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Cherveny's fortune cookie read:
Presents...from a lawyer....Is there an EULA, license, terms of use, or other such contract involved on the receipt of said present?
I'm glad Somthor's gone. I usually was able to just ignore his posts, but he had a major, disruptive effect on the boards, and ended up sidetracking many, many threads. IMHO, the boards will be better for the lack of him (until the next troll is lured into the boards, and we go through this all again.)
Open the present and find out! 
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(and billing you for it) since 2001
*As the present is opened, beautiful colored sparkles slowly drift up from the wrapping. Softm undulating laser beams fill the room with dazzling designs and colors. Beautiful soft fireworks explode with beautiful renditions of the celebration of Somthor's demise*
*While the pretty display captivates your attention, one of Gydyon's goons hits you with a bat and takes your money....and cookies* Gydyon fucked around with this message on 05-13-2004 at 11:42 AM.
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Gydyon stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Here you go, Kat!*As the present is opened, beautiful colored sparkles slowly drift up from the wrapping. Softm undulating laser beams fill the room with dazzling designs and colors. Beautiful soft fireworks explode with beautiful renditions of the celebration of Somthor's demise*
*While the pretty display captivates your attention, one of Gydyon's goons hits you with a bat and takes your money....and cookies*
So prettOOF! <falls forward with a ringing in her ears and head> Ouchie...
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We were all impressed when Blindy wrote:
Maybe bloodsage will come back now.
As has been stated in a hundred other threads, Sage hasn't been around much because of work. Every so often I see him on the Who's Online in the butt crack of the night, but when I refresh, he's usually gone.
I could never believe that Sage would be run off by one moron's idiocy.
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Verily, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael doth proclaim:
As has been stated in a hundred other threads, Sage hasn't been around much because of work. Every so often I see him on the Who's Online in the butt crack of the night, but when I refresh, he's usually gone.I could never believe that Sage would be run off by one moron's idiocy.
Agreed. I do, however, beleive that perhaps this thread might be sufficient to lure him back, at least to post his thoughts on the subject 
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If Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was a glacier, they'd be a fast one:
As has been stated in a hundred other threads, Sage hasn't been around much because of work. Every so often I see him on the Who's Online in the butt crack of the night, but when I refresh, he's usually gone.I could never believe that Sage would be run off by one moron's idiocy.
The circumstances would indicate otherwise. His last posts were demanding his ban and his demands were denied by drysart.
Now the stuff on the second-third page that hasn't changed since for days.
Pvednes fucked around with this message on 05-13-2004 at 12:44 PM.
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So quoth Gydyon:
Doesn't anyone else want to open their present?
*takes a deep breath to steady himself and starts to open the present*
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*Opens his present*
Holy shit. We did all get a gift!
Good to see you Man.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Verily, Bloodsage doth proclaim:
*Opens his present*
Somthor is gone. Gydyon is happy, and gives out gifts. Callalron is happy, and I'm hoping he'll give out booze. Or at least, let me fire his AK-47 some. And now Bloodsage is here!
This thread is getting better and better!
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If I had a nickle for every time Bloodsage said:
*Opens his present*
Welcome back, we missed you!
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Azizza impressed everyone with:
*takes a deep breath to steady himself and starts to open the present*
*As the present is opened, beautiful colored sparkles slowly drift up from the wrapping. Softm undulating laser beams fill the room with dazzling designs and colors. Beautiful soft fireworks explode with beautiful renditions of the celebration of Somthor's demise*
*While the pretty display captivates your attention, one of Gydyon's goons hits you with a bat and takes your money....and your guns* Gydyon fucked around with this message on 05-13-2004 at 01:21 PM.
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Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
*Opens his present*
*As the present is opened, beautiful colored sparkles slowly drift up from the wrapping. Softm undulating laser beams fill the room with dazzling designs and colors. Beautiful soft fireworks explode with beautiful renditions of the celebration of Somthor's demise*
*While the pretty display captivates your attention, one of Gydyon's goons taps you politely on the shoulder and gives you Kat's cookies and Azizza's guns*
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Delidgamond stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I opened up my present and it was a decapitated horse head
But it was a Canadian horse! I honor you!
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Bloodsage I missed you
*opens her present, thinking that nothing can be as wonderful as the banning of Somthor*
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Oh Gydyon. Oh Gydyon! Oh Gydyon!!;
But it was a Canadian horse! I honor you!
honour
hiya bloodsage!!!!
*Stands over the plate, brandishing a veritable armory of military hardware*
Who's first?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Verily, Bloodsage doth proclaim:
Cookies for all my friends!*Stands over the plate, brandishing a veritable armory of military hardware*
Who's first?
Can I hump your leg instead? Cookies just go straight to my ass.
*While the pretty display captivates your attention, one of Gydyon's goons hits you with a bat and takes your money....and something of value that fits in with your shtick since too many of you responded at once*
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--Satan, quoted by John Milton
*runs to hump 'Sage's leg*
HUMP HUMP HUMP unfunfunfunf! Nae fucked around with this message on 05-13-2004 at 02:04 PM.
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* opens his present and peers inside...
What the...?
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Katrinity had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Oow...cooookies.....cooooooooookies...my kingdom for a cookie!
But your kingdom was cookies. What's left?
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Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about Robocop:
But your kingdom was cookies. What's left?
Psst, I'm being melodramatic!
<pokes Zephy then goes on with her plodding through the wasteland>
