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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-18-2004 11:12:55 PM
I post to bring this thread to page two.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-18-2004 11:13:56 PM
quote:
From the book of Drysart, chapter 3, verse 16:
Oh, so you're voting for Bush.

Well I - what?

oh yeah, that.




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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-18-2004 11:15:48 PM
Don't write in Parcelan! I'll be assassinated!
Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-18-2004 11:16:56 PM
quote:
Maradon! came out of the closet to say:
Kerry openly opposes gay marriage as well, but I guess that depends on who's asking him and what state he's in at the time

Kerry is against gay "marriage" but for civil unions guaranteed to have the same rights and privileges as marriage. This article explains it rather clearly. People who don't understand nuance like to paint that as him being on both sides of the issue. Of course, I'm sure you'd never stoop to such an anti-intellectual "hurr kerry flip flops" stance by ignoring the facts, right?

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 05-18-2004 11:22:47 PM
Well, the last election was a pain in the ass, too. Gore wouldn't have handled September 11 very well, but Bush has been restricting our rights. Naturally, existing as a country is more important, but still... it'd be nice if we could actually get a true 3- or 4-party system. (in fact, 4 makes a lot of sense.)

Waisz fucked around with this message on 05-18-2004 at 11:23 PM.

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-19-2004 12:06:08 AM
quote:
Maradon! spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Kerry openly opposes gay marriage as well, but I guess that depends on who's asking him and what state he's in at the time

Azizza has shown me the truth...what's the date set for the gay marriage between you and CBTao?

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-19-2004 12:45:07 AM
The way I see it, it's pretty simple.

Let's say there's a 24 year old woman. She's going to get married.

There is a 26 year old man, and a 26 year old woman. Neither of them are related to her, or have any other problems (physical, mental, social, or moral) to keep them from being married to her.

If the man tries to marry her, it's legal.
If the woman tries to marry her, it's illegal.

The difference between legal and illegal? Just gender. It's legal for a man, but illegal for a woman.

And that's just wrong.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Steven Steve
posted 05-19-2004 12:52:53 AM
Yeah, there really should be gay civil unions, it would help keep homosexuals faithful and therefore lower HIV rates
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Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-19-2004 01:09:07 AM
Mark this day on the calendar, it's a first. I hereby conclude that Bush is a fool and open myself to the mockery of all who have seen my rampant support for Bush thus far. He's directly contradicting himself in the speech ("All Americans have a right to be heard in this."). I don't approve of gay marriage, as you all know, but I have no grounds aside from my own personal beliefs and preferences to base it on; despite this disapproval, I have to say that Bush has no place saying anything about it. He's playing the politician game a little too much for my taste. Yeah, every politician plays it, but he's treating like it's a football game in Texas. Waaaaay too much enthusiasm. I don't think I'll vote as I don't see either of the major candidates as acceptable. Maybe I'll write in Drysart or Mickey Mouse.

quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about John Romero:
Yeah, there really should be gay civil unions, it would help keep homosexuals faithful and therefore lower HIV rates

Marriage hasn't kept heterosexuals faithful. What makes you think it'll keep homosexuals faithful? Aside from that, HIV is spread by heterosexuals more than homosexuals.

Maho fucked around with this message on 05-19-2004 at 01:10 AM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-19-2004 01:15:13 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon obviously shouldn't have said:
The way I see it, it's pretty simple.

Let's say there's a 24 year old woman. She's going to get married.

There is a 26 year old man, and a 26 year old woman. Neither of them are related to her, or have any other problems (physical, mental, social, or moral) to keep them from being married to her.

If the man tries to marry her, it's legal.
If the woman tries to marry her, it's illegal.

The difference between legal and illegal? Just gender. It's legal for a man, but illegal for a woman.

And that's just wrong.



But why have the not being related as a part of it even? You are still limiting the rights of people just not the people you agree with in this case. Ok so incest can cause abnormal births. (something that is actually disputed in single generation cases) Then force the people to be on birth control or to get abortions if pregnancy occurs. After all you have no problem with abortion right? So why not use it as a tool to allow people to marry within their family.

