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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2004 01:46:32 PM
quote:
Mortious stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Mortious hangs a sign over his forehead, that reads, "Out To Lunch".

As long as they've been gone I think the sign should read "Missing, Presumed Fed."

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-15-2004 02:17:35 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop really knows where their towel is...
As long as they've been gone I think the sign should read "Missing, Presumed Fed."
Hang that on the door of the FBI.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Kael
Whistlepig
posted 06-15-2004 02:35:08 PM
Ok ok ok. I'm changing my 3 to include: John Smedley, the writer of the part of the EQ EULA that said I can't get a refund for my $12.95, and the person in charge of SoE's "Live" phone help for not knowing how to make a fucking phone menu that does not connect to a live person.

And yes, I would kill each of them...Resevoir Dogs style.

/stuck in the middle with you

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-15-2004 02:36:17 PM
quote:
Ruvyen had this to say about Duck Tales:
Second, Parcelan would be forever banished to Canada. Har har har.

Parce would last 5 seconds in Canada before I murdered him.

Sean would be next to go.

And since Gains thinks so highly of me, he gets to be tortured for a week before I kill him.

Razor
posted 06-15-2004 02:37:01 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Razor. I'd definitely kill Razor.

Apart from that, I don't know. I'd have to think about it.


Why the hate?


Only would kill a few... but mostly just because... Faz happened to redeam himself after the whole Somthor issue... maybe the ones who have me dotted, but I don't think that I would ever do it. They haven't harmed me in any way.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-15-2004 02:43:35 PM
I'm surprised no one offed Espio. Good Lord is that boy annoying.
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-15-2004 03:10:53 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor wrote this stupid crap:
Why, I oughta give you a piece of my mind!! Oh, wait....

*clutches his chest*

Oh crap...!
He got me!

*keels over*

Mightion knows I wouldn't really want to maim him; he's my bud

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-15-2004 06:58:04 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Parce would last 5 seconds in Canada before I murdered him.

How would that encounter go?

RedMage: Prairie dog hurt my feelings one too many times,
I can't help myself anymore,
Falling into darkness, further and further

Parcelan: What the hell was that? Crappy Goth poetry?

RedMage: I'M NOT A GOTH! I'M JUST TRYING TO BE ACCE-hurk!

Then I'd impale you with a spear.

Mightion Defensor
posted 06-15-2004 07:01:57 PM
quote:
How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
*clutches his chest*

Oh crap...!
He got me!

*keels over*

Mightion knows I wouldn't really want to maim him; he's my bud


Remember Simon's Golden Rule of Networking - Loose ends are bad, termination is good.

(Simon as in the BOFH, my hero. )

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-15-2004 07:03:36 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say about Cuba:
Maybe Jens, because he is a weenie and keeps the same sig forever.

Death of Rats too, because he is too cute and should suffer. Maybe I would just scar up his face really good.

Liam would be sent to Africa to scoop elephant poo, and work in a village selling paint-by-numbers kits to tourists.


But why do you hate me I actually saw this elephant bracelet thing at the mall one day and I considered buying it for you as a gift (I dont know why I would, and you'd probably find it creepy) but I saw it so I was like "Yeah she's the only person I could think of that would like that"

Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 06-15-2004 07:42:58 PM
Wouldn't murder anyone. Don't hate anyone, or even dislike them enough to want to murder them. There's a few I wouldn't mind seeing gone, like retards who have nothing better to do with their life than dream about making me into a whip, but that's more "marooning on an island for the good of humanity and maintaining the integrity of the gene pool" rather than homicidal thoughts.

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2004 07:44:52 PM
quote:
Jania Arindelil thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Wouldn't murder anyone. Don't hate anyone, or even dislike them enough to want to murder them.

I'm gonna hug you...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 06-15-2004 07:46:39 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why JooJooFlop wrote:
I'm gonna hug you...

That's not saying I wouldn't maim you...


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2004 07:51:49 PM
quote:
Jania Arindelil was listening to Cher while typing:
That's not saying I wouldn't maim you...

I'm gonna hug you and neeeeeever let go...

*slowly creeps towards Jania, arms wide open*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Darius!
Pancake
posted 06-15-2004 07:55:20 PM
quote:
Trent had this to say about John Romero:
Ian Binjamin
Maho
Azizza

I forgot all about him. I change all three of my votes to Azizza.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-15-2004 07:57:20 PM
I have not made enough mortal enemies. This displeases me.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 06-15-2004 08:03:33 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Tron:
I'm gonna hug you and neeeeeever let go...

*slowly creeps towards Jania, arms wide open*


*attaches a lobster to Joojoobee*

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

-"Small Two of Pieces"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2004 08:05:15 PM
*attention diverted, he goes off to cook his new little friend*

I'm gonna stuff you with tacos!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 06-15-2004 08:08:46 PM
quote:
Gydyon had this to say about Tron:
I have not made enough mortal enemies. This displeases me.

If it makes things any better, I'll put you on my to-kill list.

Matter of fact, other two spots of my to-kill list go to whoever wants on it as well.

I'm just too full of .

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 06-15-2004 at 08:09 PM.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Mod
Pancake
posted 06-15-2004 08:17:10 PM
No one I'd really like to kill just because they pissed me off on the internet, I don't get emotionally invested in message boards that much.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 06-15-2004 10:52:37 PM
no one wants to kill me yet! yaayyy!
jeez..ive had my hateful phases against everyone..and for the most part, im alright with everyone all around...buut i guess that id kill.. umm..

emily
waisz
trillee


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-15-2004 10:57:58 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
How would that encounter go?

