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Topic: Ding dong, he's finally gone.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-13-2004 02:28:52 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Katrinity said this:
Psst, I'm being melodramatic!

<pokes Zephy then goes on with her plodding through the wasteland>


Oh, okay!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Sean
posted 05-13-2004 02:29:02 PM
*sits there, eyeing his present cautiously as the others open theirs; most of whom come to regret it. After several long minutes of hesitation he opens it and peers inside*
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-13-2004 02:33:39 PM
noticing that most presents turned out to be bad things, he sells his present on e-bay as a mysterious haunted box of unknown orgin
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 05-13-2004 02:37:40 PM
*Blows his present up at a safe distance, hopefully near the hiding goons, returning afterwards to see if anything worthwhile is left*
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-13-2004 02:43:23 PM
*draws up a contract to open his present!*

Gydyon; sign here, here, over here, here, here, there, initial here, here, here, and here.

Now, prick your finger and sign in blood here, here, and initial here. Okay, all done!

I found it particularly amusing when he was blacklisted the final day and had posted news stories that were the usual shitass cut & paste job; then bumped them because "They hadn't been noticed for 24 hours!"

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-13-2004 03:01:32 PM
*eyes her present*

*Puts up a thorny shield around her, then opens it*


Hey 'Sage, how's tricks?

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-13-2004 03:03:25 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's fortune cookie read:

I found it particularly amusing when he was blacklisted the final day and had posted news stories that were the usual shitass cut & paste job; then bumped them because "They hadn't been noticed for 24 hours!"


Did he really bump them? He KNEW he was blacklisted! That makes even less sense than usual

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-13-2004 03:06:50 PM
Yeah, he did. http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=056353

And can someone please tell me when Nicole moved to Australia?

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2004 03:09:31 PM
Too bad, al the other presents had candy in them!


with explosives inside

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 05-13-2004 03:10:30 PM

* mesmerizing *

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-13-2004 04:18:47 PM
*opens his present*
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-13-2004 04:23:27 PM
All I have to say that hasn't already been mentioned about Somthor's habits/abilities is this: whew. It's about damn time.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-13-2004 04:36:10 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Gydyon wrote:
Too bad, al the other presents had candy in them!


with explosives inside


Candy! With explosives inside!

*laughs to himself while putting the candy in the fridge at work*

This'll teach those bastards to keep stealing my food out of the fridge. Heh heh heh.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2004 04:49:05 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
*opens his present*

I tried to give you Rosa, but she.....resisted.

*wraps his arms in more bandages*

Ow. I need better goons.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2004 04:50:20 PM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about Robocop:

* mesmerizing *


You are goonproof, I am afraid, by marriage. Have a cheesecake.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-13-2004 04:52:56 PM
It's cool. Hey, you can help me check the traps for her.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-13-2004 04:59:33 PM
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
William Tate
Pancake
posted 05-13-2004 05:01:52 PM
From what I hear he was banned because A few people signed up for a one year subscription in order to have it done.

What will you do If he decides to Offer Drysart the same deal to Come back?


Back to lurking mode.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-13-2004 05:07:25 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by William Tate:
From what I hear he was banned because A few people signed up for a one year subscription in order to have it done.

What will you do If he decides to Offer Drysart the same deal to Come back?


Back to lurking mode.


Depends if Drys accepts the offer. *shrugs*

Gravity'sAngel
Pancake
posted 05-13-2004 06:08:54 PM
I have a very bad feeling about the new purple name...
Still refusing to play WoW.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-13-2004 06:10:42 PM
quote:
William Tate had this to say about dark elf butts:
From what I hear he was banned because A few people signed up for a one year subscription in order to have it done.

What will you do If he decides to Offer Drysart the same deal to Come back?

Back to lurking mode.


If it was simply an arrangement like that, I doubt Drysart would have agreed. But Somthor wasn't unjustly disliked. He pissed people off. He wasn't liked by many people at all. He was blacklisted at least twice, maybe 3 times total. He stated time and again that he didn't care how we felt, that he would only leave if he was forcibly removed from the forums by Drysart.