Laws by their very definition limit our freedoms. Their goal is to limit freedoms in such a way that society as a whole benefits from the laws. We can't go out and kill someone without repercussions. This is a limitation on our freedom. But not one that you hear people screaming about.

There were laws put in place to prohibit Gay people from even having a relationship. These have been all lifted or pretty much ignored. Something I agree was a good thing. Gay people are fine by me.

Then we had hate crimes legislations and we were told that we had to treat gay people, and others, different. Like they were "special" A crime against a gay person is worse than the same crime against a strait person. And god forbid that it is a black gay person. They should just shoot the suspect one he spot. This I did not like at all. it elevates some groups over others just liker Affirmative action does.

Now people want to pass laws saying that it is legal for Gay people to Marry. Some argue that this just gives them the same rights as strait people. I argue that it is something we don't need in this country.
It opens a Pandora box that we just dont' need to be touching.

What next? Special rights for boyfriends and girlfriends. After all why should you have to go though all that trouble of getting married to get all the benefits. Not to mention the situations I have already mentioned. Inter family, roommates just looking for a tax break, Perhaps you think the family pet should earn you the same exemptions as a wife.

The slippery slope argument is valid because we are already sliding down it.
You don't like morals? Fine move the fuck out of the country then. Their are certain morals and values that this country was founded on. Some people want us to forget that and use the guise of "separation of church and state" News flash. This has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with what the people consider right and wrong. And while on that note. It is Freedom OF religion, not Freedom FROM religion. Just because you dont' believe doesn't' mean you have to file a lawsuit every time someone says a prayer in front of you. Get the fuck over it.

Ok I am done. I need sleep.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 05-19-2004 01:20:26 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote:
Yeah, there really should be gay civil unions, it would help keep homosexuals faithful and therefore lower HIV rates


i know that was meant to be helpful, or hopefully you were just trying to be funny (and failing) but otherwise thats horribly ignorant.

Have a good day!

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-19-2004 01:24:12 AM
now we're just getting silly.

You have a guy and a girl dating and getting married. Then have a kid. Nothing wrong with that, right?

Now, we have say, a man and a man dating, then want to get married. Then adopt a kid. What's wrong with that?

Seriously, if you're going to use the moral path, seperation of church and state. Who says it's moraly wrong? Church. State shouldn't be swayed by that then.

Ok.. then, economicaly. Uh.. Where will it be bad? It's two people getting married. Reguardless gender. It's two people who want to be legaly(which means they don't have to go to the church, they can go to the state) to get hitched.

Maybe it's just me, but I really don't see the huge problem about same gender marrage. Other then those who are moraly appauled by something different.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-19-2004 01:36:29 AM
I'll take the liberty of striking out the parts where you drift from the subject at hand, and try to cloud the issue that I have stated.

quote:
Azizza rode by in a mouse drawn chariot while shouting:
But why have the not being related as a part of it even? You are still limiting the rights of people just not the people you agree with in this case. Ok so incest can cause abnormal births. (something that is actually disputed in single generation cases) Then force the people to be on birth control or to get abortions if pregnancy occurs. After all you have no problem with abortion right? So why not use it as a tool to allow people to marry within their family.

Laws by their very definition limit our freedoms. Their goal is to limit freedoms in such a way that society as a whole benefits from the laws. We can't go out and kill someone without repercussions. This is a limitation on our freedom. But not one that you hear people screaming about.

There were laws put in place to prohibit Gay people from even having a relationship. These have been all lifted or pretty much ignored. Something I agree was a good thing. Gay people are fine by me.

Then we had hate crimes legislations and we were told that we had to treat gay people, and others, different. Like they were "special" A crime against a gay person is worse than the same crime against a strait person. And god forbid that it is a black gay person. They should just shoot the suspect one he spot. This I did not like at all. it elevates some groups over others just liker Affirmative action does.

Now people want to pass laws saying that it is legal for Gay people to Marry. Some argue that this just gives them the same rights as straight people. I argue that it is something we don't need in this country.
It opens a Pandora box that we just dont' need to be touching.

