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Blah blah blah Alidane blah blah blah...
I'd murder delphi, purely because he hates TFC.other than that...maybe Parcelan, because I'm intimidated by his alpha-dog status.
can't think of a third. Maybe whoever wins the last post thread.
If you have to murder people because they hate TFC, you'd have to kill 90% of the boards.
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Delphi Aegis's account was hax0red to write:
If you have to murder people because they hate TFC, you'd have to kill 90% of the boards.
Trent fucked around with this message on 06-15-2004 at 03:09 AM.
Moreover, I don't really care enough to be offended by anyone here enough to kill them.
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There was much rejoicing when Vorbis said this:
I wouldn't harm anyone. It's not my position.Moreover, I don't really care enough to be offended by anyone here enough to kill them.
Can I have your 3 then? Please? 
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Nobody really understood why Vorbis wrote:
I wouldn't harm anyone. It's not my position.Moreover, I don't really care enough to be offended by anyone here enough to kill them.
I'm not taking my 3 because I'd piss people off that probably think I like them.
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Kael had this to say about Cuba:
Can I have your 3 then? Please?
No. Go away and get some sunlight.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Vorbis wrote:
No. Go away and get some sunlight.
*changes his mind and kills Vorbis*
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Vorbis had this to say about pies:
No. Go away and get some sunlight.
I was motorcycle riding this past weekend and the only part of my face that's not sunburned are my eyes, I look like a pink raccoon. Kael fucked around with this message on 06-15-2004 at 03:48 AM.
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Kegwen probably says this to all the girls:
*changes his mind and kills Vorbis*
O happy dagger, this is thy sheath duder. 
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Nobody really understood why Vorbis wrote:
O happy dagger, this is thy sheath duder.
But I'd give Waisztarroz a kick in the balls.
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Palador ChibiDragon probably says this to all the girls:
Parce
Burger
Tal
wtf..
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Tal NSFW!! had this to say about Knight Rider:
wtf..
Parce is towards the middle of the alphabet. Burger's towards the begining. I needed someone towards the end for balance. Yours was the first somewhat fitting name that caught my eye.
After all, if I'm allowed to murder three people and get away with it, do you really think I'm going to stop at just two? Hell no, I'm going to kill the third just for some random fun.
Don't think I hate you. I just wanted a random passerby to be the third target. And you were it. 
Hmm...
Second, Parcelan would be forever banished to Canada. Har har har.
Third, I'd get a list of 20 random people and roll a dice. Then, it's ninja time.
Well, maybe not you.. And you... And I don't like your hat.
Bah, I can't remember who I have reasons to kill besides Parcelan. Don't get me wrong, there were people with higher priority, but I haven't talked to them in so long, I forgot who they were.
Too bad it has to be EC people. I have a couple coworkers whose disappearance would make life easier.
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Ares had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I love you all.Well, maybe not you.. And you... And I don't like your hat.
What's wrong with my hat?
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Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
and probably a furry, or someone whose name begins in Z.
Sean hates me! 
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Zephyer Kyuukaze impressed everyone with:
Sean hates me!
Sean hates everybody, its a natural defense mechanism. ^.^
<snuggles Zephy and hands him a cookie>
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Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about Robocop:
Sean hates me!
I didn't even think of you. Double trouble.
It's not something people hear about.
Tal seems to fall into the second category, especially given that he's got this impulse, like a dog that spastically shits uncontrollably on the carpet whenever there's a loud noise, to take shots at Lyinar...EVEN THOUGH the past two times he did it he got bit on the ass by his own actions. EVEN THOUGH at last count he made the quintessential flame poster error (IE saying he was doing to get a rise out of someone; way to go, btw, Tal. Scuttle that sinking ship of credibility.)
I dunno. Maybe he's trying to make a name for himself as that guy who won't shut the fuck up. At least when Parce and I were on bad terms, Parce could land blows that would sting the old ego.
So I'd probably put him out of his misery. Whoopee.
Dunno that I'd really need to kill anyone else after that. Unless Tal rose as a zombie, in which case I'd have to kill him again. Can I trade in a kill for some maimings? I want to maim Mightion's brain's pun-making sectors.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
Three EverCresters without any consequences, who would it be?And if you don't like murder, let's just say banish to Canada or ban from the boards, anyways.
I'd get rid of RedMage, Alek Saege and JooJooFlop.
I'm tempted to say Maho, but he's just a passing sickness. The others are diseases.
So go ahead
Wow, you know I exist. Then again, it would be hard not to .
