Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Team 2
DoR the Wolf ----- Lost.
Willias the Mongrel Shaman ----Won.
Xyrra the Amazon ----Lost
Zair the Undead Legionnaire ----- Won.
Janus the Barbarian ---- Lost.
Drysart the Berserker ---- Next.
Puggy the Satyr
Lazzay the Dervish ---- Won.
Moogle the Yeti ----- Lost.
Alt-F4 the Cyclops ------ Lost.
Azrael the other Centurion
Vorbis the Bear
Place your bets!
1d3 => 3
1d3 => 2
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Check out the big brain on Liam!
Liam for the win.
Liam for the DIE.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Tron:
Although I don't actually understand how or what exactly he is doing in this thread, I still interject, Gladius rocks!
Nifty new sig, Fae!
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Katrinity painfully thought these words up:
Nifty new sig, Fae!
I do this like once in a blue moon, and no matter where I post you always notice it heh.
The blinking thing works really well with that o.O
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Tron:
I do this like once in a blue moon, and no matter where I post you always notice it heh.
The Shadow knows all! <hides behind a cookie again> ^.^
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Check out the big brain on Gunslinger Moogle!
Creeeeeepy sig.The blinking thing works really well with that o.O
[ 02-09-2004: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]
The second fighter wore a massive suit of chainmail, with various insignias and hieroglyphs of the desert etched upon them. He clutched a steel warhammer in one hand, and wore an ironwood scutum shiled upon the other. He sneered at the ogre as he walked forward, and smashed his hammer against a pillar in a show of force. The web of cracks was left in the marble at the impact.
Sakkra stepped hesitantly forward to introduce the fighters, looking nervously at Liam. The ogre just shrugged at Azrael's display. "Nice swing dude."
(Rest coming after class, just wanted to shut you all up 
)
I know I get that hard sometimes, but daaaamn is he bold to wear that out onto the field of battle.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Wait wait wait, ironwood SCROTUM?I know I get that hard sometimes, but daaaamn is he bold to wear that out onto the field of battle.
Just once can we have a thread without you bringing up the male genatalia? 
Besides, I never said he was the original owner. 
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Sakkra impressed everyone with:
Just once can we have a thread without you bringing up the male genatalia?Besides, I never said he was the original owner.
Jizzupo!
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Sakkra had this to say about (_|_):
Just once can we have a thread without you bringing up the male genatalia?
I don't do it that often
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Liam responded by swinging his shield in a backhand strike at the Legionnaire, since his sword was on the other side, and despite being armored, the human was much faster. Though Azrael wasn't fazed much, and staggered back only a few steps. Liam didn't seem to expect this resilience, and was caught off guard with a counterattack as he swung his sword.
Southern steel triumphed over northern iron as both fighters' weapons clashed. Liam's was sundered, spraying shards of iron at both gladiators. Azrael's hammer was warped at the shaft from the impact, though had little side effects other than being a bit difficult to wield. Both fighters staggered back, stunned from the blow.
Azrael was quicker to respond however, and swung his hammer awkwardly at the ogre's face. It connected, sending him stumbling back against a pillar. "Oww, cheap shot man" Liam said, though his words were garbled from what appeared to be a broken jaw.
"Why don't you just DIE!!" The legionaire shouted as he swung once again, though this blow was countered. Not by a shield, but by a massive ogre hand catching his hammer's head. Liam yanked it from his hand rather effortlessly, attesting to the demihuman's strength. Azrael gulped, his eyes wide with fright as he was left relatively defenseless. Though he raised a puzzled eyebrow as Liam softly tossed it aside, and gestured to it. "Fetch".
The crowd roared with laughter at the humiliation, though Azrael didn't have much time to think on it. He dashed for his hammer.. knowing this was likely a trick, even though he didn't have much choice. However he made the horrible mistake of turning his back to Liam as he bent to retrieve his weapon. As soon as he gripped the hammer and things were 'fair', Liam lightly kicked his back, sending him face-first into the bloodstained dirt. "Let's rastle!" The ogre bellowed, just before grabbing the human's ankle.
Azrael twisted as best he could, swinging at his assailant, but it was of no use. Liam swung the man like a rag doll, much to the crowd's approval. He then began spinning, the human flailing all the while. Whether it was fate, or because the crowd knew it was coming, the crowd stopped cheering. Not because of dissatisfaction... as they still smiled. It was so as not to miss the audible SPLORTCH that came next, as Azrael's head connected with a marble pillar.
There was little left above his shoulders save for about an inch or so of neck. The rest had become little more than a fine red mist and giblets from the impact... even his sturdy helmet was split in pieces, which clanged to the ground, after being momentarily stuck to the marble by blood and brains. Liam laughed heartilly and tossed the man's corpse over his shoulder, sending a few front-row spectators scrambling for fear they'd be hit. However the body just hit the outside wall, and all that hit the crowd was blood spatters.
The ogre smiled, and walked back into the colliseum's halls for his rewards. A nap and a sammich.
Team 2
DoR the Wolf ----- Lost.
Willias the Mongrel Shaman ----Won.
Xyrra the Amazon ----Lost.
Zair the Undead Legionnaire ----- Won.
Janus the Barbarian ---- Lost.
Drysart the Berserker ---- Won.
Puggy the Satyr
Lazzay the Dervish ---- Won.
Moogle the Yeti ----- Lost.
Alt-F4 the Cyclops ------ Lost.
Azrael the other Centurion ----Lost.
Vorbis the Bear
Place your bets!
1d2 => 1
1d2 => 2
And that was well worth the wait...Good job as always Sakkra. Will try not to bring up any more male genitalia in this thread...
...
GONADS.
ok now i'm done.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
[ 02-10-2004: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
Either way, I'm a sore loser.
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Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Captain Planet:
Hmm, here's the question...did I predict my death correctly because of my own theory, or because I stated the theory that Sakkra arranged the results to fulfill it?Either way, I'm a sore loser.
You just didn't stand a chance against Liam.
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Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Duck Tales:
That could also be true.
pwnd noob lawl
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Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hmm, here's the question...did I predict my death correctly because of my own theory, or because I stated the theory that Sakkra arranged the results to fulfill it?Either way, I'm a sore loser.
Actually, if I don't particularly care about either combatant I just roll dice to see who wins. Was this one of those times? Who knows.. *ominous music*
Besides, at least your death wasn't THAT embarrassing. You could've gotten owned as badly as MorbId.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Me and Xyrra are still theo nly ones to get a double KO!!!
Yep. Couldn't decide who'd win, and rolled 3 ties.
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We were all impressed when Black wrote:
I'm like, the only ranged specialist. I should be cooler.
Xyrra is ranged too. So is Fal. Besides, you're a fucking spearthrower that can turn into a bear! What more do you want!?
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Sakkra had this to say about Robocop:
Yep. Couldn't decide who'd win, and rolled 3 ties.
I love how it ended though 
Holy shit, this stuff's awesome! Now, if only I had Flash, Photoshop, and some Legend of Mana sprites, I could probably do animations of these.
You kick ass, Sakkra!
quote:But they're both dead. So I want some ice cream.
Taste Sakkra, you will see... More is all you need!
Xyrra is ranged too. So is Fal. Besides, you're a fucking spearthrower that can turn into a bear! What more do you want!?
I kid, I kid. Hookay?
