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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-10-2003 08:12:46 PM
Very vaguely raised Catholic, but now freeform Pagany type.


yes Parce, I say that simply to annoy you...


Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 06-10-2003 08:15:55 PM
D
Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-10-2003 08:16:57 PM
raised catholic, curently am agnostic with a little bit of a catholic slant. Not believing in jesus and all, but the rest of the framework for the religion seems pretty kosher to me...
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Demos
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 08:20:20 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Burger wrote:
raised catholic, curently am agnostic with a little bit of a catholic slant. Not believing in jesus and all, but the rest of the framework for the religion seems pretty kosher to me...

Burger...kosher...sure you aren't Jewish?

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 06-10-2003 08:27:57 PM
A. I am Catholic. The real question is what the prairie dog is.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-10-2003 08:30:33 PM
I have no religion, just tasted a lot. Hate them all. Even Wiccan/Pagan.
Goma
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 08:35:10 PM
E
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-10-2003 08:54:40 PM
D.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 06-10-2003 09:03:37 PM
quote:
Puggy the Squirrel thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
i used to be catholic. Yes they do. I went to mass, praised christ, sang songs about him and drank his blood and ate his flesh.

Sarcasm is your friend.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 06-10-2003 09:23:05 PM
Agnostic. I don't know, and I won't pretend to know.
hey
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 06-10-2003 09:26:23 PM
Catholic with a capital Christ.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Oh shi...
what
posted 06-10-2003 09:31:49 PM
D
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-10-2003 10:07:38 PM
When
Puggy
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 10:23:41 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Sarcasm is your friend.

sarcasm would be that my former catholic church had a 32 year old man slain every sunday then drank his blood and ground his bones to make our bread.

No sarcasm in my posts.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-10-2003 10:26:25 PM
[QUOTE]Agnostic[/word]

[ 06-10-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-10-2003 11:19:26 PM
So very B.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-10-2003 11:20:28 PM
A, with a very strong intrest in further Theology, such as Aquinas.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 06-10-2003 11:20:35 PM
Kinda a mix of D and the option that shall not be named.

Oh, wait. Paganism.

Damn! I named it!

Shame on me.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-10-2003 11:21:22 PM
quote:
OtakuPenguin said this about your mom:
A, with a very strong intrest in further Theology, such as Aquinas.

Aquinas is real good stuff. I would highly recommend him.

Gydyon
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 06-10-2003 11:22:25 PM
quote:
Gydfather stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
So very B. Or at least trying.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-10-2003 11:22:36 PM
Other.

quote:
Mortious had this to say about Knight Rider:
The best part of church. Free food and drink!

Someday, I'm gonna go to church for that. Then, when the priest holds out the wafer, I'm gonna snatch it out of his hand, pull out a can of spray cheese, and add some flavor to the body of Christ.

Jeze Whiz!

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-10-2003 11:23:15 PM
I kinda worded that wrong.

I HAVE read every volume of Aquinas, and am currently working on some other philosophy stuff.

I am good friends with our priest and discuss with him regularly. I'm that kid with all the questions.

With me and religion (especially the Catholic faith) I'm always, "Why, Why, Why" and I've found answers for just about all of it.

Personally digging into theology and philosophy is much more fullfilling to me than attending mass every single week.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-10-2003 11:23:30 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Puggy the Squirrel stammered:
sarcasm would be that my former catholic church had a 32 year old man slain every sunday then drank his blood and ground his bones to make our bread.

No sarcasm in my posts.


...

I believe that Sakkra was saying that the following quote:

quote:
Sakkra had this to say about Captain Planet:
No, Catholics do not revere or pay homage to Christ in any way...

was sarcasm. Not anything you said.

[ 06-10-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-10-2003 11:25:48 PM
quote:
Not Trent had this to say about Pirotess:
I have no religion, just tasted a lot. Hate them all. Even Wiccan/Pagan.

And we hate you too!

kidding!

Puggy
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 11:26:28 PM
quote:
Verily, Kegwen doth proclaim:
was sarcasm. Not anything you said.

oh. my bad.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-10-2003 11:26:29 PM
quote:
OtakuPenguin thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I kinda worded that wrong.

I HAVE read every volume of Aquinas, and am currently working on some other philosophy stuff.


Augustine. St. Thomas More. Francis.

Gydyon
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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 11:26:49 PM
B.

I go to Church every Sunday and am actively involved in my church's youth group.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-10-2003 11:27:19 PM
quote:
Kegwen attempted to be funny by writing:
was sarcasm. Not anything you said.

Why do people often confuse sarcasm and irony?

MorbId
Pancake
posted 06-10-2003 11:57:47 PM
Used to be D, increasingly B.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 06-11-2003 12:15:02 AM
B, Lutheran.
Peter
Pancake
posted 06-11-2003 01:47:13 AM
B, Raised Lutheran, but take a more Deitistic veiw on it now.
Steven Steve
posted 06-11-2003 02:28:34 AM
I was also raised Lutheran, but I'm D now.

If I recall correctly, Parce is catholic and he does work at his church.

