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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-17-2003 04:27:51 PM
.. pathetic perpetrator who loves to dejuice sandwichs.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-17-2003 04:30:27 PM
Now I'm a fucking hot bitch who likes to orally explore samurais. There's female samurai, right?
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Addy
posted 07-17-2003 04:39:17 PM
I'm a slam-dancing cab driver who loves to stomp sperm.

Does this mean I'm turning into a lesbian?

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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-17-2003 04:44:07 PM
Cockheavy Titan who loves to stroke giant tits....

or

Very Large Viking Prince who loves to devour clits.

This thing is so wrong, on so many levels.


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"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 04:46:46 PM
I'm a confused midget who loves to infiltrate coke junkies.

or a shrunken behemoth who loves to punch Mexico.

[ 07-17-2003: Message edited by: Taeldian ]

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-17-2003 04:47:12 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Cockheavy Titan who loves to stroke giant tits....

or

Very Large Viking Prince who loves to devour clits.

This thing is so wrong, on so many levels.

Rawr Fae!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-17-2003 04:48:35 PM
Monstrous Behemoth who loves to enlarge crotches..........

Very Large Sea Captain who loves to hug hookers....

[ 07-17-2003: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]


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"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Sean
posted 07-17-2003 04:49:20 PM
I am a Godly donut who likes to laugh at women.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-17-2003 04:51:59 PM
quote:
How.... Bajah.... uughhhhhh:
I'm a corpulent felcher who loves to nibble hooters.

I'm not sure what a felcher is... and I have been putting on a little weight.
And I do sure love to nibble hooters.

So I suppose it's correct!

.... A felcher is generally considered to be a guy who fucks someone in the ass (and this is typically used as a gay reference) and then sucks the spooge out, with or without a straw....

*eww*

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-17-2003 04:57:31 PM
Here we go

Busty Sexy Bitch who loves to corrupt trouser snakes.


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"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-17-2003 04:58:57 PM
Now I'm a foxy manwhore who loves to fuck beavers....
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 07-17-2003 04:59:39 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Not Trent:
Now I'm a foxy manwhore who loves to fuck beavers....

rofl


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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 05:00:40 PM
I am a Penile pimp who loves to taste toilets.

or

I am a polite vixen who loves to fatten dildos

[ 07-17-2003: Message edited by: Death of Rats ]

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-17-2003 05:01:27 PM
quote:
Not Trent had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Now I'm a foxy manwhore who loves to fuck beavers....

Teehee ^.^

I wonder if Drysart would make that your title, "Gen's Foxy Manwhore"

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Ryuujin
posted 07-17-2003 05:03:52 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
I'm a drunken peck who likes to watch lizards.

...sounds about right.

Stares at Parcelan

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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 07-17-2003 05:06:58 PM
I am a tit-grabbing cab driver who loves to control vibrators.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 07-17-2003 05:09:50 PM
I'm a drunken punk who loves to bake octupi.
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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-17-2003 05:52:30 PM
hahahahaha

i'm a bust beauty who loves to reward bears

i love it.


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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Ares
posted 07-17-2003 06:11:43 PM
I'm a delicious titan who loves to stroke pumas
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 06:16:39 PM
I am a titanic organ donor who loves to climb toes.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-17-2003 06:42:09 PM
I'm a gigantic doughnut who love sto smack cunts.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-17-2003 06:49:03 PM
Ryuu... I'd steer clear of Ragabash for a while... seems he has a lizard fistfucking fetish going on.

As for me, I thought that I was "a stimultated fruitcake who loves to bake hooters" but the reality of it is I'm really "a diseased Nintendo64 that loves to punch werewolves."
O_o

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 07:04:21 PM
Apparently I am a cock-heavy manwhore who loves to suck paws.

True story.

nnioR~

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-17-2003 07:07:57 PM
quote:
Time Dissected painfully thought these words up:
Apparently I am a cock-heavy manwhore who loves to suck paws.

True story.

nnioR~

Zephyer will love you.

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-17-2003 07:17:01 PM
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I'm a masturbateing midget who loves to taste animals...
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-17-2003 07:21:50 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Tron:
.... A felcher is generally considered to be a guy who fucks someone in the ass (and this is typically used as a gay reference) and then sucks the spooge out, with or without a straw....

*eww*

dude wtf gross

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Gains
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 08:29:35 PM
Pathetic Peck who loves to Fistfuck Pumas!
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-17-2003 09:10:52 PM
A questionable sex-god who loves to philosophy with tigers.

Umm... ok?

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Alaan
posted 07-17-2003 09:16:18 PM
I'm a Fucking hot Demon who loves to Bake Toes.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-17-2003 09:53:06 PM
I am a titanic sex god who loves to smack women.
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 10:54:15 PM
I am a tit grabbing boytoy who loves to corner dinosaurs
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 10:59:08 PM
Confused disco queen who loves to dejuice clits


that about sums it up

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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 07-17-2003 11:02:26 PM
I am a caged peck who loves to reward lesbians.

Or a shrunken virgin who loves to bake calzones.

o_O

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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