Kill him.
[ 11-09-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]
It'd be hip and funny.
Hello there, stranger. =p
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Dspot's fortune cookie read:
you guys will have to excuse the fact that im really new at this..i have never posted on forums before..the only reason i dicided to is that i know some people that post here and it seemed really cool..im basically trying to say hi...and the way i see it..this is the best start i can think of
Hello! Welcome to EC! Before everyone gets on yer arse about it, correct spelling and grammar are key here. However, that is secondary to mellowness and a good attitude, which you already have it seems! So post, drink and be merry!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
We now mock due to weight problems and eating disorders, Mr. Anorexia.
Welcome, and whatnot.
Game over, man! Game over!
Hola! You have been welcomed!
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From the book of Nina, chapter 3, verse 16:
Guess some things do change after all.
Yeah.
You used to be so manly. 
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Nina had this to say about pies:
I was? Enlighten me.
Well, there was the time with the... no, wait.
Hey! What about when you... no.
There's always that time when we were at Denny's and...
Okay, you win.
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Dspot said:
i apologize for my horrible spelling and grammer, but as i said i'm very knew at this.
Possibly not the best place to start. 
Welcome, anyway.
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Dspot had this to say about Duck Tales:
but as i said i'm very knew at this.
New at what? English?
Sorry, sorry. It was too easy!
He'll learn to type well. * I know him well enough. He's an intelligent guy.
*Or else. [ 11-09-2003: Message edited by: Black ]
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Black spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Snoota: Typing in general.He'll learn to type well. * I know him well enough. He's an intelligent guy.
*Or else.
YOU'RE A SUPPORTER OF THE N00B UNDERGROUND RAILROAD!
Tell us where Tier Tubman is and we'll spare your life.
quote:No massa! I cant tellya that! Please massa! Anything but tha whip!
Mr. Parcelan, I love you.
YOU'RE A SUPPORTER OF THE N00B UNDERGROUND RAILROAD!Tell us where Tier Tubman is and we'll spare your life.
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Black had this to say about Punky Brewster:
No massa! I cant tellya that! Please massa! Anything but tha whip!
Dammit, Toby. Don't you make me angry, boy.
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Trillee enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
*hands Dspot a basket of assorted baked good*
It's pumpernickel, cookies, cake, brownies and muffins all in one giant wad!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Mocking due to spelling is immature.We now mock due to weight problems and eating disorders, Mr. Anorexia.
We'll start with you, fatty.
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Dspot tried to impress everyone with:
you guys will have to excuse the fact that im really new at this..i have never posted on forums before..the only reason i dicided to is that i know some people that post here and it seemed really cool..im basically trying to say hi...and the way i see it..this is the best start i can think of
Welcome. We run a pretty tight ship here, so work on your capitalization and punctuation or else nobody's going to care what you have to say.
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Drysart wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Welcome. We run a pretty tight ship here
I call Captain.
You can swab the poopdeck.
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JooJooFlop was naked while typing this:
It's pumpernickel, cookies, cake, brownies and muffins all in one giant wad!
Baked by our own chef JooJoo
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Optimus Prime:
We'll start with you, fatty.
The proper term for me is "large and in charge".
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Trillee was all like:
*puts an oreo in Parce's mouth*
You'll lose a finger doing that one of these days.
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Drysart thought about the meaning of life:
capitalization and punctuation or else nobody's going to care what you have to say.
Thank you for the advice, I'll have to work on my grammar.
quote:Your grammar looks better already, though you appear to have misspelled 'G-spot'.
Ninety-nine bottles of Dspot on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Dspot...
Thank you for the advice, I'll have to work on my grammar.
Welcome to 
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