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Ragabash
Pancake
posted 06-11-2003 04:18:08 AM
Deist here, more or less. And I don't mean the letter
Feed my hungry soul.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-11-2003 04:20:30 AM
D. Or if you like Karnaj's bizzaro definition, E.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-11-2003 05:28:06 AM
I'm still unclear what exactly is the difference between Catholism and Christianity...
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Mod
Pancake
posted 06-11-2003 05:33:53 AM
quote:
Azymyth spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I'm still unclear what exactly is the difference between Catholism and Christianity...

Catholicism is a faith with a set of traditions, rules etc. Christianity is a group of faiths that all worship Jesus but in different ways(Orthodox chuches, Protestant Churches, etc) .

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 06-11-2003 10:17:30 AM
E through and through.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-11-2003 10:56:18 AM
quote:
Azymyth had this to say about Knight Rider:
I'm still unclear what exactly is the difference between Catholism and Christianity...

*cracks his knuckles and gets to typing*

At their core, the teachings of Roman Catholicism (which is what I assume Parce is referring to -- there are other "catholic" churches, which is funny since "catholic" means "universal" and thus there should be only one) and Christianity (which I presume Parce lists to mean Protestantism, which covers most Christian denominations other than Greek Orthodox and Roman Catholic)are generally the same (I won't discuss anything but the core beliefs taught by the church leaders -- I understand that many people don't actually believe what their demonination does). They believe that Christ was God, they believe in the Trinity, which is a god one in essence but made up of three persons, Fatherm Son, and Spirit, they believe that Christ died to pay the price for man's sin, and they believe that Jesus' death paves the way to salvation.

From there, though, things get wonky. Catholics and Protestants have become very different over the 500 or so years since they split (the church split between Catholic and Orthodox in the 1200s, and again when Martin Luther started the Protestant Reformation in the 1500s).

I was raised Catholic and went to a Catholic law school. I have been a Protestant for over ten years, however. So I have a background in both (actually I am "covered" salvation-wise under several major religions....)

Some of the basics:

Catholicism:

-- holds that the teachings of Peter take precedence over any other teaching (a relatively minor point, as the teachings are in my view noncontradictory, but it is set up to verify the Pope's claim to supremacy).
-- holds to a doctrine of infused righteousness, which may be too complicated to explain.
-- continues the doctrine of confession from an old Judaic custom of whispering sins into the ear of the scapegoat which was sacrificed annually.
-- through confession, imbues priests alone with the power to absolve sin (which is dispensing forgiveness from God -- no matter what people say, the priests are not really forgiving sin but acknowledging your repentance in the eytes of God).
-- priests, unless converted from Episcopalian (a narrow exception), may not marry or enagage in sexual intercourse....ever. No sex for nuns either.
-- Catholics believe at least in part that it is one's works (good acts done while alive) that earn them their salvation. This is certianyl taught by priests, although official Catholic doctrine does not really say this.
-- Until 1968, they taught that all Protestants were following a false religion because they weren't Catholic.
-- Until 1968, all services were in Latin only.
-- Catholicism generally relates back to tradition and ritual. Every part of a mass has symbolic meaning, and according to Catholic teachings Communion is actually transformed into the literal body and blood of Christ. Catholicsim believes that the Christian faith is a three legged stool: Scripture, Revelation, and the traditions of the Church
-- place an increased emphasis on Mary, including canonizing in the 1800's the idea that Mary was also sinless (and never slept with her husband, reading Scriptural references to Jesus' brother and sisters as "cousins"), and ascended bodily into heaven.


Protestantism:

-- holds to a doctrine of imputed righteousness rather than infused.
-- discontinues the doctrine of confession, noting that God alone forgives sin and that people don't need an intermediary to acknowledge that forgiveness.
-- ministers may marry and are in fact encouraged to do so.
-- believes that a person is "saved" by grace through faith that Jesus is who He said He was, and that he died as a sacrifice for sin.
-- Some Protestants believe Catholics follow a false religion because they believe in salvation through good works, rather than by God's grace through faith.
-- The "tradition question" is a tough one for Protestants. Some believe in tradition, such as Lutherans who also hold to the idea that the bread and wine become the body and the blood of Christ. Others are much less traditional (as is my church) -- all, however, hold to the idea of "sola sciriptura," which notes that Scripture should guide our actions, and only traditions that are consistent with Scripture should be followed.
-- place no emphasis on Mary, and believe that although being a woman of faith, was otherwise a regular person who was married and had kids (after Jesus' virgin birth), including James and Jude, who both have books in the Bible.


That's not nearly an exhaustive list, but it might give you a flavor. I may be wording some items imprecisely, so please don't turn this into a flamerwar....

Gydyon
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Peter
Pancake
posted 06-11-2003 11:29:46 AM
quote:
Gydfather stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*cracks his knuckles and gets to typing*
...
-- The "tradition question" is a tough one for Protestants. Some believe in tradition, such as Lutherans who also hold to the idea that the bread and wine become the body and the blood of Christ. Others are much less traditional (as is my church) -- all, however, hold to the idea of "sola sciriptura," which notes that Scripture should guide our actions, and only traditions that are consistent with Scripture should be followed.
....

Maybe I am reading this wrong, But Lutheran communion, we hold that the wafer/bread and the wine are symbolicly Christ's flesh and blood, but they are still in reality a wafer/bread and wine- No transubsantion.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-11-2003 11:37:17 AM
d. Agnostic (I cannot prove the nonexistance of god. If I could I WOULD HAVE DONE SO A LONG TIME AGO.)
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