What next? Special rights for boyfriends and girlfriends. After all why should you have to go though all that trouble of getting married to get all the benefits. Not to mention the situations I have already mentioned. Inter family, roommates just looking for a tax break, Perhaps you think the family pet should earn you the same exemptions as a wife.

The slippery slope argument is valid because we are already sliding down it.
You don't like morals? Fine move the fuck out of the country then. Their are certain morals and values that this country was founded on. Some people want us to forget that and use the guise of "separation of church and state" News flash. This has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with what the people consider right and wrong. And while on that note. It is Freedom OF religion, not Freedom FROM religion. Just because you dont' believe doesn't' mean you have to file a lawsuit every time someone says a prayer in front of you. Get the fuck over it.

Ok I am done. I need sleep.


The issue I've stated is simple. There is something that can differ from legal to illegal based PURELY on gender. Please address this issue when dealing with my views on it, or move on to someone else. Don't try to hide behind other issues and arguments that do not relate to my point.

And speaking of my point, how would you know my views on abortion? Care to show where I've stated them to the board at any point during my time here? If not, please stop pretending that you know what you clearly do not.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-19-2004 02:05:40 AM
quote:
Maho had this to say about Knight Rider:
Aside from that, HIV is spread by heterosexuals more than homosexuals.

Actually, shared needles is one of the leading causes.

I'd dig up a study, but I'm too tired, or whatever.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-19-2004 02:05:53 AM
quote:
Drysart wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Of course, I'm sure you'd never stoop to such an anti-intellectual "hurr kerry flip flops" stance by ignoring the facts, right?

You like him voting against the 1991 Gulf War, which he now says he supports? And like him voting for the 2003 Gulf War, which he now says he opposes?

Nah, he'd never do anything like that.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-19-2004 02:30:37 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Duck Tales:
Actually, shared needles is one of the leading causes.

I'd dig up a study, but I'm too tired, or whatever.


Good point, I'd forgotten that one. I was referring to sexual transmission, but the needle sharing is another big one that stands above transmission via homosexual intercourse.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-19-2004 02:43:21 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Callalron!
You like him voting against the 1991 Gulf War, which he now says he supports? And like him voting for the 2003 Gulf War, which he now says he opposes?

Nah, he'd never do anything like that.


But a good conservative never changes his mind.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-19-2004 03:23:17 AM
There's nothing wrong with changing your mind. Everyone does that to some extent or another. Kerry, on the other hand, flips more than the entire Women's Olympic Gymnastics team on various issues. And he's not doing this in the vein of "I have closely studied the issue and as a result of new information I have changed my position from A to B." He's seems to be changing his viewpoint based on the latest opinion poll or whatever's politically expedient or based on what group he's talking to. Bush, whether you like him or not, leaves no doubt about his stand on an issue and he doesn't much deviate from the line.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-19-2004 03:52:54 AM
Nina
posted 05-19-2004 03:53:25 AM
Which is why, next elections, I will vote for Space Aliens!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-19-2004 05:27:19 AM
quote:
Nina's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Which is why, next elections, I will vote for Space Aliens!

You fool. Canadians can't vote, they aren't bred to do it. And Canadian politicians and elected officials aren't elected, they're hatched.

Everyone knows that.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-19-2004 09:14:18 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Palador ChibiDragon said:
I'll take the liberty of striking out the parts where you drift from the subject at hand, and try to cloud the issue that I have stated.

The issue I've stated is simple. There is something that can differ from legal to illegal based PURELY on gender. Please address this issue when dealing with my views on it, or move on to someone else. Don't try to hide behind other issues and arguments that do not relate to my point.

And speaking of my point, how would you know my views on abortion? Care to show where I've stated them to the board at any point during my time here? If not, please stop pretending that you know what you clearly do not.


