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Code Of The Gay...THIS IS THE CODE...
1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for GAY.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NHL, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fresier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious!
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you hungry for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the beotch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware...or keep that shit to yourself, you flamming faggot!
9. If your name is Chris then stop living in denial. You're an ass puncher from way back and everyone knows it.
--Author Unknown.
ripped from orsm.net
*looks at /dev*
Is there something you want to tell me?
And Demon is a total fucking bitch. The only reason I tolerate her existance is she does amuse me by attacking my roommate on occasion.
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/dev/null thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*I* do not own a cat. There is a cat in my current residence, however it's owned by someone other than me.
Anyone that thinks that they own a cat is sadly misinformed. Just ask the cat.
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Anyone that thinks that they own a cat is sadly misinformed. Just ask the cat.
No, the cat is misinformed. Remember, humans have the one true sign of evolution, opposable thumbs. We are evolved, they are not. Therefor we are superior, and we own them. 
You are a newbie. You must make a newbie thread, so sayeth the I.
Dooooo eeeeet.
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Spiffy Puppet had this to say about Robocop:
Nah, just had a name change, I used to be Geekster, just ask kegwen.
Wait, so instead of a newbie you're a nobody no one but Kegwen has heard of?
Make a thread anyway.
And RIG, you -used- to own a cat. I know you did!
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Spiffy Puppet attempted to be funny by writing:
Kegwen just gave me the idea to change it on here when I did it with my aim name so I did. Guess he's the puppet master
oooo Kegwen in control of the masses. I just felt a cold shiver go down my spine.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:
oooo Kegwen in control of the masses. I just felt a cold shiver go down my spine.
Nonono, you read that wrong. It just means Kegwen is the pitcher and Spiffy Puppet the catcher.
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
Nonono, you read that wrong. It just means Kegwen is the pitcher and Spiffy Puppet the catcher.
What? Keg's the butch one? That's unpossible!
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Unless he means a happy person.....
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Aury had this to say about Captain Planet:
That was incredibly unfunny.
true but this was*(poitns down*
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Mortious had this to say about John Romero:
You could change "gay" in that to "not an asshole", and it'd be more correct.
[ 06-28-2003: Message edited by: Random Insanity Generator ]
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while /dev/null gently hums:
WTF? Thread locking is a subscriber function?
Since certain losars abused it, yes.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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So quoth Bloodsage:
Since certain losars abused it, yes.
Well that concludes anything potentially humerous I have to post in the future.
That could be because I fit with quite a few of those and am not gay of course.
*glances at Khyron and Pvednes and runs*
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KaLourin had this to say about Tron:
Chris eh?*glances at Khyron and Pvednes and runs*
I do believe you too have a cat.
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Bloodsage's account was hax0red to write:
Since certain losars abused it, yes.
Take it to the flameball forum, dog breath.
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Suddar painfully thought these words up:
I thought it was funny. Not hilarious, but funny. About half of them fit me, but I'm not so insecure in my masculinity that it hurts me.
I thought it was 1. Harmless and 2. Amusing.
And of course the best way to get sweet revenge isn't to whine, it's to MAKE YOUR OWN LIST!
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That wasnt very funny.
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A sleep deprived Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stammered:
I thought it was 1. Harmless and 2. Amusing.And of course the best way to get sweet revenge isn't to whine, it's to MAKE YOUR OWN LIST!
I thought it was number 1, but I can't say it made me laugh really.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Check out the big brain on Lyinar Ka`Bael!
I thought it was number 1, but I can't say it made me laugh really.
Anything that pokes fun at people who drink decaf is amusing, plus I have a cat. Sooooo...I could chuckle.
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And I used to have two cats.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
Damn, fags sure are sensitive.
Wouldn't you be if your cornhole was constantly being pounded with some man-meat? 
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Dr. Pvednes, PhD stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I do believe you too have a cat.
you're right. and i'm damn flaming proud of it. I also eat lollipops, can name a dozen different desserts and colours, drive with both hands on the wheel and LOVE romantic comedies
So.. you doing anything later? I got some tiramisu, flan, cannoli's and a copy of Kate and Leopold.
