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Topic: Okay, here's your chance....
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 03:57:58 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Suddar said this:
I think the love is overflowing in this thread already. We are at critical levels of love.

*HUGS Suddar!*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:58:00 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Suddar:
I think the love is overflowing in this thread already. We are at critical levels of love.

Set us to Love Speed, Mr. Smooch!

"But Capt'n, the Romancian Crystals are about to blow! The ensigns are all frolicing and holding hands down here! I dun't know whut to do!!!"

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 03:58:47 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Iron Parcelan!
*feigns death*

<holds the limp Parce...then grabs him by the legs and spins around real fast!> Wheeeeee! Helicopter!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 03:59:26 PM
quote:
Verily, Katrinity doth proclaim:
Set us to Love Speed, Mr. Smooch!

"But Capt'n, the Romancian Crystals are about to blow! The ensigns are all frolicing and holding hands down here! I dun't know whut to do!!!"


Damnit Jim, I'm a romantic lounge singer, not a doctor/engineer/proffessional courtesan/etc, etc.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 05-08-2003 04:00:13 PM
quote:
Katrinity probably says this to all the girls:
<holds the limp Parce...then grabs him by the legs and spins around real fast!> Wheeeeee! Helicopter!

Sharkadil waits patiently for Kat to let go, drooling all the while.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-08-2003 04:00:27 PM
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-08-2003 04:00:28 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
<holds the limp Parce...then grabs him by the legs and spins around real fast!> Wheeeeee! Helicopter!

*teleports*

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-08-2003 04:00:44 PM
*has an insulin stroke from all the sugary sweetness by Kat*

*twitch*

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 04:01:15 PM
<eeps and goes spinning off into the Stratosphere!>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 04:01:15 PM
*catches Katrinity and HUGGLES her*

[ 05-08-2003: Message edited by: Star Collective ]

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 05-08-2003 04:03:17 PM
Get out the Cyanide cannons, we got a whiner here.
The World is Yours
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 04:03:36 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Star Collective stammered:
*catches Katrinity and HUGGLES her*

<whees and hugs Star back> ^.^

<rushes down to Trillee and gives her a double dose of Baklava Insulin!>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-08-2003 04:04:27 PM
You're a fool, Beaukat. Only for feeling like that, however.

I hope you feel better tomorrow but you should realise you're wrong.

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 04:05:48 PM
quote:
This one time, at Liam camp:
Get out the Cyanide cannons, we got a whiner here.

*summons the Avatar of Snuggles and sicks it on Liam*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-08-2003 04:07:33 PM
*shoots Star Collective and his rainbow-colored avatars with the shotgun of Murder-Nerds-Who-Think-They're-Celestial-Bodies +2*

Enough.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-08-2003 04:08:31 PM
quote:
Beaukat a.k.a Nibbles wrote this stupid crap:
I'm not trolling.

I hate myself. I hate my hair, my clothes, my body, my life.

Have at me. Go ahead, cause i know most of you hate me too.


Ok, I dont care if you all will think I am hatemongering with this, but here goes another mini Aza-rant.

--------****

Point one: You are trolling. Just stating that you are not does not make it true. You are attention whoring, because why else would you make a thread with this as the topic? Obviously, you do not hate yoyrself like you think you do, because if such hatred were possible everyone would be dead, either that, or painting themselves with black makeup and writing crappy poetry about how life sucks.

I think what you are really wanting is someone to say, "No, we don't hate you, we like you, and you should like you too." and follow that up with bouts of pity. Anyone who has been coming to this forum knows damn well that that never happens because the people here only put up with certain kinds of bullshit, mainly the type that Parcelan puts out.

