more likely actually.
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Talonus had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
True, but you think it could be hidden a bit better. Most members of this board do claim to be intelligent, and thus above this sort of that stuff. Wait... Or was it they're more likely to do the swooning bit? Probably more likely actually.
fyi insulting everyone claiming to be above the pack by claiming to be above the pack is a wee wee bit contradictory.
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Verily, Nike doth proclaim:
I never claimed I owned this forum. As far as I know technically Drysart does.Just because driving happens to be one of my favourite things to do and I let people in on that, and BOOM everyone starts attacking me because I know Im good at something?
Perhaps you all took MY comments way too seriously.
Internet Badass Reputation now huh? Meh, perhaps I am a shit disturber. Hey, I'll take it. My other posts really give THAT image away.
And Mod, to get a picture, I have to put it on my profile then, right?
You like driving, great, talk about driving all you want but giving off that 'If you disagree it's because you don't know how to drive'-vibe won't earn you friends. If you said something along the lines of 'Hey guys, I really like to drive.' no one would have said anything but 'Hey guys, I really like to drive, I am also steering wheel Jesus, PS: You all hate me because I said I'm a girl.' prompted the responses you got.
You can upload to a profile or an external host.
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Nike had this to say about (_|_):
Just because driving happens to be one of my favourite things to do and I let people in on that, and BOOM everyone starts attacking me because I know Im good at something?
Being a good driver does NOT mean that you know how to drive fast. Anyone can drive fast, and with the right amount of luck, never get into an accident. Too bad that kind of luck doesn't exist. Being a good driver has nothing to do with speed, and everything to do with awareness, prediction, and judgement. Driving fast is poor judgement, therefore you've already failed the 'Good driver' test. It's a very harsh exam. I invite you to try again once you feel you're up to it.
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Zaza was naked while typing this:
fyi insulting everyone claiming to be above the pack by claiming to be above the pack is a wee wee bit contradictory.
I have no problem insulting everyone nor am I claiming to be above the pack. Besides, its the simple truth. Sorry if the truth is insulting.
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Nike had this to say about John Romero:
Just because driving happens to be one of my favourite things to do and I let people in on that, and BOOM everyone starts attacking me because I know Im good at something?Perhaps you all took MY comments way too seriously.
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Wasn't it Nike saying, just then...:
As for you others...I am not the only person who knows I am a good driver.
In fact, I have never gotten a complaint from anyone. Except the people on the road who are put to shame by my abilities.
I do feel sorry for you other driving-challenged individuals. There is a difference between someone knowing they are a good driver and someone thinking they are.
I expect you (you = people who challenge my obvious skill behind the wheel) are jealous.
Anyone who knows the limitations of their vehicle and safely challenges those limits is a good driver.
You excuse for men who cannot drive just feel threatened by a female driver.
On that note: grow some balls
Let's take this in order.
1) You mentioned driving along with all the other things.
2) Bloodsage prodded at something you said which was fairly self-contradictory.
3) You defended yourself. In among this you say a bunch of stuff like "speeding isn't dangerous" which is idiotic but REGARDLESS of that...
4) 2 or 3 people challenge you, rather civilly, on "speding isn't bad"
5) Everyone is jealous because you're so awesome.
Did I miss a leap of logic? Zaza fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 02:51 PM.
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Densetsu had this to say about Tron:
Being a good driver does NOT mean that you know how to drive fast. Anyone can drive fast, and with the right amount of luck, never get into an accident. Too bad that kind of luck doesn't exist. Being a good driver has nothing to do with speed, and everything to do with awareness, prediction, and judgement. Driving fast is poor judgement, therefore you've already failed the 'Good driver' test. It's a very harsh exam. I invite you to try again once you feel you're up to it.
I think Densetsu was raped by a car when he was five, or something.
Humour disclaimer, because it probably needs one, seeing as how he's so gung-ho about ripping into people for driving recklessly
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Talonus's fortune cookie read:
I have no problem insulting everyone nor am I claiming to be above the pack.Besides, its the simple truth. Sorry if the truth is insulting.
The world is sexist. Both genders are. But suggesting everyone is like Burger is pretty lol.
I won't upset your self-despise though, if it's that precious to you.
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Talonus had this to say about Knight Rider:
True, but you think it could be hidden a bit better. Most members of this board do claim to be intelligent, and thus above this sort of that stuff. Wait... Or was it they're more likely to do the swooning bit? Probably more likely actually.
You're grossly overstating the whole issue. Females probably get off a bit easier with the flames than guys, big durr on a mostly male board, but when push comes to shove they aren't given nearly the free ride you're describing.
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Delphi Aegis painfully thought these words up:
I think Densetsu was raped by a car when he was five, or something.Humour disclaimer, because it probably needs one, seeing as how he's so gung-ho about ripping into people for driving recklessly
The car told me that if I didn't take every opportunity to dissuade people from reckless driving, my ass would be sore for eternity.
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Nike stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I guess I should keep in mind that online sarcasm/ faux bitchness goes unnoticed. I also should keep in mind that you all don't know me the way my close friends have, so with all that in mind, HOPEFULLY I'm hot enough to be forgiven
Just stop speaking like you know everything, are an awesome driver, or anything you can't prove in a logical argument (Which, by this boards standards, most regular posters can't even do yet.), and you'll be fine.
Let this drop now, for your own sake.
