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Topic: The Gay Test
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-25-2004 07:31:11 PM
30% gay, omgz.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-25-2004 07:38:21 PM
You are 61% GAY!

That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!

Suddar
posted 02-25-2004 07:41:32 PM
40%
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-25-2004 07:46:48 PM
quote:
You are 18% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!

Here's how you compare:

people less gay than you (1%)
people just as gay as you (0%)
people gayer than you (97%)


Well that solves that. *shrug*

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 02-25-2004 07:56:56 PM
quote:
Delidgamond enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'm going to convert Ocy.

Very doubtful.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-25-2004 07:57:58 PM
Oh, you can't resist this piece of meat.

You know you hunger for the cock.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Razor
posted 02-25-2004 08:01:01 PM
30%
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 02-25-2004 08:06:08 PM
19%, only RIG is more manly than I.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-25-2004 08:09:34 PM
You are 17% GAY!
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-25-2004 08:10:33 PM
quote:
Verily, Bajah doth proclaim:
You are 17% GAY!

At least it's only another Texan beating me. hehe

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 02-25-2004 08:11:26 PM
Funny how people from Texas are the ones going under 20%.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 02-25-2004 08:14:58 PM
You are 17% gay.

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!

People less gay than you (1%)
People just as gay as you (0%)
People gayer than you (98%)

Boo-ya!

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-25-2004 08:15:41 PM
42%

yeah, woo.

i'm such a fag

nem-x
posted 02-25-2004 08:18:14 PM
Gadani
U
posted 02-25-2004 08:27:52 PM
quote:
Fizodeth's fortune cookie read:
19%
 
can you please fix my title
posted 02-25-2004 11:07:03 PM
18% gay but then im a prude, I was happy to learn that A) was the corect choice. Not sure why but Im pretty good at picking out whats real from what not, at least where girls are concerned
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
 
can you please fix my title
posted 02-25-2004 11:22:49 PM
GURU
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler )


Somthor
Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.

Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.

well this proves I have a personality unfortunatly I have never smoked anything so its partialy wrong

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Suddar
posted 02-25-2004 11:24:01 PM
gg gj
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 02-25-2004 11:33:17 PM
26% here.

I thought I was going to be in trouble before I took the test, since I like classical music, good wines, art museums, etc; things some people see as "gay".

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-25-2004 11:36:46 PM
24%
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-25-2004 11:55:03 PM
You are 31% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is 32% gay!
Tal At Work
Pancake
posted 02-26-2004 12:41:13 AM
28%
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-26-2004 01:09:12 AM
My mom took this and got a 45
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-26-2004 01:16:40 AM
You are 50% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!

I walk the line.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-26-2004 01:28:41 AM
quote:
Neeecole had this to say about Knight Rider:
You are 50% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!

I walk the line.


I will pinch your ass and make make your twinkie-lovin' tushie 60% like me!

Lashanna
noob
posted 02-26-2004 01:41:51 AM
You are 40% GAY!

That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 02-26-2004 02:13:10 AM
26% gay... It was higher (36%) last time I took it, around 2 years ago.
Moo.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-26-2004 02:22:51 AM
quote:
Rebel Nae was listening to Cher while typing:
I will pinch your ass and make make your twinkie-lovin' tushie 60% like me!

So my ass will be gayer than the rest of me? Heavens! That would be quite weird!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 02-26-2004 02:50:00 AM
46%. Though I thought there were too many "butch" questions in that survey that I don't agree with.
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-26-2004 02:55:35 AM
quote:
From the book of Vernaltemptress, chapter 3, verse 16:
46%. Though I thought there were too many "butch" questions in that survey that I don't agree with.

aha! You don't shaave your legs and you wear Birkenstocks and long skirts DONTCHA!

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 02-26-2004 03:00:33 AM
I'm 68% homofag.

The world-wide gayness average is 37%.
11% of all test takers describe themselves as gay.
24 is the gayest age.
Women average 33% gay.
Men average 40%.

of men..

12% are gay.
Less than 1% of whom are in the closet.
75% of gay men have kissed a girl.
19% of straights have kissed a guy.
35% are too hairy.
38% of straight men have copped a man-feel while playing sports.
25% of whom fumbled.
17% of gay men have belonged to a frat.
11% of straight men would turn gay in jail.
The average gay male has a sex drive of 8.0
The average straight male has a sex drive of 7.7

[ 02-26-2004: Message edited by: Aury ]

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 02-26-2004 02:24:36 PM
quote:
Rebel Nae was listening to Cher while typing:
aha! You don't shaave your legs and you wear Birkenstocks and long skirts DONTCHA!


You got me pegged wrong! I do shave my legs, I don't wear Birkenstocks, and I don't wear skirts.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-26-2004 02:26:45 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Vernaltemptress said:
You got me pegged wrong! I do shave my legs, I don't wear Birkenstocks, and I don't wear skirts.


Oh.. I was describing myself! Cuz I am a hippie! Except I wear jeans all the time and I only wear skirts if I have to. But if I did wear a skirt it would be long.

Oh and my Birkenstocks are cheap knock-off's.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 02-26-2004 02:33:33 PM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about dark elf butts:
You are 24% GAY!
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 02-26-2004 02:43:44 PM
quote:
Rebel Nae wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Oh and my Birkenstocks are cheap knock-off's.

I can't wear Birkenstocks. I have narrow feet. Can't wear German style shoes either for the same reason making it hard for me to shop for new shoes.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-26-2004 02:54:21 PM
the last tiem I wore birkenstocks I re-fractured my ankle./
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-26-2004 03:07:25 PM
I have flat feet, so they actually look wide when I am stepping down, but they aren't really wide.

My favorite shoes right now are my sandals from easyspirit. They are so cushie!

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 02-26-2004 03:09:24 PM
And you have rings on your toes! How does that work when you wear sneakers?
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-26-2004 03:10:55 PM
Man.. I broke those rings! They were so cute too! They were made from clear plastic loops with rocks on them, but the plastic sucked much.
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 02-26-2004 03:31:51 PM
You are 18% GAY!


That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!

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