If we hated you, then we couldn't be bothered to click on any of your threads. If we hated you, no one would reply to your posts. If we hated you, Kat wouldn't be offering you cookies and trying to calm down the hot-heads here. Really, if you think people here hate you, I want to see how you handle people in real life, and by that, I mean NOT in high school. In real life (TM), people don't care about angstiness. Out there, there's less tolorance for it than here. A little angst is fine, and even healthy, but not this, not like that. Pure hatred is something that is not easily, if ever, attained. I have loathing for many things and people, but hatred is a far cry from it. Likely, you are suffering from some sort of depression, like any teenage-to-mid-twenty year old suffers. Its usually transient, and will go away.

Despite all I have said (and the only reason I went off on a tangent is because of MY crappy day, mind you,) I do not hate you. I doubt anyone here does.

But with "pity-me" posts like these, I am coming close to disliking you.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 04:08:47 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
*shoots Star Collective and his rainbow-colored avatars with the shotgun of Murder-Nerds-Who-Think-They're-Celestial-Bodies +2*

Enough.


I think someone needs a hug

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-08-2003 04:12:39 PM
quote:
Azakias said this about your mom:
Parcelan puts out.

What the

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-08-2003 04:13:48 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
What the

Whore.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 04:13:52 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Iron Parcelan!
What the

Parce is such a sl00t. ^.^

<snuggles Parce>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 04:14:26 PM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Whore.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-08-2003 04:14:46 PM
When do we begin the tar and feathering?
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 05-08-2003 04:16:14 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Iron Parcelan:
When do we begin the tar and feathering?

Azakias tars Parc

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 04:16:25 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
When do we begin the tar and feathering?

Tar and feathering is icky. How bout hot caramel and chocolate chips?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-08-2003 04:16:44 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Iron Parcelan:
When do we begin the tar and feathering?

soon as the tar's hot enough!

Meridian
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 04:17:41 PM
Guess nobody told her about Clorox Therapy, huh?
**************************
Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-08-2003 04:18:21 PM
quote:
Meridian had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Guess nobody told her about Clorox Therapy, huh?

That was pretty good.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 05-08-2003 04:18:51 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Meridian stammered:
Guess nobody told her about Clorox Therapy, huh?

So, so bad...

I love you!


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-08-2003 04:22:02 PM
If you are going to come to a bulletin board to have people tell you they like you or hate you and validate your existence, you need an Internet break.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-08-2003 04:22:47 PM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
...because the people here only put up with certain kinds of bullshit, mainly the type that Parcelan puts out.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 05-08-2003 04:22:48 PM
okay I'm going to work.

Goodbye.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-08-2003 04:23:36 PM
Wow. She got offended because people told her she was an idiot.

I wish I could say I was surprised.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 04:24:55 PM
<breaks Gyd off a piece of a Kit-Kat bar!> Gimme a break! Gimme a break! Break off a piece of that Kit-kat bar! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 05-08-2003 04:25:18 PM
quote:
Beaukat a.k.a Nibbles had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
okay I'm going to work.

Goodbye.


The World is Yours
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 04:26:08 PM
quote:
Liam Model 2000 was programmed to say:

Liam, you've got a naughty mouth! <holds up a bar of lye soap>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-08-2003 04:30:39 PM
quote:
Meridian's fortune cookie read:
Guess nobody told her about Clorox Therapy, huh?

Should I feel bad for laughing at that?

And I thought it was drain-o

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 05-08-2003 04:33:41 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Katrinity was all like:
Liam, you've got a naughty mouth! <holds up a bar of lye soap>

OH MY

^^^ newest joke on the block

The World is Yours
Steven Steve
posted 05-08-2003 05:51:44 PM
Hold it, does anyone have a gun?

P.S. - shut up

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-08-2003 06:01:15 PM
What's wrong, Beau? PM me if you need to talk to someone.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-08-2003 06:13:49 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Lyinar Ka`Bael:
What's wrong, Beau? PM me if you need to talk to someone.

*nods* If not her Heather, you know I'm here to talk too.

Send me an email tonight after work if you can and lemme know what's buggin ya girl.

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