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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 12:46:05 AM
quote:
Ryouki Sensei had this to say about Knight Rider:
The friends in my head dont talk to me anymore...I told them to stop watching me

However I'm afraid they dont have names,but taking the chance to be invisable and quite annoying

Start making sense, n00b. Do they already go to this board?

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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2003 12:46:19 AM
So you're the alt account of some asshole?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Ryouki Sensei
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 12:46:52 AM
Vice i like the Trigun pic.

Im also partial to Vash, but still i would have to stick with Saitou

Shadow is nothing but a distortion of light in which an object blocks its path.

If this is true, then why do we fear it?

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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-22-2003 12:47:29 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Pirotess:
Now now, Parce. Don't be so harsh. He has personality. It just happens to be the same as every other anime freak in the world.

Oh yes Snoota and you are just overflowing with personality just like every other ghetto wanabee

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Ryouki Sensei
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 12:49:09 AM
No nothing like that...

Plane and simple I was shown this forum a little while ago by a friend and promised not to say names thats all...

I respect you all, id just have to say it but i must ask for respect also, if you dont mind...

*Bites his lips waiting for something to come back and kick him in the ass*

Shadow is nothing but a distortion of light in which an object blocks its path.

If this is true, then why do we fear it?

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-22-2003 12:49:19 AM
quote:
So quoth Vise the Stompy:
Oh yes Snoota and you are just overflowing with personality just like every other ghetto wanabee

Wait, ghetto wannabe? That doesn't even make SENSE. I'm so white people from Maine say, 'Damn, you're pretty white.'

[ 06-22-2003: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 12:49:48 AM
quote:
Ryouki Sensei stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
No nothing like that...

Plane and simple I was shown this forum a little while ago by a friend and promised not to say names thats all...

I respect you all, id just have to say it but i must ask for respect also, if you dont mind...

*Bites his lips waiting for something to come back and kick him in the ass*

You didn't do anything to earn respect. Start naming names or I get violent.

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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2003 12:50:32 AM
That's ok Snoota, because I'm a shanty-town wannabe.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Ryouki Sensei
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 12:50:58 AM
*Laughs slightly* Im sorry, a promise is a promise.

mabye I will tell later when the time is right...

Until then im sorry but you must wait.

Shadow is nothing but a distortion of light in which an object blocks its path.

If this is true, then why do we fear it?

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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2003 12:51:56 AM
*laughs and snorts* hyuk hyuk you're so dramatic! You're like Tuxedo Mask! *snort snort*
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 12:52:25 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ryouki Sensei wrote:
*Laughs slightly* Im sorry, a promise is a promise.

mabye I will tell later when the time is right...

Until then im sorry but you must wait.

...oh you did not just do that.

*crams the anime freak into a chocobo's ass*

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-22-2003 12:52:42 AM
quote:
So quoth Ryouki Sensei:
*Laughs slightly* Im sorry, a promise is a promise.

mabye I will tell later when the time is right...

Until then im sorry but you must wait.

Wait, you're confused. We don't really CARE. We just want to yell at whoever it was.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-22-2003 12:52:43 AM
OH DEAR LORD
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2003 12:54:39 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
...oh you did not just do that.

*crams the anime freak into a chocobo's ass*

Exactly

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Ryouki Sensei
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 12:54:52 AM
*Crawls out of the choco's ass and doesnt seem to notice the stench from the

wastes, because of the rank stench of sludge from his previous encounter with a

bucket of sewer acid*

Shadow is nothing but a distortion of light in which an object blocks its path.

If this is true, then why do we fear it?

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-22-2003 12:55:10 AM
quote:
Gydfather had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
OH DEAR LORD

I share this.

Just tell us who you're with.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-22-2003 12:55:27 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
...oh you did not just do that.

*crams the anime freak into a chocobo's ass*

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 12:56:14 AM
Anyhoo, my first advice to you is to watch how you spell things. I've counted an entire dictionary's worth of errors in this thread alone.

And your spelling affects our first impressions of you. And first impressions go a long way.

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Ryouki Sensei
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 12:57:29 AM
*Waves a hand of dismissal*

Can we just drop the subject perhaps????

What happened to my warm welcome?????