I don't know people well enough to say that someone bugs me. Somthor's gone so that eliminates him. Yup, I stand by what I said. 
Death of Rats too, because he is too cute and should suffer. Maybe I would just scar up his face really good.
Liam would be sent to Africa to scoop elephant poo, and work in a village selling paint-by-numbers kits to tourists.
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ACES! Another post by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
Deth Smash Puny Human!
Now, I hope I didnt need to explain this part, but When I killed Lyinar, her mouthpiece here would go right along with her.
But, I would have to make it interesting for Dethypoo.
First, I would have to skin Lyinar's corpse. The whole thing.Then chop up the carcass into big meaty chunks, and boil the fat from the body, which would be later rendered to make Tallow, with which, I would make candles. Then, I would hire young boys to run about london, tossing chunks of Lyinar out to stray dogs, while yelling "JEZEBEL" at the very top of thier little lungs. These same boys would be employed later, to gather the bits and pieces of her bones, and put them into a pillowcase, for me to beat Delphi with, before I killed him.
Now, back to the skin. I would tan Lyinar's pockmarked hide, and dye it carefully, to cover up those stretch marks. Then cut it into long, thin strips, and weave it, into a nice, pretty round cord, attaching one end, her face, to a wooden handle. The other end, which would be her discoloured flapping labia of doom, would be crafted into the lash.
This weapon would then be used to flog Deth until his roly poly corpse falls dead. While the candles made earlier are burned for a nice, gentle light. I figure if he can live pussywhipped, he can die pussywhipped too.
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Tarquinn stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
No one.But I'd give Waisztarroz a kick in the balls.
I get the feeling he won't even see this message... have you even taken me off ignore in over a year?
Apart from that, I don't know. I'd have to think about it. Khyron fucked around with this message on 06-15-2004 at 12:03 PM.
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Katrinity's account was hax0red to write:
As a student of death, you lack imagination, Tal.
I'll kill you tonight while I'm at work, Kat..
(Besides, I actually could make whip out of an entire human hide.. read a book about it in like, 9th grade..)
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*Tal* had this to say about dark elf butts:
Blah Blah Blah
Figured that would draw you out of the woodwork. I scan the boards maybe twice a day, but without fail...if I post something, you seem to crop up shortly thereafter.
I mean you start whole threads to get a rise out of us. You're like that yapping little pup in the old cartoons who follows the big bruiser around. I don't profess to be one of the big dogs around these parts, but really Tal. Give it up. Any moron with a thesaurus and a copy of an S&M magazine can concoct the sort of imagery you like to cook up when someone hits a little too close to home.
Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't resort to numerated insults like you did in the sword thread. And I'm positively shocked you haven't degenerated farther into your usual barrage of tried-and-true namecalling. Get truly creative!
Dealing with you is like dealing with an ill-mannered 13 year old. You've got all these horny hormones coursing through your veins and you've got some dirty pictures to post and suddenly you think you're the end-all, be-all. You swagger around, namecalling, looking to get a rise out of people for (your own professed reason) of seeing if you can. You aren't flaming for any real purpose other than to support your own apparently frail ego, which is what separates you from truly noteworthy flamers.
So it usually goes:
Tal: Flame! Flame on Lyinar!
Deth: Oi...fucktard ahoy.
Tal: Pussywhipped! Pussywhipped! Graphically lewd ripoffs from whatever S&M rag I bought this month!
Deth: Someone wash this kid's mouth out with soap and send him to his room.
The only thing that embarrasses me in all this isn't that I defend my sweetheart, it's that I keep responding to you.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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*Tal* was listening to Cher while typing:
I'll kill you tonight while I'm at work, Kat..(Besides, I actually could make whip out of an entire human hide.. read a book about it in like, 9th grade..)
You'd better be more inventive for me! Lyinar's and Deth's deaths are ho-hum, old and cliche.
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Katrinity had this to say:
You'd better be more inventive for me! Lyinar's and Deth's deaths are ho-hum, old and cliche.
He's giving your still-warm body to me.
I'd call that inventive.
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Katrinity said:
brrrrains!
Mortious hangs a sign over his forehead, that reads, "Out To Lunch".
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about (_|_):
I want to maim Mightion's brain's pun-making sectors.
Why, I oughta give you a piece of my mind!! Oh, wait....
Who would I murder? Those who truly deserve death (Paul554) are gone, and not worth the shotgun shell anyway.
There's no one here who pisses me off enough for me to want their death, and I'm not one to gratituously murder people. I prefer to righteously muder people.
It takes more effort to actively hate than it does to just ignore.
