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Topic: The Gay Test
Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-25-2004 05:00:26 PM
Gay test
You are 23% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!


85 questions btw

[ 02-25-2004: Message edited by: Delidgamond ]

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 02-25-2004 05:06:08 PM
You are 26% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-25-2004 05:08:20 PM
You fag.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-25-2004 05:12:33 PM
I'm 56% gay!

The typical gay man is only 53% gay!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 02-25-2004 05:14:15 PM
You are 33% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-25-2004 05:15:19 PM
30%
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-25-2004 05:17:10 PM
22% gay, you rooster smokers.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-25-2004 05:18:20 PM
Fuck, I'm gayer than Karnaj
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-25-2004 05:18:32 PM
47%
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-25-2004 05:18:50 PM
You are 60% GAY!

That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!
Here's how you compare:


people less gay than you (98%)
people just as gay as you (0%)
people gayer than you (1%)


I like hot chix.

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 02-25-2004 05:19:48 PM
"You are 75% GAY!


The typical lesbian is only 45% gay!

people less gay than you (79%)
people just as gay as you (1%)
people gayer than you (18%)
"


[ 02-25-2004: Message edited by: Ocyrrhoe Trazere ]

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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 02-25-2004 05:21:39 PM
I got 43 percent saying I was a straight male.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-25-2004 05:23:04 PM
I'm going to convert Ocy.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-25-2004 05:23:57 PM
21

I failed the "Identify this tool" test because I don't know the English word for it, probably. What was it?

hey
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-25-2004 05:25:44 PM
36%.

It was a band saw.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-25-2004 05:25:54 PM
quote:
Jens had this to say about Knight Rider:
21

I failed the "Identify this tool" test because I don't know the English word for it, probably. What was it?


It's a bandsaw!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-25-2004 05:28:44 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I'm 56% gay!

The typical gay man is only 53% gay!


So wait.. I am bi and I am gayer than Zephy?

roofles!

Ryutsuke
Pancake
posted 02-25-2004 05:39:49 PM
I'm 20% Gay, that's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-25-2004 05:44:17 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Delidgamond:
You are 23% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!

Maradon!
posted 02-25-2004 05:46:16 PM
22%

Probably because I answered yes to the "What if the chick was *really* hot?" portion of the three way question, on account of I would take one end and the other dude would take the other, to prevent any possible chance of our balls slapping together.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-25-2004 05:53:56 PM
31%!
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 02-25-2004 05:54:56 PM
You are 21% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:


people less gay than you (5%)
people just as gay as you (2%)
people gayer than you (91%)

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-25-2004 06:01:53 PM
quote:
Rebel Nae thought about the meaning of life:
So wait.. I am bi and I am gayer than Zephy?

roofles!


OMG!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Ryutsuke
Pancake
posted 02-25-2004 06:03:23 PM
quote:
Maradon the Dumbleton attempted to be funny by writing:
22%

Probably because I answered yes to the "What if the chick was *really* hot?" portion of the three way question, on account of I would take one end and the other dude would take the other, to prevent any possible chance of our balls slapping together.


I answered yes to that question too but I still got 20%

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-25-2004 06:10:05 PM
You are 59% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (98%)
people just as gay as you (0%)
people gayer than you (1%)

Based on the 3,888,298 submissions before you.

well then.

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Addy
posted 02-25-2004 06:11:32 PM
You are 24% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is 32% gay!
Here's how you compare:


people less gay than you (22%)
people just as gay as you (4%)
people gayer than you (73%)

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-25-2004 06:14:07 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Captain Planet:
30%
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-25-2004 06:22:25 PM
21% gay as myself, and 14% gay as my actual character. I'm not sure if I should be ashamed that I'm gayer than my roleplaying character, or relieved.

Took the test for a few of my bisexual characters, and my enchantress turned out 49% as a straight female, and interestingly enough, 67% as a gay female. Bard was actually 59% gay as a straight male, and 42% as a gay male. To average the both of them out, Nedra turned out 58%, and Nixxius as 50.5. Kind of interesting to see if I've managed to portray them convincingly.

To further clarify why I'm interested in this aspect is that my advisor for my major has assigned me to write a piece with character(s) that are not precisely straight. My two characters here are sort of prototypes for that. Nedra is very slightly male-biased bisexual, she's actually acted out on her attractions, while Nixxius is bi-curious, he's attracted to guys, but would rarely actually make a move.

[ 02-25-2004: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 02-25-2004 06:24:49 PM
22% gay.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-25-2004 06:25:55 PM
Wait.

What?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-25-2004 06:28:42 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Azrael Heavenblade was all like:
21% gay as myself, and 14% gay as my actual character. I'm not sure if I should be ashamed that I'm gayer than my roleplaying character, or relieved.

Took the test for a few of my bisexual characters, and my enchantress turned out 49% as a straight female, and interestingly enough, 67% as a gay female. Bard was actually 59% gay as a straight male, and 42% as a gay male. To average the both of them out, Nedra turned out 58%, and Nixxius as 50.5. Kind of interesting to see if I've managed to portray them convincingly.





moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 02-25-2004 06:29:23 PM
quote:
Addy obviously shouldn't have said:
[QB][/QB]

ADDY!

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-25-2004 06:32:28 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:

See edit

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Jet
Pancake
posted 02-25-2004 06:33:07 PM
Im 80% gay...
people less gay than you (87%)
people just as gay as you (1%)
people gayer than you (11%)
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 02-25-2004 06:48:31 PM
17% gay, which puts me at 2nd percentile. Wow. I'm apparently stunningly straight. That actually kind of suprises me.

Maybe it was mentioning that my favorite part was hips (the one part that can't be faked well, to my knowledge)

[ 02-25-2004: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-25-2004 06:49:22 PM
quote:
Chalesm said this about your mom:
17% gay, which puts me at 2nd percentile. Wow. I'm apparently stunningly straight. That actually kind of suprises me.

about as suprised as i was to find out i'm 59% then lol

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diadem
eet bugz
posted 02-25-2004 06:49:51 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Delidgamond was all like:
Gay test
You are 23% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!


85 questions btw


23%

didn't get 85 questions

dancing the congo during a barmitzva is gay if there are other men in the line?

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-25-2004 06:50:56 PM
quote:
Meadhbh Ó Caoinlean had this to say about Punky Brewster:
about as suprised as i was to find out i'm 59% then lol

Couldn't you at least have kept your sig or sigpic or SOME vestige of the old you, Beaukat?




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-25-2004 06:51:24 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Couldn't you at least have kept your sig or sigpic or SOME vestige of the old you, Beaukat?

nah got bored with it.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 02-25-2004 07:01:55 PM
41%!
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