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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-21-2004 10:11:44 PM
i hvae a master's degree!

i am an oficar and a gentelman in the airforce!

the magic fairies did this for mee because fairies are beautiful

SOMTHOR: NOW WITH FAIRY DUST AND HAPPY THOUGHTS!

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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 01-21-2004 10:13:01 PM
quote:
Taeldian's fortune cookie read:
Hiya, Ruvyen.

What?! Oh no!! I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!!

THE JIG IS UP!! Run, wastebasket, RUN!!

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-21-2004 10:16:21 PM
I love walmart.



4 LIFE

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Aury ]

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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 10:16:40 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Aury wrote:
I love walmart.

no i dont

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-21-2004 10:18:32 PM
hey, no fair, it says your real name when you edit.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-21-2004 10:23:12 PM
quote:
Taeldian had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
no i dont

sure you do.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-21-2004 10:26:54 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 01-21-2004 10:28:12 PM
omgwtfbbq
Moo.
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 10:31:40 PM
the best tihng About being me

is that there's So Many of me

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-21-2004 10:33:28 PM
wtf
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-21-2004 10:41:27 PM
WOOT I got an army of mes now!!!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 01-21-2004 10:41:38 PM
I quit my job at the day care center and applied for a Management Position at Walmart today! I hope I get it!
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Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 01-21-2004 10:41:59 PM
Well, this has been an interesting night.
"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-21-2004 10:43:25 PM
On behalf of myself, I would like to apologize to Bloodsage. It was foolish of me to think I knew anything, much less mre than he. No wonder I joined the Navy, where I have to think with my asshole as opposed to my head.

So, sorry Bloodsage. Expect a few more posts from me like this

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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 10:45:17 PM
now like i was saying i know more than bloodsage about surface piercing bombs because bombs can blow up and go really deep
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-21-2004 10:46:05 PM

someone about to perfrom brainsurgery on Somthor?




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-21-2004 10:46:23 PM
like cat penis. Into cat vagina,


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-21-2004 10:53:53 PM
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Nina
posted 01-21-2004 10:57:44 PM
quote:
Vorbis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:

Promptly fall off a cliff and die ^______^

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 11:01:13 PM
JESUS FUCK MY NAME IS BEING TARNISHED
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 11:03:45 PM
quote:
Neo-Blindy impressed everyone with:
JESUS FUCK MY NAME IS BEING TARNISHED

Impossible
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 11:04:50 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Somthor:
Impossible

I THINK I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A RIDE ON THE MAN TRAIN!

MAN, I LOVE THE COCK!

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Neo-Blindy ]

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Nina
posted 01-21-2004 11:06:27 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Neo-Blindy said:
I THINK I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A RIDE ON THE MAN TRAIN!

MAN, I LOVE THE COCK!

Indeed, you do.

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-21-2004 11:08:25 PM
quote:
Nina had this to say about Tron:
Indeed, you do.

No one loves it as much as you do.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 11:08:39 PM
LET'S HAVE A GAY ORGY WITH ALL THE SWEATY MEXICAN GUARDNERS I JUST HIRED WITH MY BARRY MANTALO COLLECTION!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 01-21-2004 11:09:21 PM
hi i am somethor and i like to give cats blow jobs i mean think how good the cat feels lolololol my greatest feat in life was killing the sleeper on the pussy retard kid server RALLOS ZEK with 200 of my gay cat blowing friends it only took 6 hours time I could have spent giving a rimjob to a feline but my to inch penix feels bigger now since i came to ec to brag about my cat screwing and killing the sleper

i wish my mommys health plan covered abortions

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-21-2004 11:12:20 PM
This is the best thread ever.
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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 11:33:45 PM
what? =/
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-21-2004 11:34:44 PM
The fuck is this?!
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 01-22-2004 12:00:07 AM
onoes!!!1
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 01-22-2004 12:03:12 AM
me confu
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-22-2004 12:09:20 AM
hi my name is trevor I am a vampire and
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Gadani
U
posted 01-22-2004 12:10:01 AM
wut
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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 01-22-2004 12:48:56 AM
^_^
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 01-22-2004 12:51:14 AM
Somthor should change his sigpic to goatse just for this thread
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-22-2004 12:53:34 AM
woah
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-22-2004 12:53:53 AM
I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-22-2004 02:18:06 AM
I am SO laughing my ass off right now.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-22-2004 02:25:36 AM
We should plant little goatses in the eyes of Somthor's cat picture...


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 01-22-2004 02:29:01 AM
woo, yeah.
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
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