1. Alive (or a hawt undead vampire..rawr)
2. Female (check your pants, this is a solid requirement)
3. Single
4. Into gaming (d&d, mmorpg, rpg, fps, etc)
5. At least somewhat good at gaming
6. Not unhealthily under or overweight
7. Into modern/alternative rock
8. Likes gamer guys with long hair and glasses
9. Into Anime (or at least can stand watching it)
10. Intelligent (can hold your own in conversations)
11. Sense of humor, Nice, Understanding etc (yea, the basics)
12. Cute/Attractive (those who are but dont think they are can still apply)
13. Neat, but not a total neat freak
14. Likes cheesecake (this is somewhat negotiable)
15. Is RICH $$$ (okay thats not really a requirement, but a nice plus)
If you meet these requirements, please reply to this post so that I can proceed to woo you. Thanks.
Waisz fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 02:42 AM.
Well, okay, about a third of them
Here's what I want:
1. Best looking person in the world Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 02:44 AM.
2. Strongest woman alive
3. Smartest person alive
4. Very angry
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Waisz wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'll have what he's having.
Change #7 to Video Game and Anime music(or at least tolerate listening to), and I'll take one, too.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Fazum'Zen Fastfist was all like:
Most of these attributes are signs of a freaking psychopath
Yeah, and he forgot under 12, am i rite
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Waisz had this to say about Pirotess:
Yeah, and he forgot under 12, am i rite
Better make it 11
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Vinven D`Slyfox fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 03:01 AM.
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Tarquinn had this to say about Tron:
Damn, I fail requirement 2 and 3.
8?
Stealth Snoota.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Elvish Crack Piper said:
HehStealth Snoota.
What.
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Vernaltemptress had this to say about Tron:
Now all you have to do is figure out which of those items you can sacrifice because no one person will possess all of those attributes. Unless you want to spend forever looking...
That was one of the only quotes on bash.org that made me actually laugh.
<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
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ACES! Another post by Vernaltemptress:
Now all you have to do is figure out which of those items you can sacrifice because no one person will possess all of those attributes. Unless you want to spend forever looking...
Ya know.. the girl im seeing is all of the above.. but i dont have long hair and glasses so i dont know about that 
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Timpofee had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Ya know.. the girl im seeing is all of the above.. but i dont have long hair and glasses so i dont know about that
Same with the girl I've been talking to alot lately.
k
2. Female (check your pants, this is a solid requirement)
k
3. Single
So you wouldn't want a girl to break up with a boyfriend that she doesn't like as much to date you? Way to eliminate 80% of the girls out there in one fell swoop.
4. Into gaming (d&d, mmorpg, rpg, fps, etc)
So a girl who's into, say, journalism wouldn't be as attractive to you? I can understand wanting to share interests, but how one-dimensional do you have to be for this to be a major requirement?
5. At least somewhat good at gaming
Whaaat? So not only do they have to be into gaming, they have to be GOOD at it too? "I'm sorry, you've only ever gotten to level 20 in EQ, you're just not that hot."
6. Not unhealthily under or overweight
Between this and #3, I'm pretty sure you've eliminated every girl on the face of the planet.
7. Into modern/alternative rock
Because it's important to have identical tastes in music. Oh, wait, no it isn't.
8. Likes gamer guys with long hair and glasses
This one at least makes sense.
9. Into Anime (or at least can stand watching it)
See #4
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Maradon! had this to say about Captain Planet:
1. Alive (or a hawt undead vampire..rawr)k
2. Female (check your pants, this is a solid requirement)
k
3. Single
So you wouldn't want a girl to break up with a boyfriend that she doesn't like as much to date you? Way to eliminate 80% of the girls out there in one fell swoop.
4. Into gaming (d&d, mmorpg, rpg, fps, etc)
So a girl who's into, say, journalism wouldn't be as attractive to you? I can understand wanting to share interests, but how one-dimensional do you have to be for this to be a major requirement?
5. At least somewhat good at gaming
Whaaat? So not only do they have to be into gaming, they have to be GOOD at it too? "I'm sorry, you've only ever gotten to level 20 in EQ, you're just not that hot."
6. Not unhealthily under or overweight
Between this and #3, I'm pretty sure you've eliminated every girl on the face of the planet.
7. Into modern/alternative rock
Because it's important to have identical tastes in music. Oh, wait, no it isn't.
8. Likes gamer guys with long hair and glasses
This one at least makes sense.
9. Into Anime (or at least can stand watching it)
See #4
3) 
Duuude... I'd be fine if they came to that conclusion on thier own, and I could see looking forward to it... But you make it sound like you'd aspire to it. Kind underhanded unless he is an absolute jerk.
4) Having things in common are great, but if gaming is a persons main affection, hobby, pasttime. Yeah, it's not bad to have it be a requirement that your ideal interests are the ones shared. If not, you have conflicts arise in your relationship because your prime interest either gets in the way of your relationship, or you become resentfull for having to forgo your main interests for the sake of your relationship, or you become resentful because thier main interest always comes before you/relationship.
5) I agree with you on that one. 
