quote:
Addy stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
*runs you over with her car*
<drives a Steam roller (ha! not a car!) behind Addy and finishes off the remains>
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about the Spice Girls:
<drives a Steam roller (ha! not a car!) behind Addy and finishes off the remains>
Scoops up the remains and turns it into Soylent Green!
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nae was all like:
Scoops up the remains and turns it into Soylent Green!
<takes the Soylent Green and travels back in time to make Black his last meal...> 
quote:Thanks, woman. NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.
Taste Katrinity, you will see... More is all you need!
<takes the Soylent Green and travels back in time to make Black his last meal...>
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough painfully thought these words up:
Perfect + Woman = Empty Set
u maen perfect + human = empty set am i rite??!!!11one lolzers!
quote:
One thousand monkies on one thousand typewriters would eventually write what Black said;
17) Knows her role is to be in the kitchen, barefoot. Not at a job, in front of a computer, or heaven forbid, in a car.
quote:
Nae had this to say about dark elf butts:
u maen perfect + human = empty set am i rite??!!!11one lolzers!
Those are two completely different equations.
quote:
PhattyMcPhat wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I feel the need to point out that I am still lacking in sandwiches.
Oh, so you want one of us to make you a sandwich, huh?
quote:WRONG.
-Yuri-, I am your father:
Katrinity is the perfect woman imo.
She's obviously not in the kitchen.
In fact, I think she might be on a computer, at a job, of to which she took a car to get to.
Lucky for her, I'll only be able to give her two black eyes, seeing as she only has two. >8((( Black fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 02:52 PM.
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent -Yuri- said:
Katrinity is the perfect woman imo.
<dips Yuri in cookie batter and bakes him up> 
quote:
Black probably says this to all the girls:
WRONG.She's obviously not in the kitchen.
In fact, I think she might be on a computer, at a job, of to which she took a car to get to.
Lucky for her, I'll only be able to give her two black eyes, seeing as she only has two. >8(((
Look how many cookies she makes though.. She has to be in the kitchen a lot!
quote:
Black had this to say about the Spice Girls:
WRONG.She's obviously not in the kitchen.
In fact, I think she might be on a computer, at a job, of to which she took a car to get to.
Lucky for her, I'll only be able to give her two black eyes, seeing as she only has two. >8(((
Yeah, too bad I can only give you one racking shot.
1. Alive (or a hawt undead vampire..rawr)
2. Female (check your pants, this is a solid requirement)
3. Single
4. Into gaming (d&d, mmorpg, rpg, fps, etc)
5. At least somewhat good at gaming
6. Not unhealthily under or overweight
7. Into modern/alternative rock
8. Likes me
9. Into Anime
10. Intelligent (can hold your own in conversations)
11. Sense of humor, Nice, Understanding etc (yea, the basics)
12. Cute/Attractive (those who are but dont think they are can still apply)
13. Neat, bit of a total neat freak
14. Likes cheesecake (I'm sure she does)
^_^ And she's coming down to visit for Hallowe'en!
quote:
Oh, so you want one of us to make you a sandwich, huh?
It would fill the ONE requirement that I posted to be a perfect women.
Of course I get trouble about it.
quote:
PhattyMcPhat had this to say about the Spice Girls:
It would fill the ONE requirement that I posted to be a perfect women.Of course I get trouble about it.
Okay, you want someone to make you a sandwich, your wish is granted.
<wiggles her nose and nods her head, turning Phatty into a turkey sandwich with mayo, lettuce, and cheese>
*rallies an angry mob against Kat*
quote:
JooJooFlop stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
She's a witch! Burn her!*rallies an angry mob against Kat*
Nooo, not witch, Sandwich.
<hands JooJoo the Sandwich>
quote:
Nobody really understood why JooJooFlop wrote:
She's a witch! Burn her!*rallies an angry mob against Kat*
*grabs some torches and starts to get belligerent*
There is no such thing as perfect, now go away.
quote:
Trent attempted to be funny by writing:
*gets a hose and sprays everyone down*There is no such thing as perfect, now go away.
In this context, perhaps. In general? Wrong.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'm as close to perfection as anyone here can come.
Except for that crippling ego.
quote:You know what they say about guys with big egos...
What sound does a dog make? Ruff. Like Katrinity's mother likes it.
Except for that crippling ego.
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Except for that crippling ego.
The ego gives me strength. You cannot deflate it. Many have tried. All have failed.
quote:
Black was listening to Cher while typing:
You know what they say about guys with big egos...
They're overcompensating?
quote:
Monica had this to say about Tron:
They're overcompensating?
They wear big shoes.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
They wear big shoes.
So they got big feet, then?
quote:
Monica stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
So they got big feet, then?
You know what they say about men with big feet.
quote:And here I was almost hoping the Family Guy reference wouldn't surface.
But -Yuri- doesn't really care for music, do you?
You know what they say about men with big feet.
quote:
Verily, Black doth proclaim:
And here I was almost hoping the Family Guy reference wouldn't surface.
I kiss my sweetie with my fist.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:Is there any other way to show just how much you care?
Captain Sean will get you high tonight:
I kiss my sweetie with my fist.
quote:
Sean had this to say about pies:
I kiss my sweetie with my fist.
Girls love sensitive shit like that.
quote:
Black's fortune cookie read:
Is there any other way to show just how much you care?
With Log, from BLAMM-oh wait, wrong cartoon.
quote:So true.
I've heard there was a secret chord, that Monica played, and it pleased the Lord:
Girls love sensitive shit like that.
Now, come over here so I can give you a big kiss.
