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KaLourin's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
you're right. and i'm damn flaming proud of it. I also eat lollipops, can name a dozen different desserts and colours, drive with both hands on the wheel and LOVE romantic comedies
So.. you doing anything later? I got some tiramisu, flan, cannoli's and a copy of Kate and Leopold.
Mmmm.. cannoli..
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Quoth KaLourin:
2 varieties if you choose... cream filled or meat.
That is so wrong on so many levels. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What? Keg's the butch one?
HAHAHAHA
btw...
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How.... Aury.... uughhhhhh:
That was incredibly unfunny.
Yep. [ 06-29-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Take it to the flameball forum, dog breath.
No.
This forum hasn't yet been re-named the "Happy Smurfy Place," and I've no intent to bow to the useless minority who want to banish unhappy thoughts.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about John Romero:
No.This forum hasn't yet been re-named the "Happy Smurfy Place," and I've no intent to bow to the useless minority who want to banish unhappy thoughts.
I think the point of Flameball was more for humor than to turn this into Smurfville...
edit: if not the purpose, that's what it has become. [ 06-29-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
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Bloodsage thought about the meaning of life:
That is so wrong on so many levels.
/The Vision on
"The post is working as intended."
/The Vision off
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Kegwen absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
I think the point of Flameball was more for humor than to turn this into Smurfville...edit: if not the purpose, that's what it has become.
I certainly hope so.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
The thought of a blue, bearded Drysart running around in red pants, banning people and screaming "YOU'VE BEEN SMURFED, BITCH!" sends shivers down my spine.
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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The thought of a blue, bearded Drysart running around in red pants, banning people and screaming "YOU'VE BEEN SMURFED, BITCH!" sends shivers down my spine.
*has a giggle fit*
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
Those Smurfs were fucked up. The day this forum becomes Smurfville is the day I start taking medication.The thought of a blue, bearded Drysart running around in red pants, banning people and screaming "YOU'VE BEEN SMURFED, BITCH!" sends shivers down my spine.
Parce has won the thread. Drysart, you may lock it now.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
Those Smurfs were fucked up. The day this forum becomes Smurfville is the day I start taking medication.The thought of a blue, bearded Drysart running around in red pants, banning people and screaming "YOU'VE BEEN SMURFED, BITCH!" sends shivers down my spine.
Motion for a new Banned Page message... 
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Kegwen said this about your mom:
I think the point of Flameball was more for humor than to turn this into Smurfville...
Especially with a Mod like Black Mage.
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Mortious had this to say about Robocop:
You could change "gay" in that to "not an asshole", and it'd be more correct.
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Code Of The not an asshole...
THIS IS THE CODE...1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are not an asshole. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but not an asshole: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for not an asshole.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a not an assholelord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NHL, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fresier" is, you're not an asshole. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious!
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you hungry for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the beotch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le not an asshole, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware...or keep that shit to yourself, you flamming faggot!
9. If your name is Chris then stop living in denial. You're an ass puncher from way back and everyone knows it.
--Author Unknown.
ripped from orsm.net
That was pretty stupid. Can we just stick to "gay" instead of "not an asshole"?
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Nicole stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Motion for a new Banned Page message...
I'll second that.