So he was. And I honestly doubt he'll come back. Look at his track record. He's been banned from other forums, and he never seems to heartbroken over it. He's had an entire section of a message board devoted to his stupidity, but he doesn't learn a lesson. He just shrugs, moves on, finds a new board to infect, and trolls away there until he's banned.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-13-2004 06:12:45 PM
quote:
Gravity'sAngel's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I have a very bad feeling about the new purple name...

He's already got me on ignore, indicating some form of vendetta.

Either he's a Somthor sympathizer or Somthor himself come back.

Meowser
Pancake
posted 05-13-2004 06:33:29 PM
Noticed the nice shiny subscriber symbol next to your name there. With silver spot at a high those 30 sheckles had to cost a bundle.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-13-2004 06:43:18 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
He's already got me on ignore, indicating some form of vendetta.

Either he's a Somthor sympathizer or Somthor himself come back.


I don't know. Meowser seems more likely to be the culprit. Well, judging by the 5-13-2004 registration date, and Somthor's old sigpic, at least.

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 05-13-2004 06:44:03 PM
quote:
Khyron said this about your mom:
I don't know. Meowser seems more likely to be the culprit. Well, judging by the 5-13-2004 registration date, and Somthor's old sigpic, at least.

I don't see any sigpic.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-13-2004 06:45:28 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Tegadil wrote:
I don't see any sigpic.

Somthor's old sigpic. I seem to recall a few with cats in them. At least the most current one before he was banned, the one of the cat with the violin.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-13-2004 06:45:31 PM
He meant that Somthor used a couple Cat based sig pics.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 05-13-2004 06:50:50 PM
quote:
From the book of Azizza, chapter 3, verse 16:
He meant that Somthor used a couple Cat based sig pics.

Yeah, I just got that. I thought he meant he was using the same sig pic.

Nina
posted 05-13-2004 06:56:19 PM
Jeez, you talk more about this guy's departure than when he was here. How... grand.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-13-2004 06:57:50 PM
Thinking apathy made you cool was so 1998.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2004 07:07:58 PM
quote:
Snoota wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Thinking apathy made you cool was so 1998.

And 1999, and 2000, and 2001, and 2002..........but it's cool, yo!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-13-2004 07:15:29 PM
Softm lasers?

And this Meowser seems to have inherited Somthor's mannerisms and spelling. Hmm

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 05-13-2004 at 07:17 PM.




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Steven Steve
posted 05-13-2004 07:39:02 PM
Ha ha ha, you paid money to ban someone from an Everquest forum that doesn't belong to you
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-13-2004 07:46:19 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about pies:
Cookies for all my friends!

*Stands over the plate, brandishing a veritable armory of military hardware*

Who's first?


nice hardware sir! *takes a cookie and donates a quarter*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Zair
The Imp
posted 05-13-2004 07:57:52 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Robocop:
Ha ha ha, you paid money to ban someone from an Everquest forum that doesn't belong to you

And then he made a new account anyway.

Meowser
Pancake
posted 05-13-2004 08:17:47 PM
You know looking back at history one might learn that Somthor spent four years trying to get into a guild he wanted to belong to in everquest. That speaks volumes for his persistance.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-13-2004 08:18:50 PM
Hi Somthor
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-13-2004 08:19:12 PM
quote:
Meowser was listening to Cher while typing:
You know looking back at history one might learn that Somthor spent four years trying to get into a guild he wanted to belong to in everquest. That speaks volumes for his persistance.

Looking back, I remember Somthor saying that all it would ever take for him to leave would be for Drysart to tell him to.

That speaks volumes for his honesty.

Meowser
Pancake
posted 05-13-2004 08:22:11 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
Looking back, I remember Somthor saying that all it would ever take for him to leave would be for Drysart to tell him to.

That speaks volumes for his honesty.


you see the post where Drysart asked him to leave?

Razor
posted 05-13-2004 08:23:13 PM
quote:
Meowser's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
you see the post where Drysart asked him to leave?

The post is called the banned page.

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