You're not going to be one of them.
This Saturday, at the Fountain Steps in Centennial Park, 11:00.
Do not buy tickets, for you will never live to make that flight.
En Garde!
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Lashanna had this to say about John Romero:
Fountain Steps in Centennial Park, 11:00.
You'll get shot and mugged before you two ever find eachother, 
It's not something people hear about.
This has to be what made Homeland security go on High alert.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Arttemis was all like:
Might have to take a look at one of those in .380. I've been thinking about a Sig P232 for a while now, so I'll have to compare the two.How much bulkier would you say the .380 is?
(If only I had a mic 
)
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Seriously though, Zeke, sit down a moment and think this through. You know how silly it sounds to be travelling across the country to get in a sword duel with some wannabe-goth Vampire? If you did go through with it, you'd be a fruitcake who needs to be put away in a looney bin until you could sort out reality and fantasy.
That's the first time I've seen Katrinity post anything remotely close to a flame.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Xyrra was all like:
Thanks for the attention whoring dude. Next time, just tell people your dog got run over. That, at least is belivable.
his dog got run over?......BY DRUGDEALING VAMPYRE NINJAS?!@?!?!?!?!??!
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Mog wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
his dog got run over?......BY DRUGDEALING VAMPYRE NINJAS?!@?!?!?!?!??!
GOTHIC drugdealing vampyre ninjas WITH SWORDS!@#%1//one
sure it COULD happen, but it just isnt going to
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Gadanii stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Dude, ouch.That's the first time I've seen Katrinity post anything remotely close to a flame.
Yeah, I never really try to flame anybody even for some of the stupid crap that goes on around here, but I really don't want anybody getting hurt, that includes Zeke.
The guy who only brings a sword to a swordfight is the one who is going to be killed by the other guy and his friends who bring handguns.
Lyinar: That fucking ruled
everyone else, especially Zeke: bahahahaha
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Dude, this is going to be harsh and I blame you for making me this angry, but it's for your own good.If you go there, you're going to die or you're going to hurt someone and end up in jail. And if you're dead or in jail, it'll be better that someone who would be so stupid as to do something like this in the first place will be off the streets.
You're lying, which is majorly uncool in the first place, but you shouldn't joke about this stuff. It's some harsh shit.
quoted for truth
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From the book of Katrinity, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yeah, I never really try to flame anybody even for some of the stupid crap that goes on around here, but I really don't want anybody getting hurt, that includes Zeke.The guy who only brings a sword to a swordfight is the one who is going to be killed by the other guy and his friends who bring handguns.
If Zeke is telling the truth, and if he does go to New York for this "swordfight", then he really deserves to get hurt.
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Talonus's fortune cookie read:
Can we get a video of the "duel"?
I bet it'll look a lot like Star Wars kid.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
I bet it'll look a lot like Star Wars kid.
Like the garbage compactor scene, minus R2D2.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
I bet it'll look a lot like Star Wars kid.
And that's why I want the video. It'd be quite funny, well up until one of them gets skewered. Then it'd be sad for a moment. Then I'd remember they're goths, and it'd be funny again.
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Talonus had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
And that's why I want the video. It'd be quite funny, well up until one of them gets skewered. Then it'd be sad for a moment. Then I'd remember they're goths, and it'd be funny again.
diffrent battle, same results
[ 12-21-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]
You have two choices. Choose!
1.) Go to New york, and die for no "real" reason.
2.) Tell the police about this, ignore them on the internet. There is no need for a physical fight if they are stalking your friend over the internet.
This is all saying that this is accually real and not just some attempted to get attention.
P.S. #1 is stuepid, aend Numb#er 2 is moere smaerter!!!1!11!one!!1! [ 12-21-2003: Message edited by: D Spot ]
Seizure Warning.
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Somthor got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
CZ 83 380sig 232 380
a slightly bigger heavier choice
The Baby Eagle's a bit too big for the role I'm looking to fill (even though I've got a tremendous hardon for all the Jericho derivatives). Looking for something to carry during the summertime, when jeans and a t-shirt are the norm. I will have to consider the CZ83, though. Might even end up looking at some old Makarovs.
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We were all impressed when Arttemis wrote:
Might even end up looking at some old Makarovs.
-Tok
*Tombstone may include a misshappen rock with a peice of paper that says above words.
No, not the road of danger to fight gothic vampires with a sword. I'm talking about the road of lying for attention.
Don't even try to say it's anything else, dude. Let me just spell out how ultimately uncool this is for you to be doing.
For one, it's not even a good lie. Anyone can see by your name (Final Fencer? OMG! Someday he'll be in the fight of his life with a sword in this day and age! Oh, the stories he'll tell!) that you want people to view you as some sort of badass sword-wielder. This story makes that pretty convenient.
Second, nobody (nobody) is stupid enough to do what you're suggesting. Nobody (nobody) is so stupid as to take an internet thing seriously, travel to a far-off land to fight a guy that says he's a vampire. Not even you.
Thirdly, the whole concept is just plain ridiculous. There's no other way to explain it.
Now why this is uncool is because we're all intelligent people here. We're college graduates, engineers, military personnel, writers, artists and intellectuals. The very fact that you would come here, tell us this story, and not only expect us to believe you but ask for involvement in it shows us that you don't think much of our intelligence.
That's what lies are, friend, they are insults to whoever your lying to's intelligence. They're the belief that whoever hears the lie is dumb enough to believe you. Now, nobody likes having their intelligence insulted, least of all us.