6) I wouldn't want someone unhealthily overweight or underweight either... That doesn't eliminate most of the women on the face of the planet. Just the ones that wont ever be up for doing anything because they are unhealthy/lazy/whatever. Being inside the unhealth over/under weight gap is quite large.
7) See $4, it can cause a great many problems... For instance if your SO likes Celine Dion, but doesn't like Smashing Pumpkins, while you like Smashing Pumpkins but not Celine Dion. It will eventually begin to bug you, and compromise becomes a pain. It's even WORSE if you can't STAND the type of music that your SO likes, and visa versa, then it becomes a HUGE pain in the ass. It is not IMPOSSIBLE to maintain a DECENT relationship without this, but it does cause some strain. Especially for anything long term, for just your typically 'dating' you'll get by because you'll break up eventually anyway unless you learn to adapt by liking it over time anyway.
8) Makes as much sense as the rest, and falls into the initial attraction category.
9) See #4
The more things in common the better, and having your MAIN interests in common, or least in the "I like it" category, is almost an absolute must for a lasting relationship. You can always hope to get lucky, and meet someone adaptable, as in willing to like whatever you like, and visa versa.
Of course all of these also apply to the one making the requirements because they have to be compatible to the same degree.
Part of a healthy relationship is teaching each other and exploring new things.
What you should look for is someone who wouldn't be opposed to trying out new things with you. Over my years in dating, I learned so much from my boyfriends. I developed my own tastes, yet learned to appreciate the hobbies they enjoyed as well. Such as gaming or NASCAR or photography.
If you look for a cookie cutter person, you set yourself up for a stagnant relationship.
At least that's my opinion. Take it or leave it.
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Nae had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I don't think it's necessary to find someone with the exact same interests or music tastes.Part of a healthy relationship is teaching each other and exploring new things.
What you should look for is someone who wouldn't be opposed to trying out new things with you. Over my years in dating, I learned so much from my boyfriends. I developed my own tastes, yet learned to appreciate the hobbies they enjoyed as well. Such as gaming or NASCAR or photography.
If you look for a cookie cutter person, you set yourself up for a stagnant relationship.
At least that's my opinion. Take it or leave it.
Pretty much, and thats part of dating. Which is where adaptability comes in. However incompatibility in interests can kill a relationship. Good part is, as long as you have quite a few of your main interests in common, or at least in the 'like' category you will more than likely develope new tastes and interest over time. Some all new for both parties involved, which is the best part.
If you are a gamer, and its your main hobby, you aren't going to fair well with someone who doesn't like games.
If you are a rocker, you aren't going to fair well with someone who doesn't like some of the rock, or middle ground. Radio wars are infamous! 
I HATE rap music, but UBT loves it. Our agreement is that he listens to it whenever I am not around.
I think if you found someone diametrically opposed to anything you liked, it wouldn't be a good match. But I think it would be a great disservice to yourself if you don't remain open to finding someone that is flexible (not a gymnast TCHA! although that would rock) and wanting to enjoy new things.
When I think back to myself in the '80's, I would never have imagined myself playing video games or DnD. Yet I really enjoy those things now. I wouldn't have gotten into those things if it weren't for men in my life.
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A sleep deprived Waisz stammered:
Well, most people wouldn't tolerate a lot of the gaming interests, so it is fairly important...
Actually, you'll be surprised. It's just when the guy values their gaming time moreso than their girl is when it becomes an issue. (Or, girls value gaming time moreso than their guy. Works both ways obv.)
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Addy had this to say about Duck Tales:
Actually, you'll be surprised. It's just when the guy values their gaming time moreso than their girl is when it becomes an issue. (Or, girls value gaming time moreso than their guy. Works both ways obv.)
wut she said!
That goes for more than just gaming though. I understand where you guys are coming from, but seriously, people generally like to learn new things with each other. Not everyone has to have the same hobbies. That would become boring fast if you felt that you had nothing new to discover.
However, I'm also not looking for a relationship now, or most likely anytime in the future.
So there. Besides, I could kick your ass, Vin.
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Azakias was listening to Cher while typing:
I qualify for most of those, except one or two.However, I'm also not looking for a relationship now, or most likely anytime in the future.
So there. Besides, I could kick your ass, Vin.
Aza is vicious irl ;( She kept beating up her friend and I was like omg
16) Can make sandwiches.
Cause if that chick can't make sandwiches, she is out.
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Addy had this to say about pies:
Aza is vicious irl ;( She kept beating up her friend and I was like omg
Its ok. He couldnt feel it. I found that out when I slamchecked him in the chest with my shoulder at a dead run when I was trying to tackle another friend and he got in the way.
He just stood there and laughed at me, the bastard.
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Azakias had this to say about (_|_):
Besides, I could kick your ass, Vin.
I would like to see that
0) Be female.
1) Don't be obese.
2) Have some form of intelligence.
3) Not die hard religious.
4) Put up with my shit.
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Black wrote this stupid crap:
17) Knows her role is to be in the kitchen, barefoot. Not at a job, in front of a computer, or heaven forbid, in a car.
*runs you over with her car* 