It is hard to address ay issue if you immediately call any argument wrong. You are set in your views and consider everyone else wrong. You consider yourself somehow superior because you feel differently than others. And you think your vague attempt at humor makes you somehow more "right". Quite pathetic. Either address the points I brought up or sit down and be quiet.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 05-19-2004 09:35:02 AM
quote:
Nina had this to say about Knight Rider:
Which is why, next elections, I will vote for Space Aliens!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-19-2004 09:57:09 AM
Cthulhu for President!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-19-2004 10:40:06 AM
quote:
Azizza obviously shouldn't have said:
It is hard to address ay issue if you immediately call any argument wrong. You are set in your views and consider everyone else wrong. You consider yourself somehow superior because you feel differently than others. And you think your vague attempt at humor makes you somehow more "right". Quite pathetic. Either address the points I brought up or sit down and be quiet.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-19-2004 10:43:22 AM
Azizza has defined it for us.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-19-2004 10:53:44 AM
Ya'll fail to see my point....CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT!!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 05-19-2004 11:15:39 AM
I'm a fundie christian, but...

Marriage is a religious term. The state shouldn't be sanctioning or disallowing them. Marriage is between you, your partner, and some sort of deity thing. For tax benefits and societal recognition of your pairing, we have civil unions. Anyone should be able to get a civil union with whoever else, as long as they're both adults, and get the benefits and responsibilities therein.

Whether marriage is something thats heterosexual only is a matter of how the church doing it feels. Separation of church and state goes both ways.

Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-19-2004 11:25:23 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
The definition of irony.

Is that a ninja behind them?

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-19-2004 11:28:23 AM
quote:
Azizza got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
It is hard to address ay issue if you immediately call any argument wrong. You are set in your views and consider everyone else wrong. You consider yourself somehow superior because you feel differently than others. And you think your vague attempt at humor makes you somehow more "right". Quite pathetic. Either address the points I brought up or sit down and be quiet.

Azizza. You brought up entirely different points. You started a completely new argument that's remotely in the same arena. He wants you to address his points, not other points that, while similar, were never mentioned by him.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-19-2004 11:34:44 AM
Give me one reason why commited homosexual relationships are immoral.

And "the Bible says so" can not be a reason for this argument.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-19-2004 11:45:04 AM
quote:
Blindy's account was hax0red to write:
Give me one reason why commited homosexual relationships are immoral.

And "the Bible says so" can not be a reason for this argument.


The bible also sanctions selling your youngest daughter into slavery...

What does that have to do with this? Well... in today's world, we can't go selling our kids off to slavery. So.. why is that part of the bible not followed, but yet the problem with homosexuality is?

Noxhil
Pancake
posted 05-19-2004 12:31:54 PM
I don't understand why we don't just abolish marriages in government all together and make civil unions...?
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 05-19-2004 12:40:12 PM
I remember Snoota whipping out Hebrews and owning the Biblical argument.

That ruled.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-19-2004 06:45:38 PM
quote:
Blindy had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Give me one reason why commited homosexual relationships are immoral.

And "the Bible says so" can not be a reason for this argument.


Gays eat babies.

Steven Steve
posted 05-19-2004 06:52:57 PM
quote:
frolicking imp was naked while typing this:
i know that was meant to be helpful, or hopefully you were just trying to be funny (and failing) but otherwise thats horribly ignorant.

Have a good day!


Are you going to tell me why or are you just going to be an airbrained bitch and continue to pretend you "owned" me?

"Have a good day! " How clever.

Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 05-19-2004 at 06:57 PM.

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- Silvast, Battle.net forums

frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 05-21-2004 01:46:53 AM
why does everyone take everything I say in such a negative tone? I was not trying to "own" you in anyway shape or form, I was just pointing out how unwarrented your comment was. It wasn't meant to be mean, just a statment of how I observed it, giving you a chane to possibly correct me and prove that you meant it in a differnt manner. The "have a good day" was sincere, not sarcastic. But alas, you choose to take a differnt approach to my comment. Oh well, such is life.
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-21-2004 02:23:10 AM
*buys Impy*

Always wanted to own one of these...

frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 05-21-2004 02:25:16 AM
Hey! I was not aware I saw for sale! *pouts*
Hi Pvednes! *huggles*
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-21-2004 02:44:06 AM
quote:
Kegwen said:
Azizza. You brought up entirely different points. You started a completely new argument that's remotely in the same arena. He wants you to address his points, not other points that, while similar, were never mentioned by him.

Yep.

quote:
Liam said:
Azizza has defined it for us.

Yep again.

Azizza, my question still stands.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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