So, if this is a lie, come clean about it now. There've been a lot of lies here, and most of them are forgiven. We can forgive you for this one, even if we have a few jokes about it halfway down the line.
If you insist on carrying out this lie to the end, then don't post about it. Don't talk about it, don't mention it and don't expect us to believe a word of it.
Please, we've been pretty good to you. The least you could is not so blatantly insult us like this.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Yahoo! Messenger: You are now logged into voice conference - maxwelldemon_777-_EYsgaSpfgXfHZZRUej5Zw--.
Yahoo! Messenger: sempre_stesso has joined the conference.
maxwelldemon_777: its played out , and its cocky shit now.
devlynduerrgard: Hello again
maxwelldemon_777: what is it u want?
devlynduerrgard: Well I've been discussing things with others and well, another wishes to join me in visiting you
sempre_stesso: James is not welcome here.
maxwelldemon_777: give me a fucking break. point is your not going to slay anyone
maxwelldemon_777: grow up , get a life/
devlynduerrgard: Care to test that theory?
maxwelldemon_777: you will not harm any mortal.
maxwelldemon_777: we do not roleplay
maxwelldemon_777: get the fuck over thaty
devlynduerrgard: One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
maxwelldemon_777: yes give me a death threat or any mortal on the looking glass.
maxwelldemon_777: Did i just say this is not fuckin roleplaying?
maxwelldemon_777: u are not the master story teller here bud
maxwelldemon_777: out of character
devlynduerrgard: And I should care what you wish...why?
maxwelldemon_777: yes give me a death threat or any mortal on the looking glass
maxwelldemon_777: now please
maxwelldemon_777: is that your wish, say it
devlynduerrgard: I wish to meet you
maxwelldemon_777: come to ny
devlynduerrgard: I intend to, as does James
maxwelldemon_777: u and your small posse come
devlynduerrgard: No just the two of us
devlynduerrgard: me and James that is
maxwelldemon_777: and remember one thing little man, u come bring backup. remember this is not the internet.
maxwelldemon_777: come
maxwelldemon_777: u have the map use it
devlynduerrgard: What was that map again?
maxwelldemon_777: figure it out
maxwelldemon_777: mister wanna be DT's
maxwelldemon_777: its clear as day, get pansy ass to see it
maxwelldemon_777: He knows
maxwelldemon_777: tell him i said to look at the X
maxwelldemon_777: I'll meet him there
devlynduerrgard: But see I lost the map
maxwelldemon_777: your problem
maxwelldemon_777: anything to say ot him Armand?
devlynduerrgard: I advise by the way you watch for racoons in the night
maxwelldemon_777: cus im tired of fucking games.
sempre_stesso: No.
maxwelldemon_777: there ar eno racoons in the my hood u dipshit
maxwelldemon_777: guns , yes.
maxwelldemon_777: little pests no
devlynduerrgard: Know you nothing of figurative speech?
maxwelldemon_777: i suggest u take your roleplaying piss ass back to hickville
maxwelldemon_777: and play table top
maxwelldemon_777: this is not Dn D bud
devlynduerrgard: Just because I speak in metaphors does not mean I roleplay
maxwelldemon_777: u cant even talk stright up can u?
maxwelldemon_777: be a fucking man and do it will u?
devlynduerrgard: Alright you want me to talk straight?
maxwelldemon_777: yea
devlynduerrgard: How's this then: why is it that you can only seem to successfully mess with teenage girls?
maxwelldemon_777: well u see that is where u fucked up
maxwelldemon_777: they read the COPPA before they registered didnt they?
devlynduerrgard: Obviously if you had the powers I've heard you to you would never have been paranoid and assumed me Citrus, Lydia, Audrey, or Valerie
maxwelldemon_777: didnt they?
maxwelldemon_777: thank u
maxwelldemon_777: Answrr me
maxwelldemon_777: Did u read it?
devlynduerrgard: How am I to know what they read?
maxwelldemon_777: when u registered?
devlynduerrgard: No, I did not
maxwelldemon_777: ahh
maxwelldemon_777: well thats your stupidity and theirs
devlynduerrgard: But really tell me, why are you unable to get into my head as you did theirs?
maxwelldemon_777: now tell james i said stop sending his bitches
maxwelldemon_777: and to just bring it already
maxwelldemon_777: im tired of little brim fuck back street hick boys fucking with people
maxwelldemon_777: it will end here
devlynduerrgard: So then you are unable to answer?
devlynduerrgard: And James responds to you thusly: He can send me tickets then to see him.
maxwelldemon_777: senseless
maxwelldemon_777: as I said, tell James to come
Yahoo! Messenger: maxwelldemon_777 has left the conference.
Good enough for ya?
People stalk you on the message board?
Leave the fucking board.
YOU are the one who descided to get all... confrontational.
You badgered them into some sort of RL meeting.
You are a fucking idiot.
Do I add this comment to the chick's LJ?
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I need to talk to you about something an individual who may be known as devlyn or Zeke is doing.As you may or may not know, he's fully planning to hare off, all gun-ho like, to a different city and 'swordfight' with a bunch of drug-dealing vamp wannabes.
now, I have no idea if he is really intending to do it, or if he's just BSing, but if people are stalking you on a message board, you leave the message board. Period. You change your e-mail address, screen names, and don't look back.
You don't get other poeple to physically fight them for you - he seems to be really expecting to just go there and fight with swords... but I wouldn't doubt him getting off the plane, being robbed, raped, shot, and dumped.
If this is a ploy for attention, it's in really poor taste.
or not?
It's not something people hear about.
*Stabs slef in face with spork to try and jog memory*
... fux.