RedMage: Prairie dog hurt my feelings one too many times,
I can't help myself anymore,
Falling into darkness, further and further

Parcelan: What the hell was that? Crappy Goth poetry?

RedMage: I'M NOT A GOTH! I'M JUST TRYING TO BE ACCE-hurk!

Then I'd impale you with a spear.


It's quite sad that you cling to the Goth label Parce.

Very, very sad.

*applauds you* way to keep up with the times Parce.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-15-2004 11:00:47 PM
quote:
Gydyon had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I have not made enough mortal enemies. This displeases me.

*spraypaints PUNKASS across your desk, then steals your camera and your cat*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-15-2004 11:03:06 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver had this to say about Cuba:
It's quite sad that you cling to the Goth label Parce.

Very, very sad.

*applauds you* way to keep up with the times Parce.


Look at your sig pic.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-15-2004 11:14:25 PM
Hell, look at your REAL pic.

You look like a Goth or an ugly hamster.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-15-2004 11:21:42 PM
quote:
Snoota stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Look at your sig pic.

CoH character created in Memory of a guy who passed on recently.

I was told how to make him look, and I modeled him almost perfectly from the original person. Thinking before you say something stupid is a good thing

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-15-2004 11:22:13 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Hell, look at your REAL pic.

You look like a Goth or an ugly hamster.


And your just ugly. So screw off.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-15-2004 11:24:24 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
CoH character created in Memory of a guy who passed on recently.

I was told how to make him look, and I modeled him almost perfectly from the original person. Thinking before you say something stupid is a good thing


So you're not a goth, just all your friends are.

And modeling a video game character after a dead friend is just retarded.

Sorry.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-15-2004 11:25:30 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver had this to say about Tron:
And your just ugly. So screw off.

Oh, how stinging.

How can I possibly compare to the likes of thee, the beady-eyed rodent-man with metal in his eye? He who obtained such beauties as the snaggle-toothed gothic clown...oh wait, I didn't mean goth. You guys don't like to be called that.

The only thing sadder than a goth is a man that poses as a goth.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-15-2004 11:27:02 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Snoota:
So you're not a goth, just all your friends are.

h8 no

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-15-2004 11:27:36 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver spewed forth this undeniable truth:
CoH character created in Memory of a guy who passed on recently.

I was told how to make him look, and I modeled him almost perfectly from the original person. Thinking before you say something stupid is a good thing


What a touching way to be remembered.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-15-2004 11:32:14 PM
quote:
This one time, at Lady Delirium camp:
no one wants to kill me yet! yaayyy!
jeez..ive had my hateful phases against everyone..and for the most part, im alright with everyone all around...buut i guess that id kill.. umm..

emily
waisz
trillee


haha, and I didn't even get into that bleach thing. what a whore

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-15-2004 11:35:05 PM
quote:
Snoota's account was hax0red to write:
And modeling a video game character after a dead friend is just retarded.

Sorry.


To be honest, I talked to my close friend who was very close to "Raven" (real name: Daine), and I mentioned the idea. She liked it, and I stuck to my word.

Dark Miasma/Dark Blast Mutant Defender, with Flying. "Guardian Raven"

I didn't know the guy really...met him twice. But there was something about him that touched me, I've never felt anything when anyone from this group dies...(we've had 5 in the last year), but something about him made me want to know him a lot more. Just the effect his death had on a LOT of people was overpowering.

Didn't help that I had never seen my friend cry until that day...EVER.

The loss of anyone that special to so many is tragic.


quote:
Vorbis stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
What a touching way to be remembered.

There's a good bit of fence with everyone's comments, well wishes, R.I.P.s, and such near where he died. I added to it the night of the viewing with my friends.

Redmage Darkrayver fucked around with this message on 06-15-2004 at 11:37 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-15-2004 11:37:01 PM
quote:
From the book of Redmage Darkrayver, chapter 3, verse 16:
But there was something about him that touched me

His left hand?

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-15-2004 11:58:19 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Liam was all like:
But why do you hate me I actually saw this elephant bracelet thing at the mall one day and I considered buying it for you as a gift (I dont know why I would, and you'd probably find it creepy) but I saw it so I was like "Yeah she's the only person I could think of that would like that"


ono! I was just joking! I don't really hate anyone, much less you, you are cute! I really like that pic of you in your gi.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-16-2004 12:01:21 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nae was all like:
ono! I was just joking! I don't really hate anyone, much less you, you are cute! I really like that pic of you in your gi.

Do you hate me?

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-16-2004 12:03:29 AM
quote:
Snoota stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Do you hate me?

no, you give good hugs!

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-16-2004 12:05:53 AM
Well, take that love and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
Skaw
posted 06-16-2004 12:17:28 AM
Gains, so he can finally meet his virtual pussywhipper in virtual heaven

Sean, cause his Dial-up in the 21st century disturbs me

Parcelan, cause he doesn't do as many stories any more

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-16-2004 12:18:55 AM
quote:
Snoota thought about the meaning of life:
Well, take that love and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

Okay!

Do I get a reach-around, or should I do it myself?

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