*Crys a little* All I want is a few friends and a large bucket of chicken

wings with extra colslaw

Shadow is nothing but a distortion of light in which an object blocks its path.

If this is true, then why do we fear it?

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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2003 12:58:07 AM
quote:
Ryouki Sensei had this to say about dark elf butts:
*Crawls out of the choco's ass and doesnt seem to notice the stench from the

wastes, because of the rank stench of sludge from his previous encounter with a

bucket of sewer acid*

I sure hate that sewer acid! What's the hydronium ion concentration on that baby?

Edit: Fatty.

[ 06-22-2003: Message edited by: Fazum'Zen Fastfist ]

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 12:58:39 AM
quote:
Ryouki Sensei wrote this stupid crap:
*Waves a hand of dismissal*

Can we just drop the subject perhaps????

What happened to my warm welcome?????

*Crys a little* All I want is a few friends and a large bucket of chicken

wings with extra colslaw

Now you're just getting on my nerves. Someone go grab me my five iron.

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Ryouki Sensei
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 12:59:37 AM
*Scratches head*

Must be high....I lost my sense of smell about an hour ago, you tell me....


Aww now thats not nice...I wasnt planning on keeping it down anyway.

You know the old saying, "What goes down must come up."

[ 06-22-2003: Message edited by: Matt ]

Shadow is nothing but a distortion of light in which an object blocks its path.

If this is true, then why do we fear it?

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Steven Steve
posted 06-22-2003 01:00:03 AM
quote:
Ryouki Sensei's fortune cookie read:
Can we just drop the subject? What happened to my warm welcome? All I want is a few friends and a large bucket of chicken wings with extra coleslaw.

Much better.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-22-2003 01:00:48 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Now you're just getting on my nerves. Someone go grab me my five iron.

beats Parce unconcious with his five iron then places it in his limp, lifeless hand

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Ryouki Sensei
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 01:04:54 AM
Now, now there is no need for sensless violence...

*places gun back into his drawer*

Shadow is nothing but a distortion of light in which an object blocks its path.

If this is true, then why do we fear it?

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-22-2003 01:05:53 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ryouki Sensei wrote:
Now, now there is no need for sensless violence...

*places gun back into his drawer*

Shut up, asshole.

cuts Ryouki's foot off from the neck down

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 01:06:50 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ryouki Sensei stammered:
Now, now there is no need for sensless violence...

*places gun back into his drawer*

*tears out Ryouki's spine and uses it to cave in the n00b's skull*

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Ryouki Sensei
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 01:08:09 AM
*Sighs* Ooh well I guess.....

I guess not everyone can be as nice as others....However the attempt was rather nice...

Shadow is nothing but a distortion of light in which an object blocks its path.

If this is true, then why do we fear it?

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 01:08:54 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ryouki Sensei wrote:
*Sighs* Ooh well I guess.....

I guess not everyone can be as nice as others....However the attempt was rather nice...

Niceness is earned, not given.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-22-2003 01:09:09 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Ryouki Sensei:
*Sighs* Ooh well I guess.....

I guess not everyone can be as nice as others....However the attempt was rather nice...

I agree. Parce was just being mean.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Oh shi...
what
posted 06-22-2003 01:09:22 AM
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-22-2003 01:48:15 AM
D, BM, Parce -- get the stove top heated up. We're gonna do some convincing....
Gydyon
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(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-22-2003 01:50:58 AM
That will go down as the greatest moment of TV drama history.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Oh shi...
what
posted 06-22-2003 01:52:54 AM
TACO BELL IS MEXICAN FOOD!
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 02:05:44 AM
Dibs on beating his ass with a law book.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 03:09:13 AM
hay guys whats goi

[ 06-22-2003: Message edited by: Drysart ]

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 03:10:10 AM
quote:
Drysart thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
hay guys whats goi

*beats Drysart with a five iron*

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Razor
posted 06-22-2003 03:11:31 AM
Hello Matt/Ryouki Sensei. Welcome to the boards and have some fun around here.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2003 03:12:06 AM
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kirara was all like:
Hello Matt/Ryouki Sensei. Welcome to the boards and have some fun around here.

AHA!

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Razor
posted 06-22-2003 03:15:45 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
AHA!

Nope, didn't bring him.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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