I'm a pathetic nerdy looser. Oh the joys.
Never really cared much either.
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Faelynn LeAndris wrote this stupid crap:
Im a slut.
Myyyyy slut,
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Ares Model 2000 was programmed to say:
First kiss at 14, sex at 18.
damn, I've missed so damn much since I was gone!
I'm turning 18 in 5 days, been kissed, had 3 boyfriends, haven't had sex.
I'm not sure if I want to wait until marriage or not.... meh.
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Beaukat's fortune cookie read:
damn, I've missed so damn much since I was gone!
I'm turning 18 in 5 days, been kissed, had 3 boyfriends, haven't had sex.
I'm not sure if I want to wait until marriage or not.... meh.
Open your mouth about that, and I'll kill you.. I'll GO to Halifax and kill you.. I love you. >P~
I drink. I sometimes light up a cigar. I'm into debauchery.
I am the Anti-Straight Edge...eXs or something. My very gaze can destroy Suddar's soul.
^_^ [ 07-24-2003: Message edited by: Lenlalron Flameblaster ]
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
I am the Anti-Straight Edge...eXs or something. My very gaze can destroy Suddar's soul.
Curved edge?
[small] my firned respone to whenever sXe is mentioned, "im curved edge, ic an do anythign wi ant except draw stright edges [/smal]
it's fun
ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl
The current crew I hang out with is good kids, we don't drink, smoke, or do any drugs.
We all have different views on sex, but the majority of them plan on losing it by the end of highschool at least.
Myself: Ready to go with a girl I know is clean and have a good relationship with. (Too bad I know my current girlfriend isn't thinking about that)
Lots of fun, but some times I just kinda want to sleep, ya know?
10 a week is my limit during the school year.
[ 07-24-2003: Message edited by: Absolut Blindy ]
How do you people do it so young?
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Everyone wondered WTF when Elvish Crack Piper wrote:
I am a member of the band of theredwhite handHow do you people do it so young?
Booze.
And it's just kinda part of the youth culture over here, heh. (I live in Denmark).
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Ares had this to say about Duck Tales:
Open your mouth about that, and I'll kill you.. I'll GO to Halifax and kill you.. I love you. >P~
whoops.....
First kiss (real)= 16
Sex= 17
I'm pretty content with porn and sandwiches.
Ozius
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Ozimander wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Nothing. Not a thing and while it's not my top concern one can't help but wonder "What am I missing?". I mean, should I be trying to gain a level for my half-elf fighter or should be trying to get some poon? Or maybe trying to find love or maybe a good sandwich.I'm pretty content with porn and sandwiches.
Ozius
Unless you're a very emotional person, you're only missing out on a lot of fun.
Ozius
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Check out the big brain on Ozimander!
Although from what I have heard it can make it slightly more enjoyable fora fewhours, several times a day. Or something.
Fixed something for you
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Mortious had this to say about John Romero:
You could die tomorrow.
This is true but according to my beliefs, I will be well compensated. Or there will be nothing. Or something I've yet to anticipate. Oh well.
And Pesco: I've never had sex so I do not know how long the norm is. I've been told it's half an hour to an hour at most. Though hours upon hours I'm sure is exactly how you do it.
That was not a request for an example or detailed information.
Ozius
sex? for awhile now. i know i am young...however i am entirely in love and this isnt my first 'omg i love you' relationship...this is, really much more than that. my current boyfriend was my first..and i even believe only...and i was his first kiss (at age 17 going onto 18....i was also bane's first kiss, at 17)...i was his first..everything and we like it that way. ive even thought ahead..when there may be a day we arent together..would i regret it then?..no regrets at all. its almost our 1 year anniversary
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Lady Delirium wrote this stupid crap:
my first kiss...when i was eleven :\ i dont regret it..and i guess it can't even be counted as a real kiss...sex? for awhile now. i know i am young...however i am entirely in love and this isnt my first 'omg i love you' relationship...this is, really much more than that. my current boyfriend was my first..and i even believe only...and i was his first kiss (at age 17 going onto 18....i was also bane's first kiss, at 17)...i was his first..everything and we like it that way. ive even thought ahead..when there may be a day we arent together..would i regret it then?..no regrets at all. its almost our 1 year anniversary
Sounds like someone I almost got into a relationship with.
She's an incredibly shallow person now.
Kiss: 16
Horizontal Mombo: 2 weeks past my 18th B-Day. She didn't want my parents filing statutory rape charges since she was 6 months older than I was (even thought they technically couldn't)
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gikk what does your sigline quote?
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Lady Delirium startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
my first kiss...when i was eleven :\ i dont regret it..and i guess it can't even be counted as a real kiss...sex? for awhile now. i know i am young...however i am entirely in love and this isnt my first 'omg i love you' relationship...this is, really much more than that. my current boyfriend was my first..and i even believe only...and i was his first kiss (at age 17 going onto 18....i was also bane's first kiss, at 17)...i was his first..everything and we like it that way. ive even thought ahead..when there may be a day we arent together..would i regret it then?..no regrets at all. its almost our 1 year anniversary
Bane?!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
Bane?!
They dated for a while.