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Oh shi...
what
posted 07-17-2003 08:34:57 AM
questionable beauty who loves to punch hot bitches
http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm
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Gadani
U
posted 07-17-2003 08:36:02 AM
This is awesome!
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-17-2003 08:36:23 AM
I am a drunken bitch who likes to whap balls.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 07-17-2003 08:36:37 AM
I'm a monkey-like stud magnet that loves to smack lesbians.

Great, I'm a gay hating fag.

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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-17-2003 08:38:36 AM
I'm a cock-heavy hooch who loves to devour sperm.

Wee?

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Gadani
U
posted 07-17-2003 08:44:14 AM
I'm a cock-heavy goddess who loves to fatten giant tits.

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Sepia
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 08:52:36 AM
Hahaha that's terrible.
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Ragabash
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 09:52:56 AM
I'm a testicular goddess who loves to fistfuck lizards!

*raises the roof*

Feed my hungry soul.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-17-2003 09:57:18 AM
I'm a funky vixen who likes to fuck vibrators...

Couldn't be closer to the truth...

Ozius

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-17-2003 09:57:30 AM
I'm a strong porn star' who loves to pull monster cocks...

and I'm a drunken beauty who loves to lick bears...

............

[ 07-17-2003: Message edited by: Katrinity ]

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Valso the WhiteDragon
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 10:00:18 AM
derf:
I am a questionable bicycle who loves to megafuck hookers...
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Goma
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 11:04:14 AM
Im a microphilic ringtail fucker who loves to explore octupi.
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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 07-17-2003 11:37:33 AM
I'm a foxy demon who loves to dejuice scarecrows!
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Suddar
posted 07-17-2003 11:40:25 AM
I am a cock-heavy penis pumper who loves to fatten football malamutes.

Um...yes.

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-17-2003 11:44:46 AM
'You are a puny butt who loves to philosophy with nipples'?
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-17-2003 11:53:40 AM
You are a punctual pimp who loves to deflower hookers.

[ 07-17-2003: Message edited by: Vobo ]

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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 07-17-2003 12:07:45 PM
You are a very large sea captian who loves to buy lesbians.

...Hot damn!

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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-17-2003 12:10:44 PM
I just don't know what to say to this.....

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 07-17-2003 12:13:37 PM
"You are a diseased demon who loves to punch Geemo!!!"

Who the fuck is Geemo?

And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 07-17-2003 12:39:07 PM
I have a better one, teehee. ^_^

"You are a biased sexybitch who loves to hump dildos."

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Grendel
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 12:39:52 PM
You are a tiny sexybitch who loves to nuzzle sandwiches.

Damn straight!

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 07-17-2003 12:49:16 PM
I am a flatulent boytoy who loves to infect hot bitches.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-17-2003 01:23:41 PM
I am a monkey-like perpetrator who loves to flick calzones
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 07-17-2003 01:24:24 PM
I am a questionable punk who loves to climb sandwichs.

and

I am diseased solesmear who loves to corrup trouser snakes.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Puggy
Pancake
posted 07-17-2003 01:42:53 PM
A muscular cab driver who loves to poke samurais.
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Maradon!
posted 07-17-2003 01:44:12 PM
godly deamon who loves to worship vibrators.

Wow, it's ACCURATE!

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-17-2003 02:21:07 PM
Monstrous pimp who loves to fatten hot bitches.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-17-2003 02:23:56 PM
OMG! One got me exactly right!

I'm a stimulated vixen who loves to nuzzle horses. ^.^

I love horses.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-17-2003 02:28:41 PM
Apparently, I'm a lecherous Viking Prince who loves to bake women.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-17-2003 02:33:21 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mortious stammered:
Apparently, I'm a lecherous Viking Prince who loves to bake women.

Well that is about right. If you're of Norman decent.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-17-2003 02:34:05 PM
... I bake women?
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-17-2003 02:34:55 PM
quote:
Mortious thought about the meaning of life:
... I bake women?

Well you do always wanna eat us. ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-17-2003 02:36:39 PM
I can't deny that.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-17-2003 02:45:13 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I can't deny that.

Yes you can.

Ozius

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-17-2003 02:46:28 PM
quote:
Ozimander got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Yes you can.

Ozius

No he can't.

<holds her blaster to Ozi's head> Right?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 07-17-2003 03:44:26 PM
I'm a cockheavy titan who loves to infiltrate soles.


whoops

The World is Yours
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-17-2003 04:18:31 PM
Im a tit-grabbing pornstar who loves to fistfuck women.

O_o

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-17-2003 04:23:20 PM
I'm a drunken peck who likes to watch lizards.

...sounds about right.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-17-2003 04:24:19 PM
I'm a corpulent felcher who loves to nibble hooters.

I'm not sure what a felcher is... and I have been putting on a little weight.
And I do sure love to nibble hooters.

So I suppose it's correct!

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-17-2003 04:25:19 PM
This thing needs to make up its mind...now I'm a monstrous dragon who loves to grope octupi
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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